Ankle Murda Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 ALLOW THE BLASPHEMYI AM ACTUALLY DISGUSTED BY YOU KAAFIRSu mean kuffarn this is christianity not islam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JOHN DOE Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden.it can be argued that it makes no sense to us becuase we are humans. we can barely understand each other emotions, feelings , thoughts what makes us think we can understand the actions of a supreme being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden.it can be argued that it makes no sense to us becuase we are humans. we can barely understand each other emotions, feelings , thoughts what makes us think we can understand the actions of a supreme being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luckstar Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden. TALKIN DONKEYS...TRYIN 2 TAKE THE BIBLE 4 A SHREK MOVIEITS MAD.. THE MOST LOGICAL PEOPLE WILL MAKE LUDICROUS EXCEPTIONS 2THE RULE WHEN IT COMES 2 BIBLE OR QURAN...ITS HARD 2 ACCEPT THE TRUTH WE ARE ALONE AND WIL ROT WHEN OUR CHROMOSOMES HAVE AGED TO A POINT THAT PROTEINS CANNOT BE MADE 2 SUSTAIN ARE BODIESSIMPLE SCIENTIFIC FACTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alejandro Sosa Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Jesus is a prophet in Islam u coconut prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 its trueim a stubborn guy n wont accpet anything im jus told if it dnt make sensecertain sh*t in the bible would make a sh*t film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wogsocket_buster_tbh Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 jesus was albino tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wogsocket_buster_tbh Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 jesus was albino tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hideo Kojima Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Jesus is a prophet in Islam u coconut prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE TRUTH IS U CAN TAKE THE BIBLE/QURAN/TORAH LITERALLY ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED THEM OVER THE YEARSIF U DO NOT ACCEPT THIS U WONT GET ANYWHEREbut how do u know its been changed over the years?hav u been aroudn that longor been "shown" and told about the old versions?n how do they know about the old versions that most of us dont seem to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankle Murda Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden.it can be argued that it makes no sense to us becuase we are humans. we can barely understand each other emotions, feelings , thoughts what makes us think we can understand the actions of a supreme beingExactly.So why should God depend on his followers to talk about him and write these ridiculous scriptures when he can just prove he exists, considering the fact that there are many religions in the world?And why doesn't the Bible mention places like South America or Asia? Since this God is all grand and all-knowing, all powerful, all intelligent all, blah blah blah.This ''true story'' comes from a small place, that's bad enough, nobody else knew about these stories until a bunch of crusaders, slade traders and missionaries started spreading them. Why would God leave us like that?Simple logic BLAAAAAD, none of it makes sense. Look at it how you want, it still doesn't add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wogsocket_buster_tbh Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE TRUTH IS U CAN TAKE THE BIBLE/QURAN/TORAH LITERALLY ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED THEM OVER THE YEARSIF U DO NOT ACCEPT THIS U WONT GET ANYWHEREbut how do u know its been changed over the years?hav u been aroudn that longor been "shown" and told about the old versions?n how do they know about the old versions that most of us dont seem to?local library/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 lol @ the advert in this topic..." learn biblical hebrew online... "are u sick in the mouth?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 cosing humanityp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE TRUTH IS U CANT TAKE THE BIBLE/QURAN/TORAH LITERALLY ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED THEM OVER THE YEARSIF U DO NOT ACCEPT THIS U WONT GET ANYWHEREhasn't been tampered with stillthe rest is correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alejandro Sosa Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE TRUTH IS U CANT TAKE THE BIBLE/QURAN/TORAH LITERALLY ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED THEM OVER THE YEARSIF U DO NOT ACCEPT THIS U WONT GET ANYWHEREdont chat sh*t u simpletonthe bible may have been changed but the quran certainly has not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankle Murda Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden. TALKIN DONKEYS...TRYIN 2 TAKE THE BIBLE 4 A SHREK MOVIEITS MAD.. THE MOST LOGICAL PEOPLE WILL MAKE LUDICROUS EXCEPTIONS 2THE RULE WHEN IT COMES 2 BIBLE OR QURAN...ITS HARD 2 ACCEPT THE TRUTH WE ARE ALONE AND WIL ROT WHEN OUR CHROMOSOMES HAVE AGED TO A POINT THAT PROTEINS CANNOT BE MADE 2 SUSTAIN ARE BODIESSIMPLE SCIENTIFIC FACTSINIT!!Know what it is yea, it's also the fear of Hell that was indoctrinated into them from a young age that makes them nervous and refuse to see the validity in one's arguement.Another thing...Did you know that the word ''soul'' comes from root words in Hebrew, Latin and Greek that mean ''air''?, So basically Holy Spirit means something like ''Holy/sacred Air''.Lets not forget that humans didn't even know how we were breathing back in them days, they thought some holy spiritual force was in our body that kept us alive and breathing. And that word also became utilized with blood because people also used to believe we can bleed out bad souls.But there's no evidence of any soul, never has been, it all came from man's ignorance. They also didn't know about cloud formation or child birth and natural disasters etc.IMO People need to wake the f*ck up and realise these stories....ARE JUST STORIES!!! People back then couldn't explain this world adequately so THEY MADE STORIES UP!! Simple!We can become much better people because we know so much now. But ay, people just wanna be confortable init. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE TRUTH IS U CAN TAKE THE BIBLE/QURAN/TORAH LITERALLY ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED THEM OVER THE YEARSIF U DO NOT ACCEPT THIS U WONT GET ANYWHEREbut how do u know its been changed over the years?hav u been aroudn that longor been "shown" and told about the old versions?n how do they know about the old versions that most of us dont seem to?UR RIGHT. I AM GUESSIN BECAUSE OF THE CONTRADICTIONS IVE READBUT COMMON SENSE WILL TELL U ITS INEVITABLE THAT VARIOUS LEADERS HAVE ALTERED THE WORDS TO HAVE CERTAIN EFFECTS ON THE PEOPLE OF THEIR LANDEVEN IF U DONT BELIEVE IN A GOD, U THINK A BOOK THAT IS WIDELY VIEWED AS GODS WORD ISNT GONNA BE CHANGED AS IT PASSES THROUGH CORRUPT LEADERS THAT WANT TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE'S BELIEFS TO BENEFIT THEM?i dnt believe nothing either the sides sayi live my own tingif theres a God i dnt need to b told how he wants me to live or he wants me to, i think he'd have enough power to kinda write in my operating system so to speak so i know exactly what to dois man that lazy that he has to get ppl to write books and preach n tell me im goin to hell, cnt he jus tell me that, or suprise me at the endn is man so egotistical that we have to worship him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luckstar Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 ACTUALLY THEERE IS NO 7TH CENTURY QURAN IN EXISTENCETHERE IS NO 1ST CENTURY BIBLEIT WAS WORD OF MOUTH 4 A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS UNTIL WRITTEN DOWNSO NOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS IF IT WAS CHANGED...ON BOTH ACCOUNTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankle Murda Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 THE CONCEPT OF JESUS MAKES NO SENSEU CANT BIRTH A SON BY URSELF UNLESS UR AN AMOEBAIF GOD PRACTISES ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION THAN THATS LIKE SAYIN HES f*ck*ng HIMSELF...AND THEN GAVE BIRTH SOMEHOW THRU MARYOR MAYBE HE HAD SURPRISE SEX WITH MARYANYWAY THE BIBLE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SNESE 2 ME EITHER...CONSIDERIN HOW MANY GOSPELS WERE JUS NOT INCLUDED... SWEAR 1 OF THEM EVEN SAID JESUS WAS A POOFta (NO BLASPHEMY)ForealAnd bruv, did you know what earlier sects of Christianity believed what Muslims believe about him? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!These stories are JUST STORIES?!It's amazing how these religious people think critically about what car to buy or what house to rent etc? Yet they don't really look too deep into their belief system, the same belief system in which they are so convinced is 100% true.And when you question they start getting stupid. For example, when I asked one Christian whether he believed in talking donkeys he was like ''are you dumb?'' and I told him about Balaam and the talking donkey, then he was like ''uuuhhhh, maybe donkeys could talk back then''. Are you f*ck*ng serious? It's like they get stupid all of a sudden.it can be argued that it makes no sense to us becuase we are humans. we can barely understand each other emotions, feelings , thoughts what makes us think we can understand the actions of a supreme being Exactly.So why should God depend on his followers to talk about him and write these ridiculous scriptures when he can just prove he exists, considering the fact that there are many religions in the world?And why doesn't the Bible mention places like South America or Asia? Since this God is all grand and all-knowing, all powerful, all intelligent all, blah blah blah.This ''true story'' comes from a small place, that's bad enough, nobody else knew about these stories until a bunch of crusaders, slade traders and missionaries started spreading them. Why would God leave us like that?Simple logic BLAAAAAD, none of it makes sense. Look at it how you want, it still doesn't add up.CONTRADICTIONThis is what is happening though (assuming the Bible is true)My point is these humans don't know, si why should God leave it to his followers to talk about him instead of him doing it himself?He's supposedly all knowing, more intelligent than us so he should know that we'll make assumptions. Unless he stupid lol.Simple logic man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 It's all f*cked, how are we supposed to believe anything.Karma is the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 EVERY1 NEEDS 2 SHUT THE f*ck UPTHIS THREAD ENT BOUT RELIGIONITS ABOUT BOSHES AND ME EVENTUALLY SELLIN MY GARAGE TO DURTYN NA NECKSTA IM NOT FROM WYKEN WOT U KNO BOUT WYKEN COUNDON/ ALLESLEY/ RADFORD AREA IS ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wogsocket_buster_tbh Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 CAN ANY1 PROVE THAT ANY OF THESE RELIGIONS EXIST????????/can you?honestly????/video proof?no!gullable religious fools.hey look at me i wear a skull cap coz some book tells me 2.GAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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