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Bullshit Lyrics

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was on youtube listening to Shakira, as you do, landed on whenever wherever this chick goes

"lucky that my breatsts are small and humble, so you dont compare them with mountains"

wtf?

so i thought, what are bullshit lyrics are there n came up with a couple

Dr Dre - Nuthin But A G Thang - "never let me slip, cos if i slip, then im slippin" really?

Young Jeezy - Black Dreams - "mafia, mafia, bitch im in my mafia, holla at your boy man i could do alot for ya, speakin my language if your talkin bout tilapia" man name dropped a fish

Lil Wayne - Money On My Mind "dear mr toilet, im the sh*t, got these other haters pissed, cos my toilet paper thick" who;'s jealous of thick toilet paper?

Lil Wayne - Im a Beast - "rappin is my hobby, my house has a lobby, my bitches act snobby, because i feed them thousands, i know that didnt rhyme but im only being honest"

Petey Pablo - Freek A Leek - "24-34-46, good and thick and what you get she'll work with it" what? her waist is bigger than her below average chest? n them hips?

Lil Flip - Sunshine - "ill treat you like milk, ill do nothing but spoil you"

Black Eyed PEas - My Humps - the whole song

cant think of any more

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Hoes on my d*ck cuz I look like J K Rowling

Hoes on my d*ck cuz I'm Bill Gates mixed with Obama (or something)

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Hoes on my d*ck cuz I look like J K Rowling

Hoes on my d*ck cuz I'm Bill Gates mixed with Obama (or something)

same tune

"hoes on my d*ck cos i look like a deadman, hoes on my d*ck cos i treat em like a bedpan"

"hoes on my d*ck cos i look like grandma"

"f*ck lil hoes, in the mouth, for the south, and the north east west, i do it on the chest"

"f*ck Diddy, f*ck MAse, f*ck love, f*ck hate"

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Toto - Africa (was jus listenin to it) - "The wild dogs cry out in the night, As they grow restless longing for some solitary company, I know that I must do what's right, Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

skeen

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topic been done before.

Yeah was gonna post that lil flip one.

But yeah camron & nore rep hard in this.

i got blammaz yo drop ya hammers.

lawyers to watch lawyers,

cameras to watch cameras,

to watch and to watch grammar, [?]

and pajamas, i snuck out the watch santa,

now look at killa, you gon' watch santana

I treat life lke a fast car lower my speed

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Hoes on my d*ck cuz I look like J K Rowling

Hoes on my d*ck cuz I'm Bill Gates mixed with Obama (or something)

same tune

"hoes on my d*ck cos i look like a deadman, hoes on my d*ck cos i treat em like a bedpan"

"hoes on my d*ck cos i look like grandma"

The topic is bullshit lyrics.

And that Lil Flip one is the worst, remember Jay-Z having one about the earth revolving around the sun as well.

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Young Jeezy - Black Dreams - "mafia, mafia, bitch im in my mafia, holla at your boy man i could do alot for ya, speakin my language if your talkin bout tilapia" man name dropped a fish

You don't understand the pain

Shits gone way over ur head

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Shame David your life ain't been sh*t enough.

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leulz

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jubez you aint slept either innit

my vampire

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i see you fam

eating steak with a stake atm

sleep is too much effort.

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That Dre line's not bullshit, it sets up the next line nicely:

"Never let me slip cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'

BUT IF IF GOT MY NINA THEN YOU KNOW I'M STR8 TRIPPIN"

Top notch.

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It makes me laugh when people say Cam'ron's lyrics are sh*t, and then completely misquote them, so that they do look like sh*t.

Those aren't the lyrics bro. Just cause they went over your head doesn't mean they're sh*t.

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PMSL

Sorry Dave, but it's actually Tuesday.

:lol:

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its Monday bruv

i guessed it has been. you'll get through it.

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its Monday bruv

pos'd

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oh snap

yesterday just got away from me

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Dave you need to go outside bro

Get a job, feed the ducks, do something

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LMAO at long week & its monday

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Bullshit lyric from "I got 5 on it" - "I take sacks the the face"

but tbh its probably some sort of slang I dont get. Sounds ghey tho.

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Who produced that track?

5 on it? no idea

but this remix >>>>>>> ______________

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Who produced that track?

5 on it? no idea

but this remix >>>>>>> ______________

It was some guy called Tone Capone apparently

Thanks for all your help.

Es.

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Who produced that track?

5 on it? no idea

but this remix >>>>>>> ______________

It was some guy called Tone Capone apparently

Thanks for all your help.

Es.

:lol: I did a google search btw but got sidetracked by remixes.

http://www.linkedin.com/in/tonecapone

hes doin not bad for himself

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