You woke up as a white person. What would you do?

[BLACK VICTIM]

get on heroin, steal from cloths shops, be sh*t at sex

[Seydou]

skank

:lol:

:rofl: :rofl:

[Corrigan]

Lol at sending for my brother joe for having an honest living

[Necksta]

lol at necksta tryna go on like hes not white

when did i imply im not white?

[Frank.]

necksta's mixed european still.

[Supermalt]

have no lips

[NiNES.]

[Supermalt]

That why your old man done a runner?

f*ck

DAM FAM

[Necksta]

im referring to the jack the lad type/oi oi banter type of lads.

since you haven't met me, how would you know im one of them?

[Chicharito]

by sayin 'my white english dons'

ur one of them mate.

White word.

/

[Yuri]

by sayin 'my white english dons'

ur one of them mate.

i know what he's saying still

my/his "white culture" isnt the one you're familiar with

but you already knew what he was saying

[Necksta]

by sayin 'my white english dons'

ur one of them mate.

i know what he's saying still

and so do you

exactly. he's just trying to reach.

shouldn't you be thinking of a send for dips anyhow?

[Captain Planet]

if i woke up albanian id sell my all my female relatives into prostitution.

FACK

[Necksta]

necksta's mixed european still.

this is actually true. my mum is italian. and btw brisco, i wasnt born in albania, or england.

[Yuri]

mate ur a white lad allow it

yuri has the accent and all sorts

this guy

/

if you speak albanian you're albanian.

[Frank.]

necksta's mixed european still.

this is actually true. my mum is italian. and btw brisco, i wasnt born in albania, or england.

i'v said before my mums italian to, god bless her, she brings pain on my soul, having foreign blood is nothing to be proud of, feel ashamed.

[Captain Planet]

Go and stand in front of the pub and when scoping the latest ironing-board flat-backoff broad that walks by

Tell the lads "phwoooooorrrrrr shes got a nice bum"

[Necksta]

necksta's mixed european still.

this is actually true. my mum is italian. and btw brisco, i wasnt born in albania, or england.

i'v said before my mums italian to, god bless her, she brings pain on my soul, having foreign blood is nothing to be proud of, feel ashamed.

sorry to hear that bro but i love my mum and im proud of my italian heritage.

[Chicharito]

Yeah man,

We all got italian mums,

Mine is too.

ps.

your mums probably irish.

[Frank.]

necksta's mixed european still.

this is actually true. my mum is italian. and btw brisco, i wasnt born in albania, or england.

i'v said before my mums italian to, god bless her, she brings pain on my soul, having foreign blood is nothing to be proud of, feel ashamed.

sorry to hear that bro but i love my mum and im proud of my italian heritage.

my mum was named after mussolini's daughter beat that.. lol i hate my heritage my italian famo are cunts.

[Aquaman]

by sayin 'my white english dons'

ur one of them mate.

White word.

/

WM/TPTB SW

[Necksta]

necksta's mixed european still.

this is actually true. my mum is italian. and btw brisco, i wasnt born in albania, or england.

i'v said before my mums italian to, god bless her, she brings pain on my soul, having foreign blood is nothing to be proud of, feel ashamed.

sorry to hear that bro but i love my mum and im proud of my italian heritage.

my mum was named after mussolini's daughter beat that.. lol i hate my heritage my italian famo are cunts.

stubborn cunts?

loll

[Captain Planet]

necksta's mixed european still.

this is actually true. my mum is italian. and btw brisco, i wasnt born in albania, or england.

i'v said before my mums italian to, god bless her, she brings pain on my soul, having foreign blood is nothing to be proud of, feel ashamed.

sorry to hear that bro but i love my mum and im proud of my italian heritage.

my mum was named after mussolini's daughter beat that.. lol i hate my heritage my italian famo are cunts.

My mum is mussolinis daughter

beat that

nigi

[Guest Supreme Allah]

not wash and leave the yard smelling like wet dog, wash up leaving crust on the dishes/glasses, go raving n dance like a spastic, lips randoms in club, moan about how jerome was touching tracys bum and i really liked tracy the wog socket but only once we've left the club n are safely at home doing borderline gay sh*t in the kitchen wiv me mates while mum comes down n tells us to be quiet sam shouts out how he'd bang my mum and i laugh and agree she has nice tits then my whole family would get up next morning and eat beans on toast and not brush our yellow teeth and leave for work with mutter in my eyes see a black person and my heart starts to beat really fast because im a shook pussyhole

this went from imaginary to fantasy

were you thinking about one of your friends when you posted this or something?

[Captain Planet]

I wont lie vip2 has had me lolling hard tonight

keep up the work lads