JohnTheBaptist Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 john i stood your mom up last week. im not feeling her that much no more. I date wraped your mum... linked her on myspace... brought her thru the bits... spat pon a set... f*cked her without her consent and passed her to a next man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHH Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 I took steroids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucleus Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Admin should get something like this:http://www.ebslive.com/confessions/Some are jokes, some are nasty, all are entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Social Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Admin should get something like this:http://www.ebslive.com/confessions/Some are jokes, some are nasty, all are entertaining.ahahha some of them are f*cking hellarius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 I went to a transsexual hooker once. I gave her a blowjob. I liked the feeling of balls on my chin. I tried to touch the p*ssy of my girlfriend's littler sister when she was asleep when i was in high school i used to let my dog lick my p*ssy until i came, i noticed that he liked licking my used panties so i figured he would like the real thing and he did. i've sucked d*ck for coke I'm a male who is sexually attracted to females for the most part. But when I was really young, like 5 or 6, I licked a neighbor boy's penis on several occasions. Now I'll occasionally jerk off to gay porn, but the idea of actually physically messing around with another man disgusts me--except for the idea of being with my second cousin. Probably my most desired fantasy is performing oral sex on him. Sometimes I like to masterbate widly. Then i ejaculate into a cup. When it is full I like to make my cat drink it. Other times I boil it into a soup into which I feed to my guests. My husband doesn't know i used to be a man. I feel like i should be on Jerry Springer or something. The ironic thing is, he's one of the most homophobic people i've ever met. I wonder how he'd feel to know a guy has been sucking him off the last 8 years. sometimes in chatrooms i pretend to be a girl. i even have an e-mail address that has a girl's name and profile so that if meet a guy with a webcam in a chatroom i'll add him to my messenger and get him to masturbate for me on his webcam. LMAO. LMFAO. I thought I had issues. I need to find some more of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 natalie what gender is the person in your sig ?im having trouble figuring it outback on topic , i have many sins, too many infact , im going to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 I found out from my mom that my her parish priest died recently. Nobody ever knew what he did to me. I was not the innocent altar boy type,but rather the drugged-out c*ck sucker that he met and used for a few years. My mom had only an inkling about the drugs because I would come home stoned once in a while. It all started when I had my first taste of c*ck. This indirectly led to me working at a pizza resturant as a delivery boy. Mondays we were closed, but I worked "cleaning" and susking the owner's c*ck. It paid well and he let me get high there. I would also entertain a few visitors and one day the priest came in. He didn't seem to know me and I performed felatio on him. Eventually he ended up recognizing me and asked my mother if I wanted a summer job at the rectory. There were 4 priests there, actually 3 priests and a deacon. One priest was just waiting for a retirement home. Father T was my friend from the pizzaria. Father C was very interested in me. Deacon T was new. We got to know each other very well. Father T explained that the church moved some "problem" priests to his church. He wanted my help in taking "care of them" and of course his needs too. He liked oral, some anal with me on his lap. Father C was an anal dominator. I kneeled before him and sucked him until hard, then he ass f*cked me, also hard. Deacon T had one of the largest cocks I've ever seen. THe hilight of my time there was when I deep throated him. He was kind and appreciative, and always squirted a big load of semen in my mouth. After my summer job I went away to college, but I'll never forget the summer I spent with Father T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 http://www.grouphug.us/ is the sickest confession site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 wowpeople have issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 - Sex before marriage without precaution- I've forced a girl to have an abortion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 My husband doesn't know i used to be a man. I feel like i should be on Jerry Springer or something. The ironic thing is, he's one of the most homophobic people i've ever met. I wonder how he'd feel to know a guy has been sucking him off the last 8 years.LMAO I've seen this exact situation on Jerry Springer. It was dread the way she (he) just dropped it on her husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF BEYOND Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 i own a kitten and it bit one of the wires behind the back of my xbox and now it doenst work my cat was happy messing about with the wires but wellllets just say its in a happier place now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 I performed an abortion on a girl with my baseball bat. the worst thing is I enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe_Deum Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 john i stood your mom up last week. im not feeling her that much no more. I date wraped your mum... linked her on myspace... brought her thru the bits... spat pon a set... f*cked her without her consent and passed her to a next man.that was mrs santos, well mr now.. she used to help us around the house, but was once a man, so she got fired. sorry to let you find out this way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 When I was about 15 years old I was very sexually curious so I went into my parents bathroom and started playing with my moms tampons. Being a guy and not having a vagina I stuck one up my butt. After a little pain I was able to get it out, but unfortunantly it had a little poo on it. I didnt want to get caught playing with tampons so I cleaned it up a much as possible and put it back in the applicator. A few weeks later my mom went to the doctor and when i asked what for she paused nervously and said "for feminine reasons" I felt really bad cuz i think she used the poo tampon I put back.LMAO SUGBFUIDGLOW UITEDBHXHBDFHXHFDH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdzStar* Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Are you joking?!I don't think i have much to confess. Hmmmmm. I used to be a bully, the funniest incident was when i dashed a mini screwdriver at some boy's neck and it cut him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayy Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 i stole money frm my dad when i was 12 to take my friends out to go cinema.about 50 times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bank Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 ima a badman in real life. ask about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 - Sex before marriage without precaution- I've forced a girl to have an abortionditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTheBaptist Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 some of you man cant be saved im afraid your going to the depths of hell where you belong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 hell is all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTheBaptist Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 hell is all goodExcuse me? explain yourself demon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 im a little devil so yes i belong in hell and in hell we have one big partaaaaaay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTheBaptist Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 There will be no such party if i have anything to say about it even if i have to venture to the depths of hell myself to stop it so help me god i willba lee dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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