FAO Drivers and Aspiring Drivers

[Guest Triple XXX]

also drug driving>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sh*t is fukdone of my boys actualy drives better whilst under the influence of cheese

drivin on sleepin pills is way more funeverything happens in slow motion its f*cked

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

never poppd pillsnew years durts we do this

[Alejandro Sosa]

I flashed my wallet at some guy on the phone whilst stuck in traffic earlier, it worked and he put it down. traffic shenaigans >>>>>>>>>>>>

lol u do look dumb enough to pass as a police man

[Jodie]

Texting on a Nokia whilst driving is easy. But moretime i try to avoid it.Not even gonna bother when i get my iphone.

[Duzza]

i hit the edge of the road (dnt even kno whats its called, its on an a road so i guess it not the pavement) doin 50 n tryna pick up my sat nav off the floorblew the f*ckin tire outhad to come home, register with the AA, wait about 3 hours then go n get the to come n fit a new onethen cancelled the monthly payments.i should never do more than one thing at a time

same.. but i was tryna send a txt, hit the kerb, blew my f*ckin tyre out.. was about 20 min drive from my house, just had to sit around looking like a mug on the side of the roadwon't even look at my phone when i'm driving now, after it happened i was thinking about how f*cked it woulda been if there was someone walking along on the pavement when i hit it

[Skola]

some slack storiesall bending down and sh*t to pick stuff upi only txt when im stopped at traffic lightswhen the lights start to change just chuck the phone on the passenger seat

[charliechalk]

I'd love to pretend to be a police man one day I'd be like put your hands up!! and the run away

[Alejandro Sosa]

u like the negs dont u

[charliechalk]

Oh... you were tryna be funny

[J. Edgar]

i hit the edge of the road (dnt even kno whats its called, its on an a road so i guess it not the pavement) doin 50 n tryna pick up my sat nav off the floorblew the f*ckin tire outhad to come home, register with the AA, wait about 3 hours then go n get the to come n fit a new onethen cancelled the monthly payments.i should never do more than one thing at a time

Don't tell me you don't know how to change a tyre? or did you not have a spare?

[Guest Triple XXX]

i hit the edge of the road (dnt even kno whats its called, its on an a road so i guess it not the pavement) doin 50 n tryna pick up my sat nav off the floorblew the f*ckin tire outhad to come home, register with the AA, wait about 3 hours then go n get the to come n fit a new onethen cancelled the monthly payments.i should never do more than one thing at a time

Don't tell me you don't know how to change a tyre? or did you not have a spare?

bruv for sometime i didnt even kno how to turn on the wipersi didnt have a spare either the AA guy took me to buy one (coz mine was illegal apparently, too smooth or whatevr u call it otherwise my cover would have paid for it)

[charliechalk]

Even I know how to change a friggin tyre.

[Meticulous]

never poppd pillsnew years durts we do this

Lol you think he meant e's

[charliechalk]

I dread to think what e15 would get up to if left to his own devices

[Flex]

to think, that could have been avoided if they were using the 3 second rule!

[Jefferson]

the way my boy was doing this ALL THE way home on sunday night, i was like cant it wait.. or just pull over or tell the slag to wait .altho i trust him driving i hate it, so i always keep an eye out on the road and constantly cuss his rass so this never happens.

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

bruv for sometime i didnt even kno how to turn on the wipers

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

I dread to think what e15 would get up to if left to his own devices

what do you mean by this??also are you from sarfend by anychance?

[R1.]

to think, that could have been avoided if they were using the 3 second rule!

Only a fool breaks the 3 second rule