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Knocked up-The short fat Jewish dudes delivery is too muchJay: Man my balls are shaved my pubes are trimmed..I'm f*ck*ng ready to rock this sh*tFat jew: what the f*ck man, if I go in there and see f*ck*ng pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat i'm gonna f*ck*ng lose my mind.last time I went to the bathroom...I took a sh*t and my sh*t looked like a f*ck*ng stuffed animalJay: you're embarrasing me in company!Fat jew: You embarrass yourself

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"Have you actually ever met a person called Mohamed?""No, have you ever met someone called Mclovin?"Fat dude : "No!! Thats why you pick a dumb f*ck*ng name!"lmaoSwear that scene >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i was in tears.the most f*cked up thing is that he put his age as 25 years old aahah

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lolthats the kinda sh*t i would do doelike when everyone used to try gettin into clubs n places always said they wer 18i came out with 20its bait

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