Hustler producing Sarah Palin adult film spoof 'Nailin Paylin'

[Francis Coquelin]

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.Lisa Ann is photographed above left next to Hustler head Larry Flynt.Actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Hillary Clinton (photographed right)Reports of the porn first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist.Thursday's New York Daily News reported the porn's existence, and had the video confirmed by a Hustler spokesman, who could not then confirm a release date.Extract from the script

PALIN: Who is it?GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of 'em?(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.JOE: I have a big hammer.PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.PALIN: Oooh, okay.(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)PALIN: f*ck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!(After 10 minutes, the two finish.)PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.JOE: That was amazing. What now?PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.(End scene)

who'd you reckon will play condee?

[Guest Flava Dave]

porn with storylines is jus not neededseriously

[Jin]

porn with storylines is jus not neededseriously

[BLACK VICTIM]

lmfao at the scriptthis has to be a joke

[JDC]

lisa anne has some lop sided tits, terrible boob jobstill would though

[Badman]

porn with storylines is jus not neededseriously

init thoughso cheesy

[Skola]

lol fully mocking her

[Guest haze-e]

LMFAO.

[Supernova]

peakPalin wud ge tit tho