bud bud ding ding

[Guest Flat Eric]

Why am i the only one to get a slant face.

cos that sh*t dont even rhyme

you just got comfortable and used this chance to be racist gtfo

[bex]

diarrhea

diarrhea

it shot out of my bum

like a machine gun

diarrhea

diarrhea

i had a little laugh

and it came out in the bath

diarrhea

diarrhea

[Guest Flat Eric]

see you later aligator

in a while crocodile

in some camp voice

[imhim]

Why am i the only one to get a slant face.

lmao

[imhim]

this is not the new creation thread for rhymes...

not naming ANY names

FlapJack

[Mythy Collins]

bang bang ur dead 50 bullets in ur head

plus 1 up the bum

equals 51

[Guest Flat Eric]

ip dip dog sh*t

f*ck*ng bastard

silly git

you..are..not..it

[Bruno Di Gradi]

if u wanna be my lover

it cost 50p

condoms are expensive

but sex with me is freeeee

(kinda worrying we was singing this in primary.. these times i didnt know anything about sex...condoms...lover... or 50p)

[bex]

this is not the new creation thread for rhymes...

not naming ANY names

FlapJack

lol i didn't create anything, i am merely repeating rhymes i've heard

let me have my fun

[Axiom]

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING I SMELL YA BREATH

I YELL WOOOOOOOOO WOOO

YOU NEED SOME AQUAFRESSSSH

[KayGee]

Beans beans are good for your heart

The more you eat the more you f*rt

The more you f*rt the better you feel

So lets have beans for every meal.

Boys used to sing this then let one rip.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING I SMELL YA BREATH

I YELL WOOOOOOOOO WOOO

YOU NEED SOME AQUAFRESSSSH

the amount of remixes dere was for this as well lmao coz of that vitalite advert lmao

I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING, SCRATCHING MY BELLY

I DID A FART, AND I BLEW UP THE TELLY

WOOOOO WOOOO

VITALITE

*kanye shrug*

LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9CH1n9tNV0

[Supermalt]

racist forum

i think flapjacks is buff so allow her

asians making p while u make jokes

[bex]

lol i remember that one

we used to say "wooha wooha" though, ala busta rhymes

[Bruno Di Gradi]

racist forum

i think flapjacks is buff so allow her

asians making peshwari naan while u make jokes

[Mythy Collins]

Beans beans are good for your heart

The more you eat the more you f*rt

The more you f*rt the more you eat

the more you sit on the toilet seat

Fixed

[Necksta]

lmao @ dst

[KayGee]

CC my playmate

i cannot play with you

my sisters got the flu

chicken pox and measles too

slide down the drainpipe

onto the kitchen floor

ill be your bestest friend

forever more more more

shut the door door door

say more more more

FREEZE

[Guest Flat Eric]

what was that one about jack and jill

[Axiom]

what was that rhyme about batman and robin on a motorway or something

[Bruno Di Gradi]

what was that rhyme about batman and robin on a motorway or something

theres 2 version

jingle bells, batman smells

robin layed an egg

batmobile, lost its wheels

joker got away

or the UK one was

jingle bells, batman smells

robin layed an egg

uncle billy, lost his willy

on the motorway *hey*

dunno how it became that but yeh lmao

[bex]

what was that one about jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

i dunno what they did up there

but now they've got a daughter

[Axiom]

what was that rhyme about batman and robin on a motorway or something

theres 2 version

jingle bells, batman smells

robin layed an egg

batmobile, lost its wheels

joker got away

or the UK one was

jingle bells, batman smells

robin layed an egg

uncle billy, lost his willy

on the motorway *hey*

dunno how it became that but yeh lmao

lol ye the 2nd one

lmfao @ robin layed an egg tho, i remember it being 'robin ran away'

[Guest Flat Eric]

what was that one about jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

i dunno what they did up there

but now they've got a daughter

some pg version

the one i heard was dirtier

much dirtier

[Aquaman]

the way we were rinsing this indian yute at work the other day was too much

so damn funny. for some reason i dont mind poking fun at them racially