Socially Awkward Penguin reveals your socially awkward moments

[R1.]

lol there anotha one where ur walkin home with someone u dno't know too well...u say bye to them thinking ur going off in different directions BUT it so happens that u both walk in da same direction for a bit like on the other sides of the roadhappens too much i swer

o yeh this sort of tings happend to me before

[E.A.S.E]

Imagine you watched monsters ball with your family lol

I did this! Went to see it at the cinema with my mum. First scene, he's banging a prostitute from behind. I just waited and waited. Half way through the film when it was a non-awkward scene I got up and sat elsewhere. Was glad for that because there were more sex scenes coming. That was the last time I went to the cinema with my mum. We agreed that as soon as we left.

LOLs

loooooooooooooool

[Guest Triple XXX]

lol there anotha one where ur walkin home with someone u dno't know too well...u say bye to them thinking ur going off in different directions BUT it so happens that u both walk in da same direction for a bit like on the other sides of the roadhappens too much i swer

LOLOL this has happened a few times still. have to either speed up or slow down so it dont feel awkward bahaha

thats too awkward i swearn u dnt knmo them too well so if u walk 2gether there nothing to talk aboutwhich is where you get the phone every 2 seconds praying someone will phone

[Guest Lemons]

lol there anotha one where ur walkin home with someone u dno't know too well...u say bye to them thinking ur going off in different directions BUT it so happens that u both walk in da same direction for a bit like on the other sides of the roadhappens too much i swer

LOLOL this has happened a few times still. have to either speed up or slow down so it dont feel awkward bahaha

thats too awkward i swearn u dnt knmo them too well so if u walk 2gether there nothing to talk aboutwhich is where you get the phone every 2 seconds praying someone will phone

What I do in this situation is pre-empt it. I wait for them to commit to a route and then go a different direction. Sometimes I've gone quite a long way out of my way because of this...

[Guest Flat Ericó]

lol there anotha one where ur walkin home with someone u dno't know too well...u say bye to them thinking ur going off in different directions BUT it so happens that u both walk in da same direction for a bit like on the other sides of the roadhappens too much i swer

LOLOL this has happened a few times still. have to either speed up or slow down so it dont feel awkward bahaha

thats too awkward i swearn u dnt knmo them too well so if u walk 2gether there nothing to talk aboutwhich is where you get the phone every 2 seconds praying someone will phone

What I do in this situation is pre-empt it. I wait for them to commit to a route and then go a different direction. Sometimes I've gone quite a long way out of my way because of this...

LOL

[Guest Triple XXX]

goin the long way is wot u do wen ur brigin hoes back to mums yardits nt about them recallin their way back certain times u gotta go round the long way like twice jus to put them off the routestill remember the first time i clocked this, thought i was a f*ckin G

[Captain Planet]

ive experienced every single one

I'm sure you want to take that back.Watch the vid.But...

ive experienced a few of them

Like when somebody says something, you say sorry?They say it again and you cant hear so you just pretend to know what they're saying and go "yeah".

[Lieutenant]

goin the long way is wot u do wen ur brigin hoes back to mums yardits nt about them recallin their way back certain times u gotta go round the long way like twice jus to put them off the routestill remember the first time i clocked this, thought i was a f*ckin G

LMAODone this with so many girls.Pick them up from the station, drive round the back way then go back on myself so they got confused.Turn a 5min journey into a 20min one.

[Black Ant]

ive experienced every single one

I'm sure you want to take that back.Watch the vid.But...

ive experienced a few of them

Like when somebody says something, you say sorry?They say it again and you cant hear so you just pretend to know what they're saying and go "yeah".

the video wasnt there when i posted

[Grandulous]

The one where you're walking towards someone you know but you're far away and you don't know where to look while you're walking towards eachother or when is the right time to say hello! hate that.Sex scene!Checking phone when there is an awkward silence.Not knowing what to do with my hands certain times

I hate when I do this & everyone knows ur checkig it coz ur nervous or there's an awkward silence so why do I do it?! I often avoid ppl I know when passing in the St, unless its a close friend or whateva. Idk why I do this, very unsociable of me. But sometimes I just cant be f*cked w the pointless small talk.

[local]

The one where you're walking towards someone you know but you're far away and you don't know where to look while you're walking towards eachother or when is the right time to say hello! hate that.Sex scene!Checking phone when there is an awkward silence.Not knowing what to do with my hands certain times

I hate when I do this & everyone knows ur checkig it coz ur nervous or there's an awkward silence so why do I do it?! I often avoid ppl I know when passing in the St, unless its a close friend or whateva. Idk why I do this, very unsociable of me. But sometimes I just cant be f*cked w the pointless small talk.

NORMAL WHEN LEAN

[The Infamous]

Lool @ the circle the block thingMine is when I dont know people I dont say anything which kinda makes them think I'm plotting or something which results in them not saying anything either.Also I have dropped the phone one BARE times. read texts and sh*tHad a few of those still

[Grandulous]

If a sex scene comes on with the family viewing we'll all just say things to make the moment more awkward - 'That guys got no technique' 'she could of at least shaved' 'at least pretend to enjoy it sweetheart'.Stuff like that.

I bet ur family is jokes, if there anything like u that is.

[Grandulous]

do you lot not have fast forward buttons.

how do you fast forward live tv bro?

TVO DVR?

[Guest Triple XXX]

bruv u cnt ff live tvn if u recorded it n it has sex then u cnt get caught out with famunless u somehow all said u wanted to see it n u wer all out then recorded it

[The Infamous]

watching movies with family doesnt work everwhen the sex scenes happen I get up and go to the kitchen and come back when its finishedmum and step dad look at me like you got something to hide and questions are askedthen I just go to my room

[Axiom]

goin the long way is wot u do wen ur brigin hoes back to mums yardits nt about them recallin their way back certain times u gotta go round the long way like twice jus to put them off the routestill remember the first time i clocked this, thought i was a f*ckin G

lmaospuds

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

If a sex scene comes on with the family viewing we'll all just say things to make the moment more awkward - 'That guys got no technique' 'she could of at least shaved' 'at least pretend to enjoy it sweetheart'.Stuff like that.

I bet ur family is jokes, if there anything like u that is.

c/s this

[Grandulous]

lol there anotha one where ur walkin home with someone u dno't know too well...u say bye to them thinking ur going off in different directions BUT it so happens that u both walk in da same direction for a bit like on the other sides of the roadhappens too much i swer

Hate this! I hate walking w ppl I barely know anyway - same reason I ignore those idk that well - the stupid small talk.When I was in college this 1 girl lived in the same f*ckin block as me & she was SOOOO annoying. So she'd ask if I was going hm & we'd ride 2geda & I wld lie & say Im going to my mans which was in the total opp direction. She caught me once as we were on the same train going to our hse. I had 2 think fast!

[Grandulous]

goin the long way is wot u do wen ur brigin hoes back to mums yardits nt about them recallin their way back certain times u gotta go round the long way like twice jus to put them off the routestill remember the first time i clocked this, thought i was a f*ckin G

I just cant imagine u "bringing hoes back" not in a diss way.

[Grandulous]

ive experienced every single one

I'm sure you want to take that back.Watch the vid.But...

ive experienced a few of them

Like when somebody says something, you say sorry?They say it again and you cant hear so you just pretend to know what they're saying and go "yeah".

I gotta stop quotig but lmfa, do this too often. Can get u in all sorts of mix ups tho.

[Guest Triple XXX]

goin the long way is wot u do wen ur brigin hoes back to mums yardits nt about them recallin their way back certain times u gotta go round the long way like twice jus to put them off the routestill remember the first time i clocked this, thought i was a f*ckin G

I just cant imagine u "bringing hoes back" not in a diss way.

loli does thisit dnt happen that often coz i only f*ck with hoes wen hypomanicbt wen it does i does this

[Grandulous]

bruv u cnt ff live tvn if u recorded it n it has sex then u cnt get caught out with famunless u somehow all said u wanted to see it n u wer all out then recorded it

Yes u can T VO, its nuts I dont understand it but u can ff live tv. Look it up. Don tthey hv it in the UK?

[Francis Coquelin]

done the phone check many a time

[Guest Triple XXX]

bruv u cnt ff live tvn if u recorded it n it has sex then u cnt get caught out with famunless u somehow all said u wanted to see it n u wer all out then recorded it

Yes u can T VO, its nuts I dont understand it but u can ff live tv. Look it up. Don tthey hv it in the UK?

so ur tellin me yea..say ur watchin a football match, u can ff it to the end n see the scores before its happened?