Late night joke thread

[Percy]

i ain't even gonna lie ... i lol'dis she dead in that pic?

y r u so dumb?

best joke of thread

[The Infamous]

Snoop isnt actually a person he is a robotsurely

[Guest28]

THATS FUCCKKIINNGG MADDHOW CAN ANYONE MAKE THAT?

[Lens]

Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler box with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.

The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go b...ack and get the opener or else we have no beer.

""No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle.

Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"

[iam_the_akay]

i ain't even gonna lie ... i lol'd

is she dead in that pic?

y r u so dumb?

hahaha

[NiNES.]

had a meeting today at work cos of Lacoste launching a new product etc...

came downstairs, saw 3 ppl by the counter similarly dressed (thought they were from lacoste) and theres one girl, long hair, nice figure...

went to my boy "shotgun girl"

girl turns around and its his girl LOL

[The Somalian]

picture thread is closed

[Dubby]

why is the picture thread closed?