The dry spell thread

[Flojo]

One of my friends told me he hadn't slept with his wifey for like 7 months, couldn't comprehend it.

[Guest Lemons]

You'd be amazed at how easy it can be to slip out of having sex when you're living with a woman and sleeping in the same bed every night. You have to make an effort to keep that sh*t alive.Disclaimer - I still get it in.

[BLACK VICTIM]

that weak pipe...

[Skola]

One of my friends told me he hadn't slept with his wifey for like 7 months, couldn't comprehend it.

holy sh*t/i recon shes cheating on him

[Captain Planet]

being on tag makes it hard as f*ck to draw new girls so im relegated to women i already know, which i dont want to do eitheralready decided to focus on gettin my sh*t together n gettin my money up in 11 so i can come back with a bang, women are distracting

wait til you're in jail brothen you'll see about dry spell

lolwhen i visit my boythe walking monstrosities hes always telling me hed bare backwhen he come out hes gonna go overload swear downjust looking in every corner and crevice for something to mash

[Heero Yuy]

You cant get clunge from your own mrs?

She's losing her sex drive

time to lose herttkk

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

get a prossy mateif u cant afford one get ur money up if u cant get ur money up, wank

u know what, imma do this this weekendif i told u man how long my dry spell was ud laugh ur socks offfound a few good ones on adultwork i dont even care im runnin thru that

[Guest Flat Eric]

that weak pipe...

Dnt be concerned bout my pipe Callum Plenty of pipe for you where ur goinHa

[BLACK VICTIM]

your mrs is beating out on you famswing me the deets n ill get the narn right

[Grafter]

One of my friends told me he hadn't slept with his wifey for like 7 months, couldn't comprehend it.

thats deepmy bredrin told me her ex held out on her for a good couple monthsi think i would go crazy rape

[kurious]

i molested my sex guy the other day, in his sleep lol @ hearing 'did u just abuse me?'

[Michel Kane]

One of my friends told me he hadn't slept with his wifey for like 7 months, couldn't comprehend it.

holy sh*t/i recon shes cheating on him

You reckon? Lol

[Fresh]

You cant get clunge from your own mrs?

She's losing her sex drive

time to lose herttkk

itk

[Guest Lens]

get a prossy mateif u cant afford one get ur money up if u cant get ur money up, wank

u know what, imma do this this weekendif i told u man how long my dry spell was ud laugh ur socks offfound a few good ones on adultwork i dont even care im runnin thru that

may as well not pay the full p. not like she can sue

[o-guy]

i have never gone an extended period without sex since i lost my virginity but i do go through dry periods where i'm bored and need sumthin newbut tbh i kindah always feel like thatonly thing better than p*ssy is new p*ssy

[Guest Lens]

surprised no one's mentioned the intentional dry spell. no abstinence/ celibasy then nah?

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

get a prossy mateif u cant afford one get ur money up if u cant get ur money up, wank

u know what, imma do this this weekendif i told u man how long my dry spell was ud laugh ur socks offfound a few good ones on adultwork i dont even care im runnin thru that

may as well not pay the full p. not like she can sue

i respect the hustle, i pay for services received bare of them aint even on entertaining deals, straight stated prices n sh*t

[Heero Yuy]

surprised no one's mentioned the intentional dry spell. no abstinence/ celibasy then nah?

did it last year went for 12 months, was on my course grind and was necessary to stay focused

[Skenghis Khan]

get a prossy mateif u cant afford one get ur money up if u cant get ur money up, wank

u know what, imma do this this weekendif i told u man how long my dry spell was ud laugh ur socks offfound a few good ones on adultwork i dont even care im runnin thru that

may as well not pay the full p. not like she can sue

quick way to get ur boat cut up by radovan.

[Guillermo Rigondeaux]

init can tell lens is a newbieif u cant afford 200 quid to bang a prossy then u shouldn't be in the game in the first placedave r u going for incall or outcall brah

[Guest Lens]

beyond newb, never even considered it. assumed their all cracked out

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

init can tell lens is a newbieif u cant afford 200 quid to bang a prossy then u shouldn't be in the game in the first placedave r u going for incall or outcall brah

i want outcall still cos i dnt know who the f*ck is gonna be there for the incall, i could look at previous satisfied customersn that to judge it, but im way too paranoid

[BLACK VICTIM]

never banged a pro dunno if i could do it

[Yuri]

yeah trust you don't want them albanians appearing from the back room when you try to bounce without paying

[o-guy]

You cant get clunge from your own mrs?

She's losing her sex drive

i tell you this from experience your relationship is going to a place where you don't want it to goi call this place the black vortex of no sexIt starts off with a drastic decrease in the amount of sex you have and ends with not having sex for several weeks at a time, and in extreme cases several months one time i didn't have sex for six weeks (longest i've gone since losing my virginity). There is nothing quite like the rage you feel watching your partner sleep while you lay there roasting. Find out whats wrong and fix it be4 she gets use to it.i was lucky i caught it early so it was fixed with relative ease. I know certain guys that have spent a better part of a year there.only take advice from people who have been in a relationship for at least 2 years, cuz thats usually about the time when things stop being fun.is she unhappy with her life right now?that has an affect as well