Sexual Noise Thread

[Fresh]

Ninja sex

[JOHN DOE]

Fanny farts are one of the most hilarious things ever.

i adopt the wesley pipesapproach and say ' yh ur p*ssy is talking to me'

 

when i hear the p*ssy farts i  get a nitrous boost and pump the puss harder

[Speculate]

"Is that at all you've got? Etc

[Guest chap44uns]

i am also an aff and have dabbled in the puss when mumsie was at heauxmmmmm

 

di daemarn influence

[Wavant]

Sex sounds>>>>

All of it.

This is why di gammon is the best. The audio is beautiful when you're attacking that in doggy...

Sound like mans clapping my hands under a running tap.

[Fresh]

Sound like mans clapping my hands under a running tap.

 

 

 

+10

[Lieutenant]

I let out a caveman noise when I buss

And I chat greeze to her...

[Mic Man]

Sound like mans clapping my hands under a running tap.

+10

Best simile ever

+20

[Guest Incumbent]

I'm like Wesley Pipes, bare shit talking

 

"im balls deep baby, i cant give u no moe inches''

 

"Aye, you see how far back I'm standin'? That ain't no other part of my body goin' into you, that's just ALLLLLL d*ck''

 

"suck the d*ckhead, only the d*ckhead"

 

"This bitch ain't got no table manners, she just doin' every fuckin' thang... yeah, aye PUT IT UP YOUR NOSE"

 

"so u just gon swallow my whole d*ck huh, you a nasty bitch"

 

''You need to be in the circus! Look at you, make that sword disappear!''

[Vertigo]

[Yardie 2.0]

c/s the eye contact when receiving the brain

[FinalBawse]

"This bitch ain't got no table manners, she just doin' every fuckin' thang... yeah, aye PUT IT UP YOUR NOSE"

 

''You need to be in the circus! Look at you, make that sword disappear!''

 

 

[time_bomb]

i dont like any talk, me or her.

 

noises are good though, a females moaning can make me perform better, i give a sort of bear grunt as i buss to show my appreciation of good p*ssy.

[imhim]

i am also an aff and have dabbled in the puss when mumsie was at heauxmmmmm

 

 

 

DISCRAZE TO DI BLARK RAYZ

[Lieutenant]

Know when a tings telling you to go harder but you're going as hard as you can

[imhim]

small tings

[Guest Incumbent]

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[Guest Incumbent]

 

Man are having sex when their Mum is at home?

Smh

 

 Come on bruv we've all done that at least once surely.

 

 

i am also an aff and have dabbled in the puss when mumsie was at heauxmmmmm

 

[Supermalt]

Know when a tings telling you to go harder but you're going as hard as you can

 

 

pmsl on ur own cuz

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Know when a tings telling you to go harder but you're going as hard as you can

 

 

pmsl on ur own cuz

[Bobby Reds]

"This bitch ain't got no table manners, she just doin' every fuckin' thang... yeah, aye PUT IT UP YOUR NOSE"

 

''You need to be in the circus! Look at you, make that sword disappear!''

 

 

LOL

[kerser]

http://youtu.be/nvMzTKQ6EL8

[Kurtis]

Know when a tings telling you to go harder but you're going as hard as you can

 

 

pmsl on ur own cuz

 

LMAO

 

nah i know what mans sayin still

 

[Cody Rhodes]

Wait, black dudes smh'ing because guys have had sex when their mum is in the house? SMH!

[Guest chap44uns]

all i do is give instructions

 

"arch your back........ nah nah arch it more"

 

"spit on it"

 

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i grunt when i boss di nut