Daily Commute

[Black Ant]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

lol

Whenever I take train and it is coming I ain't the nearest to the tracks.

Allow having that much faith in humanity.

truss me

i get paranoid if i find myself near the edge of the platform

[Trilliam]

wheres ur sense of adventure

[Mythy Collins]

wheres ur sense of adventure

jamming with the nicca named survival

[Mr. Gayle]

Far too many superdry jackets and beats headphones I see on the daily

[MARVELL]

Far too many superdry jackets and beats headphones I see on the daily

not sure about the superdrys but the beats definately. saw some elder gentleman in one too

them son's gifts to make his dad look silly

[imhim]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

This is me all the time

GIVE THE QUICK LOOK LEFT LOOK RIGHT... DEN I PROPER WALK BACK INTO THE PERSON BEHIND ME... TRODDIN ON TOES AND ALL SORTS SO IM SAYAFE

[Fighting Weight]

How can you hide your facebook relationship status?

[Fighting Weight]

Found out.

[Guest phonecharger]

ohh u bad boy playa u

[FinalBawse]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

This is me, 100%, I watched alot of wrestling though, so I am pretty confident in my abilities to pull off a show stopping reversal.

Some people are nuts and stand RIGHT on the edge, stunting on the TFL don screaming stand behind the yellow line.

I know when my time is..

[MARVELL]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

This is me, 100%, I watched alot of wrestling though, so I am pretty confident in my abilities to pull off a show stopping reversal.

Some people are nuts and stand RIGHT on the edge, stunting on the TFL don screaming stand behind the yellow line.

I know when my time is..

u put too much effort into that, hence the joke was lost.

[MARVELL]

Marvell is a winner

[imhim]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

This is me, 100%, I watched alot of wrestling though, so I am pretty confident in my abilities to pull off a show stopping reversal.

Some people are nuts and stand RIGHT on the edge, stunting on the TFL don screaming stand behind the yellow line.

I know when my time is..

u put too much effort into that, hence the joke was lost.

when it comes to these lines with the barriers im at the front with ease and confidence

[FinalBawse]

Where you find these gifs

/

Marvell you are daemon with homosexual tendencies that lied about your identity in some twisted daemon plot that only other daemons can comprehend.

You are not a winner brah.

[Jeremy]

always jokes seeing someone damn near killin themselves to get on a train before it leaves when theres one goin the same place in like 2 minutes

see guys with bags n shit all sprintin down the stairs

id rather b 2 minutes late than scape off my face from a fall

[FinalBawse]

Do you man ever help people down with they luggage and shit... or would you?

I always think to, the reality is I am already half way down the stairs as they try to make eye contact.

[Im Broke]

always jokes seeing someone damn near killin themselves to get on a train before it leaves when theres one goin the same place in like 2 minutes

see guys with bags n shit all sprintin down the stairs

id rather b 2 minutes late than scape off my face from a fall

Nah some trains come every 30 mins.

[Grafter]

Why do black people look at each other from opposite esculators?

In anticipation of the “black nod”

lol true

yea fuck it i play lil games

main one is dnt touch anything, I imagine everyone has bird flu so i dnt grab no poles or put my hands on the seats, i see how long i can do that for before i forget, i even sometimes use tissue on the oyster top up machine, bt that doesnt work well

That aint even a game bruh that's survival.

Don't touch anything unless absolutely necessary.

Hold your breath when in the direct line of anyone else's breath, in dyer circumstances you may even need to synchronize your breathing with the person facing you, and exhale as they inhale.

The only game I play is

type balance when the train stops.

REAL post

[Grafter]

I'm lucky that i don't have to take trains anymore during rush hour but when i first started uni it was actually nuts.

Victoria line 3-4 years ago was fucking peak. I've seen it so packed that not only you can't breathe, people are so close to each other i've seen a guys NOSE digging into another persons neck. How can it be that packed?!

- Why is it when the train is rammed packed (You can't move your arms) there's literally no space, my guy is still trying to get on. The next train is 1 min away, just allow it for once, people are already dying.

- When people used to read them broadsheet in a packed train. You can't even turn the page you c*nt and 'cause the paper is so big, the page is in someone's face and they resort to trying to blow the paper off their face 'cause there's no space to move your arms.

- Cunts that see the doors are closing and can't take the L and just wait for the next train. Why do they have to make that final dash like it was some action movie?! This ain't no film mate, 'cause your head gets stuck between the doors and then people expect me to try and help him 'cause i'm next to the door smh

- Back when i was still naive i always used to sit on the first seats next to the doors in the corner 'cause atleast you can lean against the window and not worry about being squashed but it was too tense when old people come on, which is understandable. These days i will make sure i will sit 3 seats down from the corner but them old cunts will still try it and make eye contact. I do not give a shit, from time i sit 1 seat in from the corner, i don't get up for shit.

I remember one time my boy was offering a seat to a old woman, but 'cause he was taking his time she said "hurry up" and man just sat back down and never got up lmao. He said the train journey was tense but no one said anything, everyone acts like they never saw anything. Someone else gave up their seat for her.

LOL

i did an do the exact same thing in choosing where to sit

but i only sat closest to the door, so i can get off quick, not cos i wnna lean

few weeks ago it got to heated for me and i couldnt cope, train is packed and couple white people looked saw there was no room an stepped back

this black woman pokin her head through the dooors and then she drops it 'if u could all just move down'

so i asked her move down where, theres no where to go

but she got on anyway and her reply was 'i know i'm really sorry i'm gna be late for work'

made me feel like a c*nt cos maybe its one of them jobs u have to clock in...

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

lol

Whenever I take train and it is coming I ain't the nearest to the tracks.

Allow having that much faith in humanity.

truss me

i get paranoid if i find myself near the edge of the platform

100%

[imhim]

silly black woman at leyton station wiv her buggy and her kid in it.... was at the top of the steps and shes just standing ther kinda looking around

FFS I WANTED TO NOT HAVE A HEART LIKE OTHER PEOPLE... I WANTED TO BE SELFISH... I WANTED TO NOT CARE ABOUT HER... BUT FFS I JUST COULDNT DO IT... MAYBE COZ IM BLACK AND SHE WAS BLACK SO I FELT LIKE I HAD TO DO IT...

SO I DID IT...

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

Ive drew Nuff baby mums after helping them out wiv there buggy

Kinda rong but some r sexy n up for it

[MARVELL]

women with buggies need to realise that they cant be buying 4x4s and trying to rush on public transport

no one cares about your super sized buggy cos for those of us who grew up in london mate

our mums carried us on public transport in dble decker buses

some of them even try and compete with wheelchair man expecting he moves for them or grunting to move for him.

[iam_the_akay]

DLR gets packed proper...

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

drake is a jew

[SHOCK]

drake is a jew

lol