Sexual Noise Thread

[Kurtis]

i remember the stories back int he day

 

"ill never lipse a girl after she's sucked my d*ck"

 

"i dont kiss links"

 

"ill never bowcat"

 

now we're the Justice League of Deevs

[Flat Eric]

eye contact is crazy

 

if the vag is on point and im looking into beautiful eyes

 

i have to stop myself from saying 'i love you'

[Kurtis]

im turning this into general sex and shit

 

at what point do you man tell your girl you have a fetish?

 

told my girl i like feet after like a month and a half and her response was "well, guess i need to make them always look pretty for you then"

 

[Lieutenant]

eye contact is crazy

if the vag is on point and im looking into beautiful eyes

i have to stop myself from saying 'i love you'

Bravvvv

This one ting I'm beating atm

Sex is 10/10 and she has the most beautiful body

Last couple times I've been on the brink of screaming those 3 words it's cray

[JOHN DOE]

you did say those words mate

 

no harm done

 

 

/

 

cant lie - i dont really look girls in the eyes when im forking 

 

gets to a stage when you have to keep looking and thats long/weird

[imhim]

u no...

[JOHN DOE]

y r u man so shy 

 

 

[Flojo]

Sex sounds>>>>

All of it.

This is why di gammon is the best. The audio is beautiful when you're attacking that in doggy...

Sound like mans clapping my hands under a running tap.

 

In tears, but cannot co sign this strongly enough.

 

And eye contact is the one. when you clock you've got them zoned out like they're chasing the dragon>>>>____

[YFSD]

The gasp from the first slide in >>>> ____________________

 

Best noise IMO

[Lieutenant]

The gasp from the first slide in >>>> ____________________

Best noise IMO

[Bruno Di Gradi]

sounding like some a2 da g beat 

[Em Dott]

I'm like Wesley Pipes, bare shit talking

"im balls deep baby, i cant give u no moe inches''

"Aye, you see how far back I'm standin'? That ain't no other part of my body goin' into you, that's just ALLLLLL d*ck''

"suck the d*ckhead, only the d*ckhead"

"This bitch ain't got no table manners, she just doin' every fuckin' thang... yeah, aye PUT IT UP YOUR NOSE"

"so u just gon swallow my whole d*ck huh, you a nasty bitch"

''You need to be in the circus! Look at you, make that sword disappear!''

LMFAO

Without diverting too much, has anyone seen the Cassidy clay scene with Wesley? Shit is hilarious. My boy told me about it and I couldn't stop laughing throughout. They are pretty much arguing and cussing the entire scene. Plus, Wesley says "I'm about to get medieval on this bitch"

How can you say that bout sex loool

[JOHN DOE]

obv nsfw

 

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video2282483/cassidy_clay_analized_-_pornhub.com

[imhim]

can a mod put that link in the correct thread please.

 

ta.

[JOHN DOE]

can u stop getting neck from men 

 

ta.

[imhim]

di tata sauce

[JOHN DOE]

y?

[Flat Eric]

di tata sauce

 

[Lieutenant]

di tata sauce

[Yoshie]

di tata sauce

 

 

Imhim cracks me up man

[General Mac]

That great sneaky sex when somebody you respect is home and you are fucking so close together making those tiny sounds with silent intervals. I like to give 8 nice slow strokes and the 9th is deep and powerful. She gasps for air and make a loud noise. Man that shits exciting.

But a nigga does like that ape shit crazy wild jungle gorilla scare the neighbours type sex. All out loud like we auditioning for a porno.

[Em Dott]

http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/12569/wesley-pipes-funniest-quotes

 

LMAO

 

Wesley is too funny.  Fackin' comedian I swear.

[Salamanca]

http://youtu.be/nvMzTKQ6EL8

 

3edfg56

gtreew

werwf

 

this has me dying 

[Benicio del Toney]

its never silent, even if mouths arnt making up the noise

 

too wet

 

[Benicio del Toney]

I'm like Wesley Pipes, bare shit talking

 

"im balls deep baby, i cant give u no moe inches''

 

"Aye, you see how far back I'm standin'? That ain't no other part of my body goin' into you, that's just ALLLLLL d*ck''

 

"suck the d*ckhead, only the d*ckhead"

 

"This bitch ain't got no table manners, she just doin' every fuckin' thang... yeah, aye PUT IT UP YOUR NOSE"

 

"so u just gon swallow my whole d*ck huh, you a nasty bitch"

 

''You need to be in the circus! Look at you, make that sword disappear!''

 

lol

 

 

"No hands, *slap* you cheating, stop cheating, I said no hands"

 

"Make magic gurl, that's right make that shit disappear, OH SHIT WHERE'S IT GONE?"

 

 

Pipes is a maniac