Official Cooking Thread

[Guest WAVESURFER]

Anyone know how to cook haggis?

Heard I can buy it in Waitrose. Anyone had it? Would you recommend?

Yh, I can recommend. Lovely stuff.

You simmer it in hot water for however long, then cut it out of the casing and eat the inside. I think you can do it in the oven too, and you can buy ones that you cook in the microwave etc.

Have it with mashed potato, mashed turnip & carrot. Maybe a whisky/cream/chive/pepper sauce if yr that way inclined.

SMH @ me not having it tonight (Burns Night)

[Dubby]

how do people put up with the smell of pork.

pork stinks, especially when cooking

vomit food

keep it to yourself mate, a rack of JD ribs is worth more than your musical talent

[Grafter]

how do people put up with the smell of pork.

pork stinks, especially when cooking

vomit food

:!:

one guy in my house used to always fry a gammon steak

and i hate to smell bacon on an empty belly, feels like its just cuttin my insides

[Guest Esquilax]

Anyone had the Japanese curry cubes?

Easy to make and, I think, really tasty curry

[Corrigan]

dunno what the f*ck is wrong with you no pork weirdos

BACON SMELLS PEEEEENNNNNNNG

SAUSAGES ARE PIFF

LOL @ NOT EATING BANGERS AND MASH

only thing i dnt f*ck with are pork chops

[Yuri]

how do people put up with the smell of pork.

pork stinks, especially when cooking

vomit food

yawn

/

this "vladimir" guy can COOK

[Guest WAVESURFER]

how do people put up with the smell of pork.

pork stinks, especially when cooking

vomit food

:!:

one guy in my house used to always fry a gammon steak

and i hate to smell bacon on an empty belly, feels like its just cuttin my insides

This is crazy to me, bacon is one of my favourite smells to wake up to.

Waking up hungover, feeling rough, then having the smell of bacon gradually drift upstairs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>______________

Makes you realise everything's gonna be alright.

[Guest Esquilax]

It's so bizarre how people are so divided about pork, especially bacon

Definitely the Marmite of meats

*Never met a black man who likes Marmite #justsayin*

[Corrigan]

DUN f*ck*ng KNO WAVESURFER

WHITE BOYS>>>>>>>>>>

WE KNOW THE LEVZ

[Guest WAVESURFER]

DUN f*ck*ng KNO WAVESURFER

WHITE BOYS>>>>>>>>>>

WE KNOW THE LEVZ

C's UP

[Dubby]

lol @ tryna claim pork as a race

[BLACK VICTIM]

pork usually like pork

snm

[Guest Johnny Dang]

[Dubby]

[Guest FA23]

pork ribs >>>

gammon >>>

chorizo >>>

bacon >>>>

pork steaks >>>

f*ck off.

[Guest Esquilax]

Yeah sh*t

Gammon is the lick

And pork ribs

[Guest Esquilax]

When did you convert

[Dubby]

I personally don't rate gammon or thick bacon tbh

you really can't beat some well cooked ribs

[Yuri]

them lot are chattin sh*t about the smell etc imo. jus cos theyve been programmed from young about it being nasty etc.

wont lie when i ate pork most of it tasted delicious. bacon etc

why did you stop eating it?

[Skenghis Khan]

cos pork makes god mad

[Yuri]

pork isn't that good though if i'm honest

[Guest Esquilax]

You're eating the wrong pork.

OOOOH

[Guest Lens]

thass made homo considerin You said that to a guy

and i normally like Your pork jokes. dissappointed

[Guest Esquilax]

You're crazy, Lens. But dammit, you've got heart.

You're back on the team

[Guest FA23]

Marinaded some peri-peri chicken overnight....

should taste sick....

Dint have any fresh chilies so made up a recipe...

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

That Gourmet Hot Chilli Paste Stuff (Basically blended chilli in a tube)

Some dried birds eye chilies

Dash of Hot Pepper Sauce

Salt

Pepper

Oregano

Dash of Red Wine Vinegar

Juice of 1 Lime

Garlic