strange things females have said when recieving......THE DICK

[Guest Flat Eric]

Up a pic of one of the ugliest girls youve touched for the lols and i wont do the same

[RaiKkoNen]

ive defo f*cked some dogs. probably some tings some of u wouldnt touch but ive also f*cked more high level tings most of u man wouldnt be able to touchswings and roundabouts.

Speak for yourself tbh.

[A Bit Better]

never understood the brutal moc u man suffer from, honestly never had it.llow pre-nut b4 beat. waste of nut imo. if the girl is nice there shud only be a couple of deep breaths between round 1 and 2.

It varies. Sometimes it's really mild, other times it's like there's a siren going off with a big red flashing light and the only way to stop it is to kill her.

Lol dunno what chicks you're beating mate.

Glad to know you're not stalking me.

[kurious]

iv had sex with a fat personnot just jelly belly kind of big eitherhe had side titty, back breast, neck boobsit was a madness, lets just say he has a very beautiful soul

[A Bit Better]

iv had sex with a fat personnot just jelly belly kind of big eitherhe had side titty, back breast, neck boobsit was a madness, lets just say he has a very beautiful soul

Was it Jamal?

[RaiKkoNen]

never understood the brutal moc u man suffer from, honestly never had it.llow pre-nut b4 beat. waste of nut imo. if the girl is nice there shud only be a couple of deep breaths between round 1 and 2.

It varies. Sometimes it's really mild, other times it's like there's a siren going off with a big red flashing light and the only way to stop it is to kill her.

Lol dunno what chicks you're beating mate.

Glad to know you're not stalking me.

D for effort tbh,

[kurious]

iv had sex with a fat personnot just jelly belly kind of big eitherhe had side titty, back breast, neck boobsit was a madness, lets just say he has a very beautiful soul

Was it Jamal?

[Jodie]

iv had sex with a fat personnot just jelly belly kind of big eitherhe had side titty, back breast, neck boobsit was a madness, lets just say he has a very beautiful soul

Someone like that would crush the life out of me.I'd be shook.

[kurious]

luckily i am a stallion

[Lieutenant]

lol @ taking requestsman aint djing at butlins out here

LOOOOL

[Lieutenant]

Before I started watching zorn and 'knocking one's out' I used to just f*ck a next link a couple hours before I f*cked the new one.

[JGGB]

luckily i am a stallion

i.e she rode on top

[Guest Flat Eric]

thanks for the breakdown bro

[FemmexFatale]

I dont know why man ... talk like they are bad in bed ... when some ... you can tell ... are clearly!!! NOT!!! *KMT*

[JLovely]

iv had sex with a fat personnot just jelly belly kind of big eitherhe had side titty, back breast, neck boobsit was a madness, lets just say he has a very beautiful soul

Was it Jamal?

LOLAnd LOL @ 'beautiful soul' Kurious ur good!

[FemmexFatale]

iv had sex with a fat personnot just jelly belly kind of big eitherhe had side titty, back breast, neck boobsit was a madness, lets just say he has a very beautiful soul

Was it Jamal?

LOLAnd LOL @ 'beautiful soul' Kurious ur good!

pmsl right now lool KURIOUS U R ^^ ... u just got the balls to drop bomb on man like dat lool *claps*

[Skenghis Khan]

femmex r u gonna start posting more, cos i rlly think u shud.

[A Bit Better]

Before I started watching zorn and 'knocking one's out' I used to just f*ck a next link a couple hours before I f*cked the new one.

You were f*ck*ng before you were masturbating!? The f*ck!?

[Drift]

the thread title is jokes.

[Skenghis Khan]

u got to say it like bernie mac.

[Lieutenant]

Before I started watching zorn and 'knocking one's out' I used to just f*ck a next link a couple hours before I f*cked the new one.

You were f*ck*ng before you were masturbating!? The f*ck!?

Didn't start spanking til I was 20. Just found it overly weird + I had sex on tap

[Grafter]

u got to say it like bernie mac.

always say it like bernie mac(in my head)

[RaiKkoNen]

ive defo f*cked some dogs. probably some tings some of u wouldnt touch but ive also f*cked more high level tings most of u man wouldnt be able to touchswings and roundabouts.

Speak for yourself tbh.

i was speakin for my myself - most of u man wouldnt be able to touch same way some of them most of u wouldnt touchwhat u not getting here mate?

You thinking that you've had sex with women who guys on here wouldn't be able to touch. Bit of an outlandish statement seeing as you don't know everyone on here...Aye lad?

[A Bit Better]

He said most. Why not just do like everyone else did and assume you're one of the few instead of the many.

[Guest M12 Part 2]

them insecurities there