Guest Removal Man Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 allow the tcp that is the grimiest stuff ever inventedi'd give it a little dib dab if i was you, dont wanna end up loosing more than ur foreskinthat would be more than embarrissing for u and ur girl now wouldnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackaDaBerry Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I think it was a wanking accident......Yer ures may have been but mine certainly werent ure has ripped 3 times and never hurtWho said it never hurt.....i remember wrappin it in tissue so it never rubbed on my pants...it stung like a bitch.....but it weren't cry worthy....U little p*ssy...lolMy guess is u tried to ram her up the arse or u never lubed it up enuff.....either way ur pissed.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Business Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 "when wanking goes horribly, horribly wrong"Jeeeeezzzzzus i feel for u bruv. On a brighter note im getting blown after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Social Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 mans tryna eat a smoked salmon bagel here starKinda lucky its not fishy pum we talkin bout den innit....lolany genital bleeding stories i deem inapperoproriate wen im eatingi dunno why i come here to eat reallynuff grimmage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe_Deum Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I think it was a wanking accident......and then gray fox was correcting his spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 PISSED LOL. TCP will make him call for his mother.*Can't happen to me**Calls a link, knows he can f*ck without sh*t ripping* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StabiloBossman Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I think it was a wanking accident......Yer ures may have been but mine certainly werent ure has ripped 3 times and never hurtWho said it never hurt.....i remember wrappin it in tissue so it never rubbed on my pants...it stung like a bitch.....but it weren't cry worthy....U little p*ssy...lolMy guess is u tried to ram her up the arse or u never lubed it up enuff.....either way ur pissed.....lolGood Guess but aint sayin nuffin why shes here ill reveal later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackaDaBerry Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 ur goin on like she can hear u typin.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenCottage Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 OH SHEEZUS.I'm thinking of cutting it, so i dont have to experience any of the pain/embarrasment.Its probably a bad idea still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StabiloBossman Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 OH SHEEZUS.I'm thinking of cutting it, so i dont have to experience any of the pain/embarrasment.Its probably a bad idea stillI new it was cumin i was finkin exactly the same fing jst clippin it clean wid sum fresh wire cutters or nail clippers oh well sh*t happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 shits grimey, hospital is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenCottage Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 OH SHEEZUS.I'm thinking of cutting it, so i dont have to experience any of the pain/embarrasment.Its probably a bad idea stillI new it was cumin i was finkin exactly the same fing jst clippin it clean wid sum fresh wire cutters or nail clippers oh well sh*t happensI'm feelin to do that now, save myself crying like a bitch.Has anyone done this before and will it hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 thats your banjo string init Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest roskie_07 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 allow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murderous Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 The next time you go for a piss..... BOOOOYYY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Luv Doc Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Stop crying.When I ripped mine it didnt hurt, just bleed plus my ex bled too because I took her V....It was done rawback still, its nothing.I sexed again 3 days later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Dont sounds awfully painful, 'llow that actually just depresses me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkenson Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 It heels, MAN UP, and dont cut it thats just dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 lol @ banjo string, who makes up these names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopT Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 LOOOOL IM CRYING THIS TOPIC IS FUNNY banjo string AHHAAHllloq it how did it happen im shook it may happen to me what shall i avoid doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karizma Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 i remember living in fear as a younger cos sum1 told me this happens to all goes first time they have sex...u can imagine my relief after i lost my V lol....for topic starter...lube is u nextym...u live and learnK-dot.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel C Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 yeahh, uve snapped ur banjo mate, i know a few people who have dun it..i remember at a house party one of my friends came runnin down teh stairs with his hands coverd in blood and his pants, i thort man had bin stabbed, but he had snapped his banjo...but yeah, ull be fine in a few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilwarrior Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 dis topic had me creasin, o my days, i dunno if its da fact dat u broke tings or da fact dat ur tellin people on a forum probably holding it covered in blood, WIV the girl cotchin on da bed wonderin if ur on porn or wot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Durrty Boi Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 wait wait wait hooooooooooooold upso this happen to everyone?how much is to get circumsised so it dnt happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel C Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 no, doesnt happen to everyone, but its natuarel if it does happen too a person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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