You woke up as a white person. What would you do?

[Guest Esquilax]

Jump on the sunbed.

I wouldn't rule that out now

[Lens]

travel the world without fear of racism tbh

this

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that skank where they jump up and down with one arm raised. not in time with the beat.

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wouldn't be bothered if i bit into my chicken and there was blood

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would move to them posh black chicks with annoying voices that You know only go for white guys.

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support Chelsea FC

[Mythy Collins]

eat snowflake pum

join a firm

[Lens]

looooool @ Jack

"swear at my mum"

[TALLWAH]

cycle to work

in late November

wearing shorts

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Walk down the high street with my top off

[Skola]

walk up to the first non white i see

and tell them to get back to their own f*ckin country

[Guest TimeBomb]

ave a bacon sandwich

then...

ave a few pints wiv the lads

then...

ave it large

[Thun]

ARE U NOT WHAITE KG

She is begging it hard

[Guest Supreme Allah]

walk around topless as soon as the temp reaches 15 degrees

[Guest Esquilax]

I am enjoying the realness in this thread

[Supermalt]

lol these pinkys have fun u know

too bad us blacks are dons and do not indulge in such frivolous behaviour

[Percy]

kiss and treat my dog better than another human being

[Guest Supreme Allah]

jam in my room with a hairbrush infront of a mirror and goin along with my favourite rap tune, even though alone, Id try not to be loud saying "nigga" as it comes up in a tune, then feel releaved that no one was there to hear it and carry on rapping thinkin im Eminem

[djbmc]

ave a bacon sandwich

then...

ave a few pints wiv the lads

then...

ave it large

lolol

[Thun]

jam in my room with a hairbrush infront of a mirror and goin along with my favourite rap tune, even though alone, Id try not to be loud saying "nigga" as it comes up in a tune, then feel releaved that no one was there to hear it and carry on rapping thinkin im Eminem

Your trying to hard tbh

Go get some fresh air

[JOHN DOE]

jam in my room with a hairbrush infront of a mirror and goin along with my favourite rap tune, even though alone, Id try not to be loud saying "nigga" as it comes up in a tune, then feel releaved that no one was there to hear it and carry on rapping thinkin im Eminem

Your trying to hard tbh

Go get some fresh air

[DJ Stashman]

Listen to some grime music and imitate what i have just seen/heard and make every other black person respect me

[Seydou]

I'm waiting for that one person to kill the jokes.

[zlastboss]

drop a mixtape an hang around with black people only

[Guest Sun Tzu]

Engage in homoerotic activities with the boys and say it's all in the name of "banter"

Dress up as a woman on a nightout and tell the darkies not partaking in it that they "have no banter about em"

[djbmc]

drop a mixtape an hang around with black people only

oi come on mate, there's a line. keep it decent next time yeh?

[Wavant]

kiss and treat my dog better than another human being

LOL

[Corrigan]

Engage in homoerotic activities with the boys and say it's all in the name of "banter"

Dress up as a woman on a nightout and tell the darkies not partaking in it that they "have no banter about em"

you ain't got no banter about you ya zero c*nt

[Guest haze-e]

I'd wake up at 6am and go to the fridge/corner shop and buss open a couple Strongbow to drink for breakfast...

[Supermalt]

grind on mandem in d dance whilst simultaneously lipsin a stranger not being sure of their gender

become a police officer just to drive my knee on the backs of minorities