VENOM Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 ifu were given a blue and a red pill:the Blue pill Guarantees: that you will have a menial Job for about 30yrs from when u start working (18) till ur 50yrs old and then be given £15m===========The Red Pill guarantees that : you will be given £15m at 18, and you would have lost it all by 50 and be working the menial job till death.fineprint:> the menial job will just be enough to survive from day to day... u cannot get govt benefits, you cannot get any better or higher pay. yes the pay will adjust accordingly to inflation (for the pedantic ones).> you are open to all other elements of life that cannot be guaranteed i.e. death before 50, sickness, disability, etc. which ever pill you take> only you and the oracle who gave them to you know about the pill's existence and the power they hold. no one will beleive you if you mention sh*t about pills. ============TWIST 2: with this option you are guaranteed to at least live till 50yrs old. but everything else stays the same.which pill would you choose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red Pill motherf*cker.I want money young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 im 23can i still take the red pill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Neither, I ain't a nitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 AIN'T YOU GOT NO DOUBLE DOVES STAR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 AIN'T YOU GOT NO DOUBLE DOVES STAR?This was better than mine tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macka Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pillby the time i'm 50 I would have sold all 13 cars, 2 boats and a holiday home to live comfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongy Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pill.What you going to do with that money when you old and crepid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pill.What you going to do with that money when you old and crepid?yh innit. obz red. but true say wen u 50 u can gi it 2 yr kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 yes, even if ur 35 u can still take the red pill, the same will happen. same goes for blue pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 i cant take pills very welldoes it come in a liquid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 i cant take pills very welldoes it come in a liquid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 RED PILLtbhi dont like waitingif i can get money i want it NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongy Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pill.What you going to do with that money when you old and crepid?yh innit. obz red. but true say wen u 50 u can gi it 2 yr kids.f*ck them, they can find their own pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pill.What you going to do with that money when you old and crepid?yh innit. obz red. but true say wen u 50 u can gi it 2 yr kids.f*ck them, they can find their own pills.Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red.By 50 i would be ready to live the humble life/die/be dead already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhhhhhh8 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A.Bines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 The Red Pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Red pillThen an early death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 red pillif im alive at 50 with that type of money ive done myself a great disservice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdot Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 red pilli want the money asapanit up for waiting 30 odd years 2 get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A.Bines.This truely is a conundrum to end all conundrums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhhhhhh8 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A.Bines.This truely is a conundrum to end all conundrums.y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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