Anterior fornix erogenous zone in Women

[Goddaz]

:/Wtf? :rofl:What's this talk of chicks doing a sh*t on guys while getting d*ck. Squirting, yes I've experienced it. Accidental or even deliberate pissing I've heard off yeah but I've never heard of chicks shitting on guys & it wasn't in some extreme '2 girls & a cup' type porn or at giving birth capacity.God knows how I'd react or what I'd do to a chick if she did that to me.

[Em Dott]

Before I knew it I was f*ck*ng her like the apocalypse was imminent, burying it to the hilt with impunity. After a few minutes I was ready to come. My urgency was expressed in my tempo, and I began really jackhammering her. As the excitement got the best of me, I pulled out too far and my d*ck came out of her ass. I kinda scrambled to grab my d*ck and put it back in so I could finish off inside of her, but before I could even get a hold of it and put it back in her ass, I heard a faint "psssst" sound and felt something wet and warm hit my crotch.It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my d*ck, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:"Did you...did you just...sh*t on my d*ck??"I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.

[Goddaz]

Before I knew it I was f*ck*ng her like the apocalypse was imminent, burying it to the hilt with impunity. After a few minutes I was ready to come. My urgency was expressed in my tempo, and I began really jackhammering her. As the excitement got the best of me, I pulled out too far and my d*ck came out of her ass. I kinda scrambled to grab my d*ck and put it back in so I could finish off inside of her, but before I could even get a hold of it and put it back in her ass, I heard a faint "psssst" sound and felt something wet and warm hit my crotch.It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my d*ck, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:"Did you...did you just...sh*t on my d*ck??"I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.

ddfhdfhdf hdhdfhd dfh d:rofl:

[kurious]

lol at the smell only lickin him after, some Kenan an Kel 'lucky i didnt step in it' scenariosquirting is amazing, THAT is what puts u to bed, but ladies have to work just as hard as the man iss to acchieve one, ur bodies have to really be in syncim tryna figure out how to aim my splash waterfalls

[JOHN DOE]

Before I knew it I was f*ck*ng her like the apocalypse was imminent, burying it to the hilt with impunity. After a few minutes I was ready to come. My urgency was expressed in my tempo, and I began really jackhammering her. As the excitement got the best of me, I pulled out too far and my d*ck came out of her ass. I kinda scrambled to grab my d*ck and put it back in so I could finish off inside of her, but before I could even get a hold of it and put it back in her ass, I heard a faint "psssst" sound and felt something wet and warm hit my crotch.It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my d*ck, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:"Did you...did you just...sh*t on my d*ck??"I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.

DGFDRFWERGBWRGERWGFVGVRGVRVRERGVWWRRWVthe storytelling>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. mans use of prose>>>>>>>

[Michel Kane]

gadzzdrbavbdbzdghrhtbrdvbreOh sh*t, man delivered that story like Charlie d*ckens.'Burying it to the hilt with impunity'

[Em Dott]

I kept telling you lot. Tucker Max is THAT guy.His chick stories are too much.

[Guest haze-e]

LMFAOMLFAO. JOKES!!

[Michel Kane]

I kept telling you lot. Tucker Max is THAT guy.His chick stories are too much.

Wait, who is this Tucker Max you speak of?I need moar.

[Em Dott]

http://www.tuckermax.com/All the stories you see on the main page are the funniest ones.

[Lieutenant]

LMAO @ the story

[Michel Kane]

Reading ''The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever''...Faggots, are the weirdest, most hilarious species on the planet.

[Rippy]

I kept telling you lot.

Tucker Max >> Bought his book, but I assumed from reading it the best stories were on his site.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

LOLOLsome of them stories are too much

[Heero Yuy]

Before I knew it I was f*ck*ng her like the apocalypse was imminent, burying it to the hilt with impunity. After a few minutes I was ready to come. My urgency was expressed in my tempo, and I began really jackhammering her. As the excitement got the best of me, I pulled out too far and my d*ck came out of her ass. I kinda scrambled to grab my d*ck and put it back in so I could finish off inside of her, but before I could even get a hold of it and put it back in her ass, I heard a faint "psssst" sound and felt something wet and warm hit my crotch.It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my d*ck, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:"Did you...did you just...sh*t on my d*ck??"I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.

ddfhdfhdf hdhdfhd dfh d:rofl:

:D

[Da Luv Doc]

lol

[NiNES.]

wanna experiment?special k youre one excited guy. you forgot you got head of a man. i'd still be traumatized famtake it youre just happy you got your nut

sorry luv- didnt kno u were so emotional this tranny thing is so dead tho - espesh since me and u both kno fro the thread that that sh*t werent me but still i can take a joke u wanna call me tranylover etc draw for the veil go head - that sh*t is funny still

OLE "PASTOR ASHIMOLOWO" ASS SUIT OLE "FRESH OFF THE BOAT THIS IS THE ONLY CLOTHES I CAME WITH WEARING ASS NICCA"

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[General Mac]

lol Brisco shut up nigga. Lol

[Goddaz]

Bump.

This thread years down the line still has man in tears :lol:

[Michel Kane]

will be experimenting

Dolls dont have feelings Eric.

Fark,

[Michel Kane]

lol at man retreating to the l and l room to lay low but the shots still getting fired.

:lol: :lol:

[The Flyest]

why did she send though i still dont understand

[Michel Kane]

I think our boy Eric was going through a bit of a rough patch back then.

[The Flyest]

this is eric LOL it was a very rough patch

that was at the peak of the chopper suit fiasco

[JOHN DOE]

Nah the chopper suit saga was jokes. No homo but the don brisco was defo a funny lad. Free him