Black Casper Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The one ive heard is "my cars jus run outta petrol and i need to get my kids from skool, i aint got nomore so cud u spare me a pound"this happened to me Brent X, the guy stopped me and said that his car has run out of petrol and he needs to take his wife to hospitalguy even asked me to follow him to his car which he said was just up the roadI had to give him the plainface and got in my car..he just walked offwhile in my car, i was gonna see if he was gonna ask any1 else....he then asked these 2 women who were just about to go in. They stood there, listened and just laughed in his face afterwardswas kinda baffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Theres 1 lightskin bre, not even that old, always asking for change around NW, Wembley Park station last time I saw him, he try ask me for money, I had to remind his ass I gave him some last night.Coming out the car 1 time in Wembley and I hear some1 scream"EXCUSE ME GRANDFADA"So I turn round and see 1 coolie man, come exactly like Supercat, hard Jamaican accent, but anyway"EXCUSE ME GRANDFADA, CAN YOU SPARE ME A LICKLE 50P GRANDFADA"Man stunk of booze so I just wanted him away quick, reached in my pocket and gave him some change."TANKYOU VERY MUCH GRANDFADA"I was bussing up still.Grandfada u kno.Thats what im saying lolMight be the new lyric still, kinda catchy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The ones I absolutely hate is the ones who give some sob story on the train."Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disturb your train ride but at the moment I am homeless and last night I was lucky enough to have money to stay at a shelter and use their shower facilities but today I havent got enough. If you could find it in ur heart to spare some change Id be more than grateful. God bless"KMT One tramp on the South Eastern Line. This guy is infamous, he's on crutches and usually has his foot bandaged up, smellls several centuries old. Anyway he basically hobbles in to your carriage and announces at the top of his voice that he's homeless and has found a shelter/hostel but they need a deposit for him to stay the night. *BS Alert* He then proceeds to hobble down the aisle giving puppy dog eyes to everyone and a little mumble of please sir or mam, almost like a fully grown Oliver Twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 LOL @ Chris Rocks faceRihannas lookin hot these days i must say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 theres spittin man, ain seen him in a while, even when i went home at christmas never saw himhe ain homeless, and i dont think hes a crackhead, hes jus a crazy man that walks the streetalways spittin on the floorthe most unexpected voice comes out his face "scuse me, have u got 10p"then there was the guy with the hat and the brief case and the funny face "money for a cooooffeeeee"and that light skin breh, definite crackhead, see him around brixton/clapham stockewell sidesdunno if hes stil about "scuse me, have you got 20p for the phone box" back when the minimum u had to put in was 20p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The ones I absolutely hate is the ones who give some sob story on the train."Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disturb your train ride but at the moment I am homeless and last night I was lucky enough to have money to stay at a shelter and use their shower facilities but today I havent got enough. If you could find it in ur heart to spare some change Id be more than grateful. God bless"KMT One tramp on the South Eastern Line. This guy is infamous, he's on crutches and usually has his foot bandaged up, smellls several centuries old. Anyway he basically hobbles in to your carriage and announces at the top of his voice that he's homeless and has found a shelter/hostel but they need a deposit for him to stay the night. *BS Alert* He then proceeds to hobble down the aisle giving puppy dog eyes to everyone and a little mumble of please sir or mam, almost like a fully grown Oliver Twist. lol1 woman round where I live, ALWAYS scrounging in the petrol station and McDonalds to the cars pulling up, pisses me off when I see her.She dont even look broke, got mobile round her neck, Kickers on her foot etc... taking the piss, feel to call the police on her ass still when im going to get some petrol cos you feel uneasy, you shouldnt have to feel that way going to do your daily stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadinho Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 That black dude known as Baju who walks up and down the c11 route all day, muttering sh*t about Jesus and other nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 me an few boys were down old streetmy boy goes to cash machine to draw out some moneytramp comes like you got any change matelike say the cash machine chucks out coins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Casper Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 remember one time when i went cash point during my lunch break,one tramp came and sat down in between the 2 cash machines...me and the ppl waiting thought he was gonna try a tingi looked back and they were just taking out money like normal, with him just sitting there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 remember one time when i went cash point during my lunch break,one tramp came and sat down in between the 2 cash machines...me and the ppl waiting thought he was gonna try a tingi looked back and they were just taking out money like normal, with him just sitting thereTheres a cashpoint on edgeware road that is always occupied by some druggie, its annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 me an few boys were down old streetmy boy goes to cash machine to draw out some moneytramp comes like you got any change matelike say the cash machine chucks out coinsDem guys that approach you at the cash point on some pressure/guilty ting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 remember one time when i went cash point during my lunch break,one tramp came and sat down in between the 2 cash machines...me and the ppl waiting thought he was gonna try a tingi looked back and they were just taking out money like normal, with him just sitting thereTheres a cashpoint on edgeware road that is always occupied by some druggie, its annoying.try clapham high streetbarclays, and hsbc, because there are steps right by themjus gotta say, nah i ain got no change, sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_aMk_ Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The ones I absolutely hate is the ones who give some sob story on the train."Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disturb your train ride but at the moment I am homeless and last night I was lucky enough to have money to stay at a shelter and use their shower facilities but today I havent got enough. If you could find it in ur heart to spare some change Id be more than grateful. God bless"KMTI hate them ones. There was on the train yesterday, bait crackhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 i c these people a mile off& i walk as if 2 say im not tha guy 2 give a sh*t about strangersi walk str8 past them+dont even listen 2 what they sayjust give them a look that shuts them upi also h8 when people try 2 sell me stuff on road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubez Fresco Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Last night some man asked me an my friend for £2.40 to get a cab home cause he was gonna get stabbed if he stayed in the area too long, his knuckles were all bloodied up and sh*tAapparently he punched a pimp in the face for "shotting my wifes p*ssy" it was a pretty dire situation.So he was like I've got weed, tobacco, books, valiums anything !He pulled out the book which was friggin Russell Brands autobiography and started going on about it so I just cut him off and said gimme the drugs.He wasn't a fiend though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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