Escapist Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 What kinda bullshit did the teachers/ anyone try to feed you in school? The most vivid one in my memory was when there was mess on the floor and they'd say some sh*t like "Pick it all up! The cleaners have to clean that up how dare you be so inconsiderate!" Like wtf do you hire them for then you cunts this is why this country is in the shits. NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR NUFFIN U LITTLE CRETIN UR TEACHER IS/WAS RIGHT ABOUT CLEANING UP YOUR DELIBERATE MESS. CLEANERS CLEAN UP GENERAL WEAR AND TEAR MESS OR ACCIDENTS NOT SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR BOTTOM COS UR TO FRCKING LAZY TO WIPE UR ARSE THATS WHY YOUNG IDIOTS CANT DO NOTHING FOR THEMSELVES. / yes i was fed bullshit @ school but i at least knew how to clean up after myself and not expect someone to do it for me. c/s. esquilax thats like saying people should commit crimes otherwise the police would have nothing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I meant more miniscule shards of paper and confetti, that could be more effectively collected with a hoover and not a 7 year olds fingers.... Not a whole burger and wrappings left on a table you c*nt morons unless the 7 yr old is gonna vacuum it himself, even that is unacceptable. from shards of paper left unchecked he graduates to leaving a whole burger on the table. big things begin with little things and all that.. emo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 What kinda bullshit did the teachers/ anyone try to feed you in school? The most vivid one in my memory was when there was mess on the floor and they'd say some sh*t like "Pick it all up! The cleaners have to clean that up how dare you be so inconsiderate!" Like wtf do you hire them for then you cunts this is why this country is in the shits. NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR NUFFIN U LITTLE CRETIN UR TEACHER IS/WAS RIGHT ABOUT CLEANING UP YOUR DELIBERATE MESS. CLEANERS CLEAN UP GENERAL WEAR AND TEAR MESS OR ACCIDENTS NOT SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR BOTTOM COS UR TO FRCKING LAZY TO WIPE UR ARSE THATS WHY YOUNG IDIOTS CANT DO NOTHING FOR THEMSELVES. / yes i was fed bullshit @ school but i at least knew how to clean up after myself and not expect someone to do it for me. c/s. esquilax thats like saying people should commit crimes otherwise the police would have nothing to do jesus christ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 some womble lookin motherf*cker: Jack, if you call MR Weldon a pedophile 1 more time, it's going on your permanent record the same womble: (the meeting i had after comin back from suspension) Jack, this time we won't but this incidence of violence on your record, but if you ever act in such a manner again, i assure you it will stay with you for the rest of your life! Various wasted members of staff: AIR FORCE 1s are not school shoes WANKER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 your careers are over if u dnt get good GCSEs... well maybe not over... they are over if u flop ur A levels tho its nt about a btec these days lol if you flop your gcse's then you need not apply to do a-levels. cause the likelyhood is that youre not very intelligent and are gunna flop ure a-levels even harder. not true at all. i dont know anyone who flopped their gcse's and then went on to do well at A-level and i know bare ppl who did well at GCSE and then flopped A levels. the academic route isnt for everyone and if you flop gcse's then I would personally go straight into a job like what Esquilax is doing now. hes gunna have 5 years more experience than the postgrads applying. ;/ Just cos u flop GCSE's 1st time round doesn't mean you're stupid. especially when 'learning' in a school environent consists of learning how to pass a test rather then actual understanding of concepts and subjects Loads of factors can go into failing to think its as simple as you are dumb is silly. tbh the best route would be to go back and redo the GCSE's pass and then do a-levs but thats only cos the uni's you apply to will see your GCSE grades you're 2nd paragraph is on an unrelated tangent don't even know why im responding to you. already know what type neek you are. all your posts WAFT breah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 trusay i didnt flop gcses i just dont like the lack of being paid to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 i flopped most of my examinations. but my shank game is NUTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapist Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 your careers are over if u dnt get good GCSEs... well maybe not over... they are over if u flop ur A levels tho its nt about a btec these days lol if you flop your gcse's then you need not apply to do a-levels. cause the likelyhood is that youre not very intelligent and are gunna flop ure a-levels even harder. not true at all. i dont know anyone who flopped their gcse's and then went on to do well at A-level and i know bare ppl who did well at GCSE and then flopped A levels. the academic route isnt for everyone and if you flop gcse's then I would personally go straight into a job like what Esquilax is doing now. hes gunna have 5 years more experience than the postgrads applying. ;/ Just cos u flop GCSE's 1st time round doesn't mean you're stupid. especially when 'learning' in a school environent consists of learning how to pass a test rather then actual understanding of concepts and subjects Loads of factors can go into failing to think its as simple as you are dumb is silly. tbh the best route would be to go back and redo the GCSE's pass and then do a-levs but thats only cos the uni's you apply to will see your GCSE grades you're 2nd paragraph is on an unrelated tangent don't even know why im responding to you. already know what type neek you are. all your posts WAFT breah nah fam ure just catching feelings coz you got straight U's at gcse's. i took my gcses about 6 years ago now and they were a joke back then and are probably even easier now. still remember my biology exam and it was asking about what methods of communication Alexander Flemming could use to spread the word about penicillin. If you struggle with questions like these then theres no way you'll be able to tackle A level biology. some of the richest people i know flopped their gcse's but were smart and did their own thing as opposed to doing A-levels for the sake of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Not even. got u's in all my mocks and did well at GCSE average at A-level what you're saying is a load of cobblers but thats typical of you ghey fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapist Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 who is this grey fox character everyone thinks i am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 lol at me thinking escapist and esquilax were the same person all this time. SMH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 didnt know escapist was grey fox either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 It's not GF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 It's not GF [moe szyslak]If you're so sure who it ain't, how bout telling us who it am?[/moe szyslak] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I can't answer that sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 telling my mum i was on drugs (i wasnt) telling my mum i was selling drugs to the youngers, my jacket had been clearly identified (i wasnt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 telling my mum i was on drugs (i wasnt) telling my mum i was selling drugs to the youngers, my jacket had been clearly identified (i wasnt) those are violations too far what happened after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Omg my form teacher said to me once "If you ever stopped talking maybe you'd learn something" it was in f*ck*ng registration... what the f*ck am I going to learn? The names on the register?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I can't answer that sorry Don't worry about it, I don't actually care. Just wanted to use that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 yo wavesurfer i don't like your modification of an excellent simpsons quote it does not apply properly you haven't sufficiently evaluated the transfered humor percentile the decrement is too steep p is not significant bear patrol are on their way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 f*ck off mate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapist Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 lol at me thinking escapist and esquilax were the same person all this time. SMH yeh dyslexia is alot these days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 School finished at half 4 every day for me pretty much sums up my time there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 School finished at half 4 every day for me pretty much sums up my time there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 School finished at half 4 every day for me pretty much sums up my time there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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