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The Window Of Oppurtunity

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Guest Esquilax

You know when you need a sh*t, like really badly, and there's nowhere to go, the window of oppurtunity is slowly slipping out of your grasp.Finally, you get to a toilet, you sit down, but you're just not feeling it anymore, so frustrating.Anyone else miss the window?

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yh i get this but then i hit up a cup of coffee/hot milkgets the sh*t flowing like ease in a l&l thread

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Guest Esquilax

Even firefox was telling me that it was wrong, I didn't f*ck*ng listen.I shouldn't be allowed to be.

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Esquilax you're supposed to be clever.Opportunity*
You watching Friday Night Lights yet?
Yeah. SICK.P.s seeing as I'm on a correcting grammar/pedantic spree, you got the quote in your sig wrong.

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Show is crack. CRACK! I need to sleep but I wanna watch another episode! f*ck me this show is good! Just when I think they can't do anything new BAM they gimme a brand new storyline that I would never expect! And when they're not hitting me with big storylines they're showing football. I mean... How do I stop watching!?f*ck it, I'm going to bed. But tomorrow, oh yeah tomorrow there will be more!!Goodnight England.

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u need to drink a hot cup of tea to get the motions gointheres nothing worse than sittin on the toilet waitin for it to happen thoi dnt have the patience, if u try an push it u will develop pilesif u dont wait long enough u could get constipation

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