Gunner Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Copied someone's note from facebook. An old(er) guy. Spot on. Guy should hand this out at hairdressers. To weave or not to weave........again,Share Today at 10:55 OK so there I was on the last flight out of London heading for Kingston and I spent 9 1/2 hours beside a lady with the most dreadful weave. This inspired me to write this short guide to making your weave acceptable. Before I go into this perhaps I should explain my aversion to weaves and make a few confessions. Yes I have dated women who wear weaves. Yes I have seen nice looking weaves. And yes it is highly likely that I will date a woman with a weave in the future. So why do I appear to be on an anti weave campaign? It’s false. Yep it’s that simple. But let me add this. Perhaps it would no be such an issue if a decent proportion of black sisters did not wear weaves. Subject to my upcoming summer survey, I think it is fair to suggest that at least 7/10 black women in the UK have or are currently wearing weaves. In short weaves are in my face everywhere I go. Man, I attend Adornment each year just to savour the natural hair vibe, which that exhibition always brings. Walking down any high street in London and it is clear that if I opt to date only women without a weave I am limiting myself tremendously. When you combine that with my other criteria the word celibacy springs to mind. They say if you can’t beat them, bring them up to your level and so here goes. What follows is my guide to a better weave. Rule One. Pay peanuts get monkeys. Ladies perhaps the key to a decent weave is cost because in this case cost buys not just quality but also a properly skilled beautician to install weave. Rule two If it is a wig then please don’t allow your natural hair to peep out because the wig is slipping. This is like watching a horror movie where the infected human slowly metamorphoses’ into a beast from the under world. Rule three. After a night of passion spend a couple minutes collecting the fallen hair. Sad as it is that we have had to date a weave wearing beauty it is even grimmer spending the next week finding strands of false hair in every room you visited. (Plus it reeks havoc on a players game). Rule four. For the brothers less attuned to The Weave Concept give them a warning. Nothing ruins the romantic mood more then sensation of having your fingers caught in a rope trap while attempting to caress gently your fingers through the hair of the chosen one. Rule five Back to wigs. Never become so comfortable that you surprise us by removing the wig before our eyes. This may only be done after a trip to above mentioned quality hairdresser. The best of us will stand there in stunned silence while the less robust will run. Rule six Never allow the white plastic base of a weave/wig to show. See rule one Rule seven Attempt to get a weave that bears some resemblance to your own hair both in terms of colour and texture. Again see rule one. Rule eight Don’t use a weave to create elaborate hair do’s. Not sure why but this serve to extenuate the falseness of the weave/wig. Rule nine (And this one is really important) When wearing a weave limit rapid head movements to an absolute minimum. Why? Even the most expensive weave cannot defy the Laws of Physics. It is almost cartoon like watching a weave attempt to keep up with a rapid nod. Inertia will always win. Not really a rule just some general points Never believe for a moment that anyone thinks it’s your hair. Receipt or not it is not yours and no one (even your best mate) believes it’s yours. Remember most men can in fact spot a weave at a hundred paces, truth is you are not fooling anyone. Also we men do not believe it’s easier to care and less hassle because we have seen the truth. OK that’s it from me. Hope you all have a weave free day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 tired of hearing guys complaining about weave most of the girls ive linked weaves have been fine. as long as it looks good whats the problem. if it doesn't then move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Intervention Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Weave doesnt ever really look good to me Black girls should get over this complex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 tired of hearing guys complaining about weave most of the girls ive linked weaves have been fine. as long as it looks good whats the problem. if it doesn't then move on dem ones u know dem posts that conclude the topic before its done o ye c/s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 tired of hearing guys complaining about weave most of the girls ive linked weaves have been fine. as long as it looks good whats the problem. if it doesn't then move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 White girls are bigger culprits of this especially extensions >>>Weave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 tired of hearing guys complaining about weave most of the girls ive linked weaves have been fine. as long as it looks good whats the problem. if it doesn't then move on Far too often than not, it DOESNT look good. Evryone's moving on, just stating our grievances b4hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Intervention Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 White girls are bigger culprits of this No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 i disagree with rule 8 i think if anything thats the best way to use weave, elaborate hairstyles everyone knows its fake, why not make the most of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 White girls are bigger culprits of this especially extensions >>>Weave c/s, been seeing a lot more white girls with ridiculously bait weaves recently. my current pet peeve atm though are (bad) lacefront wigs. how can your hairline start 2cm above your eyebrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 simple fact is i like fiingers in my hair, on my scalp, few tugs here and there weave was never an option, never will be, even relaxed hair is a joke thing after rain or other natural causes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 tired of hearing guys complaining about weave most of the girls ive linked weaves have been fine. as long as it looks good whats the problem. if it doesn't then move on Far too often than not, it DOESNT look good. Evryone's moving on, just stating our grievances b4hand then turn ur head mate its like complaining why are some girls ugly (slyly baffed at myself for this analogy but i hope u kno what i mean) / what we (guys) really should be complaining about is girls that wear these FLAT SHOES YUKKKKK nothing more off putting for me these days then when i see a girl wear these dunno why 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 you can't expect a girl to wear heels 24/7. those shoes you posted are butters though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 White girls are bigger culprits of this No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 you can't expect a girl to wear heels 24/7. those shoes you posted are butters though boots ftw flats ftl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 White girls are bigger culprits of this No. they are as bad as eachother, its no longer a culturally specific trend, its the result of a particular collective of mentality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Intervention Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I thought he was being sarcastic with the flat shoes thing surely he must have been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I thought he was being sarcastic with the flat shoes thing surely he must have been nope was being as serious as i could possibly be say what you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 weave is bless aslong as its done subtley and changed/maintained to a correct level llow them awful 1s though where u can see half her dome, or when its some bait scarecrow hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 weave is disgusting. just a pure example of the assimilation into western ideology of beauty if asians or white people had black kind of hair they would be flossing it, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 i rarely f*ck black chicks * no racist* but this weave ting is an issue bitches hair has to be on point.. thats why i hit latinas more time... body closest to black chicks wid natural long hair. black chicks with weave >>>> white chicks with weave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapist Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 DST just admit youre a bounty then everythings kl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 DST just admit youre a bounty then everythings kl you're trying too hard to recruit me im voting lib dems not BNP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1. Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 weave is disgusting. just a pure example of the assimilation into western ideology of beauty / This shaving off half ur head flex is the worse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 was anti weave myself but if some can look kriss if its done and looked well Ive seen some disaster weaves that look like matted carpet. dunno how dem girls do it and still walk proud. rather walk bald. *remembers girls are doing this 2* ...sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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