once when i was about 17/18 beat this ting at a house party, then ran into her at tesco about 3 days later when i was with my mum
next ting i beat at uni was on my bus the whole journey sitting infront of me and i was on the phone telling my boy about it when i clocked shes there, got her name wrong too
I got picked out by one chick in my local pub during my immense heartbreak, carried her bike all the way to Dalston from Pembury Tavern. Got to her studio flat, beat vigorously, swapped numbers, beat one more time, she goes to Greece on holiday, comes back, send one text to meet.... got hot AIR for a few weeks
Beat one girl from Wood Green, fresh off the plane from Andalucia, drunken beat, went on her facebook the next day and thought DAMN how wasted was I.... Mediocore body and a solid 5 in the face. She must have looked like a 7 then.
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once when i was about 17/18 beat this ting at a house party, then ran into her at tesco about 3 days later when i was with my mum
next ting i beat at uni was on my bus the whole journey sitting infront of me and i was on the phone telling my boy about it when i clocked shes there, got her name wrong too
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Kurtis
told you niggas i lost the weight and get a level 1
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Niall Ferguson
only joking david, everyone loves u no homo
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Kurtis
youre all just jealous! cLiK dA Xx
*curls up in a ball in in the corner and cries to sleep*
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Damn
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Supernova
Ahh yes the CAR manoeuvre,
Cum-spray And Run-weh.
Only in uni, was mad awkward, hiding down the psychology section of te library when I studdy Multimedia cos I see her walking down the isle
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imhim
PUSS
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Supernova
Shut up you fucking forum jester
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JOHN DOE
fehh
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imhim
WOY
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I got picked out by one chick in my local pub during my immense heartbreak, carried her bike all the way to Dalston from Pembury Tavern. Got to her studio flat, beat vigorously, swapped numbers, beat one more time, she goes to Greece on holiday, comes back, send one text to meet.... got hot AIR for a few weeks
Beat one girl from Wood Green, fresh off the plane from Andalucia, drunken beat, went on her facebook the next day and thought DAMN how wasted was I.... Mediocore body and a solid 5 in the face. She must have looked like a 7 then.
HONESTY
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imhim
rar ur a lad
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Thizz
Proper lad.
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Guest chap44uns
A man didn't call himself di genewal mac 4 no reason
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