LITTLE things that piss you off.

[Grafter]

nah

[Bardissimo]

nah

*ahem*

we'll be the judge of that

[North Aleng]

prove it

[Grafter]

im a conservative dresser in general, def not gna 'prove' nuffin to you neeks

[BLACK VICTIM]

what bra size then

[KayGee]

ugly girls who have the breasts on show 24/7

even in this weather

low self esteem having chumps

C/s

I see a girl the other day wearing a coat unbuttoned and a scarve that was looped perfectly to show off her over spilling boobs.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

had one like that in year 6

Lois Cann

EVERY time the phone rang my mum would be like, David.. its for you, without even answering it, used to phone EVERY DAY talkin about nothing

and this was before mobile phones and sh*t back in 2000 a nigga had to endure this on the house phone

and im pretty sure one time my mum picked up the other extension and was laughin at me

i actually used to dread them calls at times cos i had to sit in the living room jus goin yea... yea.. yea ..oh... ok while my step dad n mum watched TV

never even got to hit that later on in life

In year 6 chicks were hassling you to chat like that. no chicks dinging me in year 6 tbh

tbh it was only the one chick

although 2 did ring me together one time but i think that was a joke

[KayGee]

spilling boobs sounds cool to me stop crying with your mosquito sting tits

No way im more like fried eggs.

[Guest Esquilax]

I don't fancy you any more KayGee

Now I just imagine you with eggs for tits and I'm not down with that

Fix up

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

i can certify her boobs

theyre nice

[djbmc]

i can certify her boobs

theyre nice

kaygee or smaddy?

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

Kaygee

[A Bit Better]

When people are late and don't tell me in advance. I don't mind them being late coz I know it happens but if running behind, tell me so I'm not standing around waiting like a twat!

My cousin always does this. Tell him meet me outside the club at 11.30. Call him when I'm on my way and he says he's 30 minutes later. Why the f*ck didn't he call me before I left to say he was gonna be late!? Then when I say we're gonna go in and he can meet us inside he gets pissy!

[Lieutenant]

i can certify her boobs

theyre nice

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

when i try to play a video and youtube tells me that someone (usually SonyBMG, Warner or EMI) wont let me because im not in the right country

ffs

[A Bit Better]

When a good shmorno is ruined by something offkey like the dude stopping her from giving head so he can lips her.

[Guest Esquilax]

When a good shmorno is ruined by something offkey like the dude stopping her from giving head so he can lips her.

C/S lipsin should stay out of porn

Wtf this ain't Sex and the City do your f*ck*ng job

/

When I accidentally click the "mark forum as read" button

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

porn. 2 things of the same. 1. when a nice chick ur tryna watch suddenly does anal 2. when the dude pulls out n the f*ckin cameraman goes all up in it (tbh ud think id jus stop after she started the anal)

WHO THE f*ck WANTS TO SEE THAT????

[Guest Esquilax]

When chicks drink buss out of shot glasses/ eat it of spoons makes me feel sick

When they gargle it and gush it through their teeth as well

Eughch

[Mongy]

People who put things back in the wrong place

Fake ugg boots

Fat people

[Yuri]

Fake ugg boots

you know how i know you're gay?

[Skenghis Khan]

when ur receiving head in the shower and u nut and sum spills on the shower floor and turns into spiderman's webbing. beg she deal with that.

[Frank.]

Esquilax chatting about what chicks do... surley you gotta actually experience it irl to piss you off.

/

snm

[Guest Esquilax]

Obviously talking about z0rn you pleb

When was the last time a chick downed a shot of your deformed kids? Didn't think so

[Frank.]

true say im still biting from your shabby little limb talk.

simmer down.