You know when you wake up

[LocalLoop]

GOt out of bed....trod on a plug. Gone in my kitchen to make some delicious beans on toast...was thinkin about it for aaaageeesss all lookin forward to it and sh*t....I had one tin left.... tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

[Goddaz]

*Plainface*

[VonBoyage]

tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

Damn right.Go back to bed.God's taking you for The Sims right now.

[Shy One]

LOL i know those onesIt can only get better though, when that sh*t happens to me i usually treat myself Ie go and buy breakfast from somewhere nice and have a nice lunch too.Bottle it all up + Retail therapy >>_____

[Swiftie]

GOt out of bed....trod on a plug. Gone in my kitchen to make some delicious beans on toast...was thinkin about it for aaaageeesss all lookin forward to it and sh*t....I had one tin left.... tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

Numero uno:Should've put away that electrical appliance last night innit.As for the 2nd ting:Apply the 3 second rule and scoop up top layer. You're good to go..

[Guest Seriouss]

"You know when you wake up, and you think..."is God takin my life for a sitcom"?I KNOW IT WELL. Threaten to side with the devil, usually does the trick. You got to keep God on your side, if he thinks he can mug you off - he will.

[L]

*canned laughter*

[RaRe UnO.]

lol these r the days when bed is the best place 4 u.

[Beavis]

unlucky, just get drunk and start again tomorrow

[AirMaxKing]

lol them oneshappened to me, i always get 2 of them bottles of kick from tesco, i have one Saturday, and one when i get up the next day so i feel fresh.GO and draw for the cold bottle, slips out my hand and sprays all overthe floor, just kick it out the door and il be pissed for the rest of the day because i haven't had my daily alllowance of caffeine,

[LocalLoop]

GOt out of bed....trod on a plug. Gone in my kitchen to make some delicious beans on toast...was thinkin about it for aaaageeesss all lookin forward to it and sh*t....I had one tin left.... tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

Numero uno:Should've put away that electrical appliance last night innit.As for the 2nd ting:Apply the 3 second rule and scoop up top layer. You're good to go..

Yes mister smarty pants, i should have put it back. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.As for the ''scoop it bac up'' comment......I dont think it applies now..... its been like 10 mins

[Guest haze-e]

GOt out of bed....trod on a plug. Gone in my kitchen to make some delicious beans on toast...was thinkin about it for aaaageeesss all lookin forward to it and sh*t....I had one tin left.... tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

Numero uno:Should've put away that electrical appliance last night innit.As for the 2nd ting:Apply the 3 second rule and scoop up top layer. You're good to go..

Yes mister smarty pants, i should have put it back. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.As for the ''scoop it bac up'' comment......I dont think it applies now..... its been like 10 mins

You aint heard of the 12min and 45sec rule???

[Mz Boyage]

GOt out of bed....trod on a plug. Gone in my kitchen to make some delicious beans on toast...was thinkin about it for aaaageeesss all lookin forward to it and sh*t....I had one tin left.... tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

dont u just hate them days...i always find its wen im in a happy mood n ready for the day...that quickly changes...yeh i fink a retreat bk 2 bed would be for the best!

[Kurtis]

nothing worse than comin back from college all tired n passin through KFC quicklythen u think u may aswell do it right n put the chicken n chips on a platebut ur so f*cked that u throw the food in the bin and put the bag and paper's on a plateactually happened to me, if my fam wasnt in i woulda actually cried

[i_Break_Ankles]

GOt out of bed....trod on a plug. Gone in my kitchen to make some delicious beans on toast...was thinkin about it for aaaageeesss all lookin forward to it and sh*t....I had one tin left.... tin opened..... fell on the floor. Its still there. Im not cleaning it. I feel to cry and go back to bed.

[Guest haze-e]

The henry plainface is sickLMAOLMAO

[VonBoyage]

u throw the food in the bin and put the bag and paper's on a plate

It's just a little wastey, its still good, its still good!!

[Guest Seriouss]

Great plainface!!

[Simply D]

nothing worse than comin back from college all tired n passin through KFC quicklythen u think u may aswell do it right n put the chicken n chips on a platebut ur so f*cked that u throw the food in the bin and put the bag and paper's on a plateactually happened to me, if my fam wasnt in i woulda actually cried

f*ck pride blud, break down n cry differently. when ive accidently thrown the wrong thing away the neigbours down the road are notified by me banging the cupboard doors n cereal bowl (crunchy nut makes everything [badness]ooooooooooook [/badness])

[Swiftie]

Yes mister smarty pants, i should have put it back. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.As for the ''scoop it bac up'' comment......I dont think it applies now..... its been like 10 mins

So what appliance was it? Holdtight Durrty with his KFC..Aint done that with food, but done that with money & all contents that we're in my pockets... BLAD I str8 out shed tears.

[LocalLoop]

It was the hair straightners i left in the hallway

[Peppergrain]

LOL when I woke up today I made some crunchy nut clusters, there's like 3 steps down into my kitchen and on the way up to take it into the living room I tripped on the stairs and the bowl of cereal and milk went into the air and went EVERYWHERE even all over me, whilst I fell flat on my face. I'm having a sitcom day too.

[LocalLoop]

Oh god... I did the falling up the stairs thing too....at my mums..... Roast dinner all up the wall.....she wouldnt even let me get another serving.

[i_Break_Ankles]

Oh god... I did the falling up the stairs thing too....at my mums..... Roast dinner all up the wall.....she wouldnt even let me get another serving.

Ur quite clumsy init

[Guest Seriouss]

Oh god... I did the falling up the stairs thing too....at my mums..... Roast dinner all up the wall.....she wouldnt even let me get another serving.

If I dropped a plate of mummies roast dinner I would bawl like a baby. Seriously.