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I'm at the lights by a bus stop. I turn to the left & I see this mother beating her little boy, I couldn't work out why coz the boy wasn't doing I thot was worth a beating. I open the window to listen.I carry on watching then I clock though the mother is slapping him, pushing & tugging him. It darned on me that the mother was beating the boy coz he kept picking his nose.The boy was just taking the licks & diggin his nose out screwface. WTF? I was in stitches biggrin.gif Lets here your random funny moments

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Black parents are the funniest 2 watch though.Me and my mum were in the car park of Sainsburys 1 time and we see 1 rough Jamaican woman shouting at her son, look no older than 5."WHA HAPPEN TO YOU, COME OUT THE BLUDCLART CAR RAH RAH"LMFAOThe boy wernt coming out and the woman had another son, about 7/8 hear him"U NA HEAR MUMMY, U NA HEAR MUMMY, COME OUT THE BUMBOCLART RAH RAH"LMFAOMe and my mum were in tears.

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Black parents are the funniest 2 watch though.Me and my mum were in the car park of Sainsburys 1 time and we see 1 rough Jamaican woman shouting at her son, look no older than 5."WHA HAPPEN TO YOU, COME OUT THE BLUDCLART CAR RAH RAH"LMFAOThe boy wernt coming out and the woman had another son, about 7/8 hear him"U NA HEAR MUMMY, U NA HEAR MUMMY, COME OUT THE BUMBOCLART RAH RAH"LMFAOMe and my mum were in tears.
LMAOI CAN JUST PICTURE THAT AS WELL.THEN THEY WONDER WHY THEIR KIDS TURN OUT THE WAY THEY DO.
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I still laugh at some incident from college days.There was a fight and there was commotion, someone called the Police. A bully came and the feds came after us, we start running. There was 2 youts in front of me and a wall (them walls with a metal pattern at the top), first yout cleared it like Colin Jackson, second guy wasn't so athletic. Got his foot stuck and his body just failed and he fell on his neck. Sound effects wont recreate the noise that was made.I cried of laughter. I couldn't even jump it cos I was in hysterics so I jumped it slowly then hid. He was still on the ground suffering then the boydem worsened his situation and had him up.

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drops are always the funniest the way 1 woman went over her handle bars (but didnt let go) was 2 much it was like slow motion aswellan i was nearly rolling, just bussin till my side hurt whilst her legs were all mangled in the bikeim the worst 4 laughing in ppls face it will get me in trouble soon

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i remember seeing some old woman with a walking stick trying to cross a road covered in iceand she was stuck in the middle of the road so she just had to carry on, then next thing i know she hit the floor, and i'm there absoluely crying with laughterif i go to hell it will be because of this

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Today this goon was running up the steps on the tube and he was holding a yazoo(or mailkshake looking thing) and he musta tripped over his elaborately laced kicks and fell down and his drink went flying and he just let out this high pitch shriek of FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCK. it was so funny.

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Today this goon was running up the steps on the tube and he was holding a yazoo(or mailkshake looking thing) and he musta tripped over his elaborately laced kicks and fell down and his drink went flying and he just let out this high pitch shriek of FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCK. it was so funny.
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Chicks that go on like they're too nice tripping up>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>________________________I was walking in Croydon and I see this one girl who was dressed like West Croydon had Silk's & Spice round the corner...She come out the shop and buckled HARD....I was creasin'

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Today this goon was running up the steps on the tube and he was holding a yazoo(or mailkshake looking thing) and he musta tripped over his elaborately laced kicks and fell down and his drink went flying and he just let out this high pitch shriek of FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCK. it was so funny.
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