Numero001 Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Theres one Chinese (fresh) girl who lives in my halls who I would love to tear up but she doesnt speak a word of English, I got no idea how to approach her.Any suggestions?learn some chinese phrases such as hello,or try to eat a standard british meal with chopsticks but wen she walks past keep dropping the chopsticks implying that you cant get the hang of this ,and she mite help you then one thing leads to another over the sands of time as you struggle to adopt her culture,wether its wearing a chairman mao t shirt wen you meet her father or learning spinning bird kick wen it is a womans custom there will come a point wen things dont go so smoothly.but you will realise wats really important and there will be a montage sequence of training and preparation followed by positive end resultsim tryna say that if you persevere through the trials and tribulations of language boundaries and so on,it cud make for a fairly heartwarming rom-comlmaospinning bird kicksROFLFRIESwith a side of LMAO wingsMao T tee when you meet pops, spinning bird kicks and chopsticks with English meal (Banger and Mash) LMAOSocial is the one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 One girl at my school, when i was in like year 8 or something, who was black made it known she fancied me. I was bare shy and couldn't pluck up the guts to ask her out - everytime she walked past me my mate would RIP THE PISS out of me, laughing at me and sh*t coz i was too shy to ask her out - calling me gay and sh*t. In the end one of her friends came over and was like "she says its cool if u don't like her but dont laugh at her because she's black it's not nice" i was like "f*ck off!!!" She left a few months later and to this day i'm gutted that i never a: asked her out and b: never talked to her after the whole incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 I wanna go out with an asian girl now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Face. Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 i like allsorts meskin colour really is not a factor for me , there are good and ugly looking bastards in every race. oh wait , somalions , sorry no offence to any on here or reading this but i think the majority of you look f*ckin ugly.i tend to go for someone who is talkative and also someone who can make me laugh during the first conversation i encounter with them.if you cant make me laugh withing the first 10 minutes of meeting me , then nah you are the shittest link, goodbyei like joker type of guys LOLHold tight one of my somalian boys whos wifeying a peng ting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF/S4DK Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 "Big ghetto booty, scarf over doobieChanel under the Louie, Gucci over bootyVicki covered titties, attitude of the citypretty, witty, girly, whirlyone who likes to party but come home earlylight kinda dark, short sorta tallslim, kinda thick, I swear I love 'em all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 "Big ghetto booty, scarf over doobieChanel under the Louie, Gucci over bootyVicki covered titties, attitude of the citypretty, witty, girly, whirlyone who likes to party but come home earlylight kinda dark, short sorta tallslim, kinda thick, I swear I love 'em allSick guy...''I'm trying girls ooouuttttttt'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 TF, When u hitting Barbados? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF/S4DK Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 10th July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 10th July.Ok. I'm booked for the 30th June for 2weeks. Very Excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF/S4DK Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Me too.What part of the island you staying in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Me too.What part of the island you staying in?Stayin at my grandma's in St.Peter's. Urself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF/S4DK Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 St. James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 "Big ghetto booty, scarf over doobieChanel under the Louie, Gucci over bootyVicki covered titties, attitude of the citypretty, witty, girly, whirlyone who likes to party but come home earlylight kinda dark, short sorta tallslim, kinda thick, I swear I love 'em allSick guy...''I'm trying girls ooouuttttttt'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 St. James.OK. Very nice Parish. Dunno if you've been there or not but you'll definitely enjoy yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 10th July.Ok. I'm booked for the 30th June for 2weeks. Very Excited.U never told me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 "Big ghetto booty, scarf over doobieChanel under the Louie, Gucci over bootyVicki covered titties, attitude of the citypretty, witty, girly, whirlyone who likes to party but come home earlylight kinda dark, short sorta tallslim, kinda thick, I swear I love 'em allSick guy...''I'm trying girls ooouuttttttt''"When it comes to love I dont lie....and the girls respect me for it....."original bachelors anthemBRAP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 black man always get first refusal go read the voice if you dont believe mehttp://www.voice-online.co.uk/content.php?show=12808 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 black man always get first refusal go read the voice if you dont believe mehttp://www.voice-online.co.uk/content.php?show=12808 *wears white so he looks blackER*article is bullshit The reason whoopi goldberg don't get no men is because he looks like Chocz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 i dont dissagree with you famas i said black girls are only going white cos they CANT find a good black man which means their FIRST choice is a black man so guys like mike keane have so much choice which is why he is so miserable right now cos its no longer a challenge as these girls are after him like discounts lv bags as its hard to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 i dont dissagree with you famas i said black girls are only going white cos they CANT find a good black man which means their FIRST choice is a black man so guys like mike keane have so much choice which is why he is so miserable right now cos its no longer a challenge as these girls are after him like discounts lv bags as its hard to find.Mike your pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 i dont mean pissed like he is lost in life but basically the average black man is getting over rated for doing STANDARD TINGS cos so many guys DONT do these things (or more realistically foolish women find themselves more attracted to these kind of men at some stage in their life) in turn when you look at mikeyoungagile (plays football)girls like him for looks apparently (had to semi send to avoid homo comments)studying and doing something positivenot shottinnot claiming he is gonna be rich from spittinnot in a gangguys like this are gold dust for girls when they realise that that bad boys or the older men with whips (who only wanted them for a slam as they probably had the main woman already) are not their REAL MAN in reality.when black women CLOCK THIS they then think to themselves "oh sh*t what about mike from college / my road" like he was sitting there waiting for them his whole life like he aint have f*ckall else to do. you know the type them girls that call you after they saw you ROLLIN or saw you with some CRISS ting a couple days ago and all of a sudden ya gettin facebook pokes.these girls must come at guys like kane all the time so in effect guys like this dont have to do ANYTHING for girls as and i quote 'THERE ARE GIRLS ON ME IN ABUNDANCE"it may sound weird but it can f*ck with ya head sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Nah he is pissed. Its alright he knows aswell he is lost in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashman. Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 i find other races attractive but stick to my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshie Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 i find other races attractive but stick to my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 i dont mean pissed like he is lost in life but basically the average black man is getting over rated for doing STANDARD TINGS cos so many guys DONT do these things (or more realistically foolish women find themselves more attracted to these kind of men at some stage in their life) in turn when you look at mikeyoungagile (plays football)girls like him for looks apparently (had to semi send to avoid homo comments)studying and doing something positivenot shottinnot claiming he is gonna be rich from spittinnot in a gangguys like this are gold dust for girls when they realise that that bad boys or the older men with whips (who only wanted them for a slam as they probably had the main woman already) are not their REAL MAN in reality.when black women CLOCK THIS they then think to themselves "oh sh*t what about mike from college / my road" like he was sitting there waiting for them his whole life like he aint have f*ckall else to do. you know the type them girls that call you after they saw you ROLLIN or saw you with some CRISS ting a couple days ago and all of a sudden ya gettin facebook pokes.these girls must come at guys like kane all the time so in effect guys like this dont have to do ANYTHING for girls as and i quote 'THERE ARE GIRLS ON ME IN ABUNDANCE"it may sound weird but it can f*ck with ya head sometimes.Dyson <<<<<<<<<< Face Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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