Captain Planet Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 How can a tiny fly feel to just make its way into my left nostril.Bitch flew all the way to the back aswell.I swallowed the bastard it's going to meet my enzymes.*Carries on eating sheperd's pie* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Malatov Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 u africans lolalways give me joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brother Mouzone Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I have to agree with him ^It was probably cotching on your cheek with its fam and you didn't mind, so it thought, 'why not?' and decided to fly into your hideously flared nostrils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backspace Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Oh my god it scares me so much when flies fly anywhere near me I'm scared they'll make a family in my belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 lol @ any fly that goes up my nosewould catch brain aids instantly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 It was just jamming in front of me then flew in, don't even know where it came from tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brother Mouzone Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 lol @ any fly that goes up my nosewould catch brain aids instantlyThem braids there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 dem african steamboats there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 times must be hardnar im jokin hol tite the fly eaters doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 When a fly goes into your eye the pain would make the biggest man distraught.I got a fly in my eye whilst riding at speeds through a feild on a crosser, it actually clothes-lined me off the bike. Couldn't see weel for two or three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 remember when a wasp got into my hood. cotdamm see me doing a striptease down the road.. pple laughing like a give a f*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 LMFAO! lol@ the replies as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 lol @ any fly that goes up my nosewould catch brain aids instantlyThem braids there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manolo Ribera Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 nah u no wot teks piss when dey go in ya eyes teks ages 2 get em out man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 lol @ lettin a fly jam on ur boat like its sum kinda famine out heredo u have a bloated empty belly to boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandnew Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 too many barz inna dis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 remember when a wasp got into my hood. cotdamm see me doing a striptease down the road.. pple laughing like a give a f*ck.lol dem ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 LOL I just clocked the nostril jokes, nah I ain't even got them superflares.The fly flew beyond the blowing out point, It doomed itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 You should've belted it away with your magnificent leviathan eyelashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladerunner Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 You should've belted it away with your magnificent leviathan eyelashes.*nods to the PolPhil reference* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeko Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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