djbmc Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a f*ck*ng parade every time i take a piss. lul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 On top of being a top joker, this guy's dad is a true font of wisdom. Aged enlightenment >>> "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." "Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you." "The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that." Whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted March 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 he's a legend, apparently he now has a book deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenCottage Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted March 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 yeh soz mate, it's a twitter topic that doesn't involve beefing grime mcs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Good, not as good as Fireland though. 'Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??' 'I should probably be embarrassed that a paraplegic girl beat me up so bad but it was actually kind of hot.' 'Your wife LITERALLY exploded with rage? Um yeah did you know that "literally" means—oh god, oh my god what happened in here' 'Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Good, not as good as Fireland though. 'Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??' 'I should probably be embarrassed that a paraplegic girl beat me up so bad but it was actually kind of hot.' 'Your wife LITERALLY exploded with rage? Um yeah did you know that "literally" means—oh god, oh my god what happened in here' 'Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"?' All of them were totally sh*t. Except the last one. Back to shitmydadsays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Good, not as good as Fireland though. 'Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??' 'I should probably be embarrassed that a paraplegic girl beat me up so bad but it was actually kind of hot.' 'Your wife LITERALLY exploded with rage? Um yeah did you know that "literally" means—oh god, oh my god what happened in here' 'Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"?' All of them were totally sh*t. Except the last one. Back to shitmydadsays... co sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 "Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you." *pauses* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 i need to find my twitter password and follow this guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 On top of being a top joker, this guy's dad is a true font of wisdom. Aged enlightenment >>> "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." "Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you." "The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that." Whoa. snm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 such wise words. My dad typed lol in a text today I was deeply disturbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Legendary tweeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 such wise words. My dad typed lol in a text today I was deeply disturbed my mum did this once, not gunna lie i was shocked standardly told her, "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bee Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 i dont get it, whats wrong with parents saying lol in txts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 they are from an older generation, thus they should not try and merge with the newer generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiKkoNen Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 i dont get it, whats wrong with parents saying lol in txts? Not on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 im sorry, who? Big 44 year old father of ? X * Who are you lolling with, were pc's even invented when you were my age, no plz ttyl dad go sleep now kk thnx bai ttkk smh ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay_u Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 remembered when my dad asked me what 'lol' meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 they are from an older generation, thus they should not try and merge with the newer generation. reminds me of when my mum said ''there were 'bare heads' '' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 they are from an older generation, thus they should not try and merge with the newer generation. reminds me of when my mum said ''there were 'bare heads' '' RAGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bee Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 lmao fair enough, never bothered me tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 an every so often my mum goes 'and it was PANTS, ahahaha, as you would say' havnt said that since like yr 7 or suttin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Once my Mum said "blah blah blah l o l " I was like yey because I'm happy she doesn't know she's doing it wrong and also I'm sad cos we were in Tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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