Supernova Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Wanted some ice water... opened the fridge thinkn wheres the ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 lol @ warm milk cereal. Wtf. Have you tried it? Certain cereals only taste nice with warm milk Yuck @ ever having cold weetabix, shreddies, all bran or shredded wheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Any whites eat cereal with warm milk? Cuz I've never heard of that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 every cereal gets get milk on it, that way you can flatten it down n pour more cereal on it (no fat eric) was using a scalpel to slice up a 2ltr coke bottle n it went straight through my calf, one deep cut could tell it would start bleeding but at first it was one deep dark gash n i took bare pics on my phone, didnt go hospital for stitches (bawse) n it healed badly there was a long ravine in my calf and i took more pics, like that thread where people hate holey porous looking things like bcg scars, i love that stuff smashed a glass in kitchen and was too lazy to clean it up, later that day i walked in it, serves me right really was wanking one time on the sofa (rookie mistake) n fell asleep with my c*ck out, woke up to my mum watching tv and wanting the ground to swallow me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 every cereal gets get milk on it, that way you can flatten it down n pour more cereal on it (no fat eric) was using a scalpel to slice up a 2ltr coke bottle n it went straight through my calf, one deep cut could tell it would start bleeding but at first it was one deep dark gash n i took bare pics on my phone, didnt go hospital for stitches (bawse) n it healed badly there was a long ravine in my calf and i took more pics, like that thread where people hate holey porous looking things like bcg scars, i love that stuff smashed a glass in kitchen and was too lazy to clean it up, later that day i walked in it, serves me right really was wanking one time on the sofa (rookie mistake) n fell asleep with my c*ck out, woke up to my mum watching tv and wanting the ground to swallow me up ... Was she just sat there with your semi flaccid piece hanging out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 no she was on a diff chair, so embarrassing tho like the first time she found a bottle of piss in my room n discovered my deviant addiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 But what I'm saying is, did she walk into the room seeing you in that state and not say anything? Or did she wake you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 no she didnt wake up me "oh excuse me radio your d*ck is hanging out, better go up to bed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 I dunno what's more worrying, not waking you up or your mum calling you Radio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Supposed to go Salou on Sunday, uni Sports Tour. Lost my passport. Haven't seen it since last summer. Had I just prepared in time, could have at least done the 1-week fast track service. I'm fucing pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seydou Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 lol @ warm milk cereal. Wtf. Have you tried it? Naah. Not looking to either. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Eric Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 she probably didnt even notice it pmsl / not a retard thus i do not do retarded things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 radios story was a bit disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 I done the knife to the toaster, i also put a spoon in the microwave. / The only day i held a plastic cup (party cups) between my teeth as i had my hands full.. i forgot and tried to throw my head back to get my hair out of my face. Ended up with a pretty wet face and hair, that was embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 pmsl @ the radio story / we have a regular eletric kettle i shout to my sister "do you smell burning?!?!?" walk into the kitchen the part metal, part plastic, eletric kettle is sitting on a gas hob melting away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 LOL @ FALLING ASLEEP WANKING. WTF BRO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 was after wank, come on we've all been there after an exhausting quality wank, can not even be bothered to pull your boxers up, just collapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 sh*t. So you're mum is sitting there watching Eastenders & eating a cottage pie, whilst your lying on the couch next to her with your d*ck hanging out covered in your own cum? That's a pretty grim picture bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 i've lived a hard life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 pmsl radio is actually the dregs of society. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Esquilax Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Can you imagine being a parent, and walking in on one of your children crashed out on the sofa, covered in semen, piece exposed And you just sigh to yourself, don't even wake him up, just stare at the TV holding back tears of anguish and disappointment Allow going through hours of agonising labour to produce THAT f*ck about 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 haha nah i didnt have semen on me n the way the chairs set out she wouldnt have been looking at me, and i had a duvet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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