underwriter

rar this bank holiday weekender is mad - it feels like in a long while ive wanted to go out every day since thursday.... im sitting on my bum on the sofa right now and im itching

Im watching a show and can see at least 3 women have their lips done - but seriously.... why within the last what.... 3-5 years does it seem females are all getting their lips done?? bloody hell man

can someone tell me who this guy is why is he so popular/all of a sudden???? what is all this??? is he bout it bout it bout it??

GIVE ME MY PEN DFSG FD B DFB FD B FD B DFF AND GO AND SIT BACK DOWN DF BFD B FD BFD HFD GD FC

heard this phrase around 4 times in 2 weeks / memes etc... what the fuck is daddy issues? getting sexed by your dad?

FUQ IS THIS GAME FFS SEEING IT ON MY INSTAGRAM FEED HERE AND THERE AND SEEING 'FORTNITE' QUOTES AND MEEMES FUK OFF

ohhh sheaa

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i go away from my desk every so now and again for at least 15 mins..... sometimes 20 - do a shit and im on my phone - then i come out and do a detour to 'get some coffee' to style it out......

BRAV CLEARLY LOOKS FILIPINO OR HAWAIIIAN..... CLEARLY

LOOK AT DA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

all these man made days which are subconsciously forced onto us its amazing

my forts too

but a negative and a negative........ is a plus?

ren and stimpy

everytime i look at her/watch her vids , i keep saying to me 'does she like blax.....? has she had blax buss inside her....?

add snickers into a milkshake

see how they are proper protecting these 2 killers of james bulger its actually really really amazing - new identities and everything - yet they both dont have life.... AMAZING

what annoys me about these banks is when they say 'yeah itll take 4-6 weeks' when you mention about 'so how am i meant to survive in that time period' what d*ckheads

my mrs is away skiing - she says she doesnt like all that anyways

matt 'SEMITE' obviously doesnt realise london is VERY MULTI FACETED - AND IN FACT THE AD SHOWED ENDZ WHITE MIDDLE CLASS WHITES AND UPPER CLASS WHITES SO SHUT UP YOU 'SEMITE'

imagine the amount of captain generalisations in this post - lordda mercy

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