"Bredrin can you lend me a dollar"

[Guest M12 Part 2]

the worst 1 is wen man ask for a pound so they dont have to break into a note. f*ck off u d*ck. i should spend my money so you can preserve yours.

[Ella]

now days its 23p to make it sound convincing.them interest rates there.

lol.slightly off track but some man asked me for 5pounds the other day. 5pounds! I don't know him from adam how can he ask me for 5 pounds

[TF S4DK]

The guys who you work for are prime examples of this.

This guy...You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about...

Oh i do.Take from what i said how you like....

No you clearly dont.and if you did it would merely highlight the fact you failed even more at your attempt of humour...

Quite menstrual today arnt we TF...

You failed, end off. Gracefully save me the back & forth, its boring now...

[Flojo]

lolwas gonna make a topic about the guy in the office/uni/college, that always as some corny excuse about his wallet left at home and he needs a pound for lunch.. B4 u know the dude is becoming some sort of tax to you income.And he never repays, He then tries to indirectly boy you off like: 'You still want that pound cuz?' infront of everyone. Like am the one asking him for the money...Some d*ckhead like that at my work place still

:D

[zlastboss]

now days its 23p to make it sound convincing.them interest rates there.

lol.slightly off track but some man asked me for 5pounds the other day. 5pounds! I don't know him from adam how can he ask me for 5 pounds

compliment initu look richor dumb...

[Lenny]

'Big man, my electricity gone off can you lend me just 50p to get it back on again'*itches ashen hands*

Cipher your from bricky sides init?beg you tell me you've seen that light skin guy always asking for change? cos what you just said sounds like something he would say

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

'Big man, my electricity gone off can you lend me just 50p to get it back on again'*itches ashen hands*

Cipher your from bricky sides init?beg you tell me you've seen that light skin guy always asking for change? cos what you just said sounds like something he would say

That was who I had in mind when I typed it lolhas to be the same guy?Man try sell me some perfumes once too =\I saw no perfumes.

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

double-post.

[SHOCK]

the worst 1 is wen man ask for a pound so they dont have to break into a note. f*ck off u d*ck. i should spend my money so you can preserve yours.

when people do this i insert plainface like

[Black Casper]

One guy came up to me yesturday on the way home from work,Had one guy come up to me 3 times in the space of a month, asking for £3 so he can catch a taxi to the airport so he can sort out his passport. Man had his documents in his hand too, all going through the fine details with me.But normally I hear, "Please boss, beg u lend man 50p to catch the bus"

[Lenny]

'Big man, my electricity gone off can you lend me just 50p to get it back on again'*itches ashen hands*

Cipher your from bricky sides init?beg you tell me you've seen that light skin guy always asking for change? cos what you just said sounds like something he would say

That was who I had in mind when I typed it lolhas to be the same guy?Man try sell me some perfumes once too =\I saw no perfumes.

Probably is. Theres only one notorious light skin dude around Brixton always asking for change. More time its specifically 50p thoughnever tried selling me purfume though, you must look like a woman cuz

[Guest Robin_Van_PersG]

its the one, but never ask for more than 50p cause otherwise people will ask for it back. Raised £9.40 once at school off minor 10p and 20p raises.

[Benicio del Toney]

lolwas gonna make a topic about the guy in the office/uni/college, that always as some corny excuse about his wallet left at home and he needs a pound for lunch.. B4 u know the dude is becoming some sort of tax to you income.And he never repays, He then tries to indirectly boy you off like: 'You still want that pound cuz?' infront of everyone. Like am the one asking him for the money...Some d*ckhead like that at my work place still

:D

[Benicio del Toney]

Told you lot about 1 coolie guy that approached me with"Excuse me Grandfada, I beg you 50p Grandfada"That 1 was orginal still lolHow can I see Keisha from Sugababes bro on road, I was in my car so I beebed him and he came to the window.*spud spud*"Yeah what you saying bro? blud, I beg you borrow me a pound, I gota get my hair cut init?"These times I thinking rah, your sister is baiders, whats going on?

[Guest Radio]

the worst 1 is wen man ask for a pound so they dont have to break into a note. f*ck off u d*ck. i should spend my money so you can preserve yours.

when people do this i insert plainface like

Lol if I only got a score note ill ask for change from someone and tell them I'll pay it back later, minor its only abit of change.

[Guest Radio]

Told you lot about 1 coolie guy that approached me with"Excuse me Grandfada, I beg you 50p Grandfada"That 1 was orginal still lolHow can I see Keisha from Sugababes bro on road, I was in my car so I beebed him and he came to the window.*spud spud*"Yeah what you saying bro? blud, I beg you borrow me a pound, I gota get my hair cut init?"These times I thinking rah, your sister is baiders, whats going on?

:D

[Guest djbmc]

me outside mcdonalds, guy comes up to me"oi bruv, lend me 20p init? i just got out of prison and i need to phone my missus"me: "hold on i got 20p somewhere" *gets out wallet* "oh nah sorry i aint got no change""ah u got bare nuggets in there - gimme one of them"me:

[Lenny]

LMAO

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

'Big man, my electricity gone off can you lend me just 50p to get it back on again'*itches ashen hands*

Cipher your from bricky sides init?beg you tell me you've seen that light skin guy always asking for change? cos what you just said sounds like something he would say

That was who I had in mind when I typed it lolhas to be the same guy?Man try sell me some perfumes once too =\I saw no perfumes.

Probably is. Theres only one notorious light skin dude around Brixton always asking for change. More time its specifically 50p thoughnever tried selling me purfume though, you must look like a woman cuz

rofl I meant like..aftershave perfume O_oMan must know I gets the ladies :DBut seriously, I look like this.

[ONELOVE]

me outside mcdonalds, guy comes up to me"oi bruv, lend me 20p init? i just got out of prison and i need to phone my missus"me: "hold on i got 20p somewhere" *gets out wallet* "oh nah sorry i aint got no change""ah u got bare nuggets in there - gimme one of them"me:

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Ella]

me outside mcdonalds, guy comes up to me"oi bruv, lend me 20p init? i just got out of prison and i need to phone my missus"me: "hold on i got 20p somewhere" *gets out wallet* "oh nah sorry i aint got no change""ah u got bare nuggets in there - gimme one of them"me:

oh my

[Who Knows? Who Cares?]

Some man never grow out of it, it's disgusting I'm talking guys in their 20s. But its worse they ask for a tenner. I don't lend money still...

[Guest M12 Part 2]

me outside mcdonalds, guy comes up to me"oi bruv, lend me 20p init? i just got out of prison and i need to phone my missus"me: "hold on i got 20p somewhere" *gets out wallet* "oh nah sorry i aint got no change""ah u got bare nuggets in there - gimme one of them"me:

oh my

powerful plainface

[TF S4DK]

Told you lot about 1 coolie guy that approached me with"Excuse me Grandfada, I beg you 50p Grandfada"That 1 was orginal still lol

LOL. I forgot that one too.

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

me outside mcdonalds, guy comes up to me"oi bruv, lend me 20p init? i just got out of prison and i need to phone my missus"me: "hold on i got 20p somewhere" *gets out wallet* "oh nah sorry i aint got no change""ah u got bare nuggets in there - gimme one of them"me:

oh my

powerful plainface

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