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I was in Ernest Jones today... (a jewellery shop, just in case anyone didn't know)Some man was at the sales counter talking to a lady that worked there about buying a watch...he was trying the watch on and that...and next thing i know...HE DUCKED OUT!!!literally, he just ran from the shop...it's not even them ones where someone could of chased him...he was GONE!I was proper shocked as well...I'm from east london but still...i don't see that kind of sh*t everyday!

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I was in Ernest Jones today... (a jewellery shop, just in case anyone didn't know)Some man was at the sales counter talking to a lady that worked there about buying a watch...he was trying the watch on and that...and next thing i know...HE DUCKED OUT!!!literally, he just ran from the shop...it's not even them ones where someone could of chased him...he was GONE!I was proper shocked as well...I'm from east london but still...i don't see that kind of sh*t everyday!
Are you insinuating that because u are from east london u should be used to such a situation or better still been the one running away?
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I was in Ernest Jones today... (a jewellery shop, just in case anyone didn't know)Some man was at the sales counter talking to a lady that worked there about buying a watch...he was trying the watch on and that...and next thing i know...HE DUCKED OUT!!!literally, he just ran from the shop...it's not even them ones where someone could of chased him...he was GONE!I was proper shocked as well...I'm from east london but still...i don't see that kind of sh*t everyday!
Are you insinuating that because u are from east london u should be used to such a situation or better still been the one running away?
I'm just suprised that I was so shocked...Newham is supposed to be the third worst place to live in the country...but i go to leicester... and i see something i ain't even seen in east london...hmmm...i guess that means I have a bit of prejudice about my own bits...and naivity about others! biggrin.gif
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one time i was in one chicken shop in east ham.the shop owner and one dude were havin an argument.the shop owner had a bmw sixth series outside, things must of got heated cause the dude went outside and started kicking the sh*t outta the car.I walk out the shop to get a better look, and the shop keeper barges past me wit a meat cleaver and a butchers knife.chops him wit the cleaver (his arm) and bores him in the stomach wit the knife.goes back in the shop, comes back out closes the shutters and hops in the bm and speeds off.Leavin me there wit my mouth wide open looking at this dude bleeding his guts out infront of the nw closed shop.

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good for the guy, true say u got to pay for them prezzies some how i don't get why u said ur from east London
cuz most people outside of London have a certain negative impression of east London (due to false media hype).So by her highlighting the fact she's from east london yet was still shocked by this minor crime, shows that she hasn't witnessed many things of this nature dispite the reputation of her area.i dnt think she was trying to big up her ends (nt saying this to u specifically just a general statement towards the viewers of this thread)
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one time i was in one chicken shop in east ham.the shop owner and one dude were havin an argument.the shop owner had a bmw sixth series outside, things must of got heated cause the dude went outside and started kicking the sh*t outta the car.I walk out the shop to get a better look, and the shop keeper barges past me wit a meat cleaver and a butchers knife.chops him wit the cleaver (his arm) and bores him in the stomach wit the knife.goes back in the shop, comes back out closes the shutters and hops in the bm and speeds off.Leavin me there wit my mouth wide open looking at this dude bleeding his guts out infront of the nw closed shop.
lol f*cked
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one time i was in one chicken shop in east ham.the shop owner and one dude were havin an argument.the shop owner had a bmw sixth series outside, things must of got heated cause the dude went outside and started kicking the sh*t outta the car.I walk out the shop to get a better look, and the shop keeper barges past me wit a meat cleaver and a butchers knife.chops him wit the cleaver (his arm) and bores him in the stomach wit the knife.goes back in the shop, comes back out closes the shutters and hops in the bm and speeds off.Leavin me there wit my mouth wide open looking at this dude bleeding his guts out infront of the nw closed shop.
It's a sad fact that that made me laugh out loud...
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one time i was in one chicken shop in east ham.the shop owner and one dude were havin an argument.the shop owner had a bmw sixth series outside, things must of got heated cause the dude went outside and started kicking the sh*t outta the car.I walk out the shop to get a better look, and the shop keeper barges past me wit a meat cleaver and a butchers knife.chops him wit the cleaver (his arm) and bores him in the stomach wit the knife.goes back in the shop, comes back out closes the shutters and hops in the bm and speeds off.Leavin me there wit my mouth wide open looking at this dude bleeding his guts out infront of the nw closed shop.
It's a sad fact that that made me laugh out loud...
bruv i crack up every time i remember hw he came out bare quick shut his shutters bare quick and hoped in his merc and sped off BARE QUICK.but at the time the guy on the floor sucked out all the humour of the situation.
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