My time for licks are long gone but i'm gonna get battered

[Natalie]

Soooooooo, it's exam season and i'm on here and revising at the same time. After seeing that greggs thread and knowing my printers broken I go and make some saltfish fritters.Think to myself 'hold a min, i smell smoke'. I've only gone and burnt the last fritter. The rest were fine I done em before hand :DBut the thing is the frying pan is BURNT i dont even think fairy can fix it.*waits for mum to come home and batter her with the frying pan**goes to asdas*When disaster struckMy fritter Its not on fire its the saltfishLard ah mercyMoral of the story, never take your eyes off the stove, or it'll will burnnnnn.*goes to make bananna cake*p dot s dont watch the camera date, my cameras a bit dodgy

[Fresh]

Pissed, you could get it off but the nonstick would be garn

[Em Dott]

LMAOYour pan looks like the fire eye from the Lord of the Ring films.

[Beavis]

LMFAO

[local]

tits or GTFO

[zlastboss]

dem new yr celebration meals dere

[Soca Junkie]

LOOOL woah!

[Fresh]

Can you cook?Half time yes, half time no (therefore 50/50)If you cant do you plan on learning?Course. Cant be eating fast food all my lifeIf so when?ASAPIf not why?n/aAnd what is your speciality?Fried chicken with homemade coleslaw, dumplings (festival for the fussy eaters) and rice.Quite a shame I barely find the time to cook the above tho.Time to make a change

Shall we make that 30/70 then Natalie?

[Most Wanted]

Natalie, are u Dwayne's cousin? i know someone on here is i forgotAlso its about time you got a new pan anyway

[Mic Man]

oh you dun f*cked up...Lol i can tell your kitchen is full of smoke innit?

[Ankle Murda]

LOL ur finished

[Jubez II]

Its not on fire its the saltfish

Burning wooden spoon been a while since I seen this one *holds arm*

[Natalie]

Can you cook?Half time yes, half time no (therefore 50/50)If you cant do you plan on learning?Course. Cant be eating fast food all my lifeIf so when?ASAPIf not why?n/aAnd what is your speciality?Fried chicken with homemade coleslaw, dumplings (festival for the fussy eaters) and rice.Quite a shame I barely find the time to cook the above tho.Time to make a change

Shall we make that 30/70 then Natalie?

lmaoabout ONE fritter i only burnt ONEEEEEEEEE lol

[Guest Radio]

lol your bun

[Natalie]

Natalie, are u Dwayne's cousin? i know someone on here is i forgotAlso its about time you got a new pan anyway

yh

oh you dun f*cked up...Lol i can tell your kitchen is full of smoke innit?

I wish it was just the kitchen its the whole housebut i opened most of the windows and the smoke is fading now.

[Guest LOGers]

Natz even if you go and buy a new frying pan your mum will still smell the burning.Umm soak it with hot water and fairy liquid, then put it on the hob at a LOW HEAT for about 20 mins, keep checking so the pan don't bubble over, then after 20mins, check back and see if you can get the residue off with a wooden spoon.

[Jubez II]

What is that stuff btw, hows it taste

[Fresh]

What is that stuff btw, hows it taste

ATM like charcoal

[Natalie]

Natz even if you go and buy a new frying pan your mum will still smell the burning.Umm soak it with hot water and fairy liquid, then put it on the hob at a LOW HEAT for about 20 mins, keep checking so the pan don't bubble over, then after 20mins, check back and see if you can get the residue off with a wooden spoon.

SaviourHopefully i can just say the food just got a lil bit stuck.

[I.B.Blackman]

Natalie, are u Dwayne's cousin? i know someone on here is i forgotAlso its about time you got a new pan anyway

yh

oh you dun f*cked up...Lol i can tell your kitchen is full of smoke innit?

I wish it was just the kitchen its the whole housebut i opened most of the windows and the smoke is fading now.

how do you let it get to that point?

[Natalie]

What is that stuff btw, hows it taste

ATM like charcoal

[Ego]

pissedyour pan looks like molten lava. . .

[Guest Flat Eric]

LOLandLOLnever a wife ting tbh

[TASTY]

get some water and put it in the panboil it is should lift

[Ego]

LOLandLOLnever a wife ting tbh

:D PARbados