Guest Lemons Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I woke up in Croatia (Outlook festival) and my brothers fat ginger mate is lying on top of my tent (over my legs) shouting "I'm so good at sex!" over and over.It was pretty surreal.(He didn't have sex with me)Like you'd ever find outPos'd for a lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I came up too quick and after I threw up in that pub princess alice back in the day during some rave when I was churpsing some next ting in the middle of the bar, I swear I've learnt to not do f*cked up sh*t or drink beyond my meansalsoEYE DROPS are the ones if you've sipped too much too soon, that sh*t will enable a dead passed out man to be able to reach the dancesaved me on my birthday each year of uni----Having said that morning after stories don't really happen for meobviously everyone's gone to time and envy in Rmford and drew a next fat ting and both you and your boy have gone back to hers, done all kinds of madness and woke up in her bedsit the next morning with some next asian man (the chick was obviously white) coming in and going ''you f*ck amy? she never let me f*ck! how you f*ck amy!?" and then the walk home at like 8 in the mornand then the silly come home from a rave ones bare hyped on some next mdizzle madnes the day your student loans dropped, and then convince everyone to book a flight to amsterdam for the next day - I swear down the cab ride to the airport that morning was the funniest thing in the world. every man was so depressed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 yh you only said that after wavesurfer called you on the BSNow you are saying you bang weights everydaystop gassingNow it's hard to understand i go gym every day..f*ckin clownbruv you need a rest dayonly guys i know that go everyday are roidheadsand even most of them have at least 1 day off/i think u are just 1 of those guys that gets a bit excited and exagerates everything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 swear on your mums life innit lulz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 funny how most of the victims on vip2 are outta london people.they just dont get it, even when theyre getting mugged off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 swear on your mums life innit lulzhahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 u go gym daily?do u take steroids aswell?na, creatine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 klqwf djnsdf[plwgbgrghbgfloooooooooooooool ure too muchstop it nowhad to pos you for making me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 yh you only said that after wavesurfer called you on the BSNow you are saying you bang weights everydaystop gassingNow it's hard to understand i go gym every day..f*ckin clownbruv you need a rest dayonly guys i know that go everyday are roidheadsand even most of them have at least 1 day off/i think u are just 1 of those guys that gets a bit excited and exagerates everythingMy rest day is a bit of cardio - swimming - sauna etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 again the real truth comes out after more people call you out on your ridiculous statementsa clear pattern is emergingthink before you type and then re-read in future 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 jus swear on mumzys lifei will retract all i have said and believe u 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 again the real truth comes out after more people call you out on your ridiculous statementsa clear pattern is emergingthink before you type and then re-read in futureOK I'M GOING TO START WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY RETARDED.I GO TO THE GYM EVERYDAY, EVEN IF ITS FOR CARDIO - WEIGHTS - SWIMMING - SAUNA IT'S STILL GOING TO THE GYM..WHERE DID I SAY I GO TO THE GYM TO DO ARMS EVERYDAY OR CHEST EVERY DAY..I JUST SAID I GO TO THE GYM DAILY..CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 LOL WHY YOU MAD BRO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 LMAOwont lie this has brightened up a sh*t Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 typing in caps doesn't make me mad.. i'm laughing at you lot same way you're laughin at me, it's nothing.i go to a proper gym where they have a swimming pool..sorry if that's hard for you to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 again the real truth comes out after more people call you out on your ridiculous statementsa clear pattern is emergingthink before you type and then re-read in futureOK I'M GOING TO START WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY ANGRY DO YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 LOL AT HOW THE STORIES ALWAYS SLIGHTLY CHANGE WHEN UR CALLED OUT ON THE BS.PMSL THE WAY DONS HAVE GOT U DOWN TO A T.Quote where the story changed...i said i go to the gym daily...he said don't you have a rest day..i said my rest day is swimming..cardio etc..WHICH IS STILL GOING TO THE GYM.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 typing in caps doesn't make me mad.. i'm laughing at you lot same way you're laughin at me, it's nothing.i go to a proper gym where they have a swimming pool..sorry if that's hard for you to understand.yh so does my one mateyou're nothin special/how much can u bench? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 went out for my housemates birthday; but was skint all i had was apple juice and asda basics vodka so had to make due. only had like 10pound in my wallet cos when i say i was skint, i meant SKINT. didnt even eat as well dno why so drank on an empty stomach. was considerably faded by the time i got the club and lined up and have no recollection of actually getting in. just woke up next morning with the stamps for 4 different clubs on my hand, a red bra in my pocket, 8pounds in my wallet, a half finished kebab on my bed and a text message from a guy called Diran telling me we had to hit vodka revs again at some point cos the 'dance off' was epic. i still dno wot happened tbh. first actual time i cant remember a nightbrighton>>>>> 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 'you're nothin special'pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 typing in caps doesn't make me mad.. i'm laughing at you lot same way you're laughin at me, it's nothing.i go to a proper gym where they have a swimming pool..sorry if that's hard for you to understand.yh so does my one mateyou're nothin special/how much can u bench?110 kg (2 reps) which ent alot for my size really but mainly do a lot of reps on about 70 kg instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 lets see how the 2 reps get reduced now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCo KinG Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 beg the gym heads come thru and tell these guys 2 reps on 110 kg ent alot for someone thats 6ft4 - 15 stone and been gyming hard for about 5 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 :/are u going to the gym today bro? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 yh that is not that much stillbut you know what happened to the boy that cried wolf?how much did you weigh before you started gym tho bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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