Benicio del Toney Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 1 teacher we had called Mr Ryan.Used to speak like Sylvester the Cat, 1 DIRTY lisp, you to spit EVERYWHERE LOLOLOLUsed to send people outside and go "Come on, you know the score" LOLHeard he has a mental breakdown later on still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 wow toney.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accra Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr. Griffiths... Some racist. Man hated me from the moment he laid eyes on me to the point where another teacher admitted that they dropped me down a set in Maths so that he wouldn't be my teacher.Mr. Lecouter... A Chemistry teacher that had a glass eye coz he lost it in an experiment actually at my school. One time we're all f*cking about while he's writing on the board and he shouts out "Stop that! I can see you! I do have eyes you know!" First guy to laugh got after-school detentions for the rest of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr Charmanshower teachertry bait me up at parents eveningtry call me jack the ladlol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr.Bakare, Mr.Conteh and Ms.Henshaw all african and all maths teachers. They were serious jokers, they did not ramp either!In primary school Ms.Proctor, had her in year 3 and 6 and I was her favourite student! Used to send me christmas cards an all sorts even after i left primary school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted June 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 wow toney....Only 1 who couldnt conform.I know you must remember 1 teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Almost every teach had something to remember them by.All the substitutes had a memorable terrorising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accra Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Oh sh*t I forgot Ms. Holt one of my primary school teachers. EVERYONE was and still is convinced that wanted me. I was 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr Charmanshower teachertry bait me up at parents eveningtry call me jack the ladlolI HATE DEM TEACHERS DEYATHEY DONT SAY NOTHIN TO U ALL YEAR..BUT WEN PARENTS EVENING COMES THEY CUM LIKE: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 My art teacherMix raceBIG BreastBIG Battyshe was a slosh in her school days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr Jackson the one armed maths teacher.I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 wow toney....Only 1 who couldnt conform.I know you must remember 1 teacher.lol if you must, there was 2 -Ms. O Reily - An Irish dog who was sent over for a year to take our history class. One day my mate brought in alot of pictures printed off of her head (which we got off the school website) photoshopped onto this girl who was gettin shagged by a irish wolfhound, needless to say, somehow she got her hands on 1 copy.Mr. Foreman - Another chemistry teacher with a glass eye, supposedly a pupil a few years above me was the cause of him loosing his real eye in an experiment, but this time, to go one better than Accra, this mans eye fell out during class, and rolled half up up the aisle, the girls ran out screaming, and the boys stayed laughing, he werent happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 ms taylor - was buff, but anybody that used to come on to her, and alot of people didshe would send for them on some home truth tipthink thats what was the thing that got me about her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mrs Rosenburg : Small jweish teacher, fat breasts.Mr Adams : Norwich City supporter. Says it all really. He was also about 6' 7''Mrs Simms : Old maths teacher. We used to LOVE her, but terrorise her at the same time. Throw chalk in her hair and such.Mrs Riley: Irish guy, actually used to have liquid lunches in the local pub and come lesson STINKING of drink. Swear to 'god' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YourFutureStepDaddy Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr. Stevens, never forget him. Amazing teacher. Told my parents in Yr. 7 that I'd be doing Uni Maths in Yr. 11 if I had him until then. Always looked out for me and that, wanted me to do well. He left the year after and we got some sh*t monotone teacher and I called him a prick (Had a grudge as he replaced Stevens) got moved down one class but couldn't stay because I got caught egging that teacher's house so ended up getting moved down 2 groups.He was sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiarky07 Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 sum african teacher called mr ayodelehe always claimed he was a prince in his country and that he had a palace...yea rite...ppl would always ask what the hell he was doin here workin as a maths teacherand when the class got rowdy, he used to raise his hand to quieten the class down. when everyone saw his hand was up ppl had to stop talking and pay attention to the teacher but sometimes the pupils would ignore him and he'd shout "MY AND IS URTIN!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 YFSD. Your school got Mrs Tebbs as a result of me telling her i hope she dies so i can come piss on her tomb stone.I hope you're grateful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accra Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mrs Rosenburg : Small jweish teacher, fat breasts.Mr Adams : Norwich City supporter. Says it all really. He was also about 6' 7''Mrs Simms : Old maths teacher. We used to LOVE her, but terrorise her at the same time. Throw chalk in her hair and such.Mrs Riley: Irish guy, actually used to have liquid lunches in the local pub and come lesson STINKING of drink. Swear to 'god'Bet that was different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Some science teacher aswell cant even remember his name. He was a former military policeman from Newcastle. I swear he genuinly hated me from day one because i told him (AS A JOKE) that i supported Sunderland. He never forgave me. He was actually a c*nt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJibbles Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Miss Athinasiou, was English teacher very very nice. Most of the time she'd clock you for stairing at her ass, gave you some sexy looking glare.Mr Smith, looks exactly like Stewie from Family Guy. He was the one that told my mum about me bunking, greatful he did that in the end. Cool techer, spoke to him about football shame he was a Port Vale fan.Miss Tustain, think thats how her surname is spelt, easy to flirt with during Business Studies saw her the other day must be about 3-4 years older than me. Should've tried it lol.Mr Clianthos, history teach funny dude who knew how to shout at someone esp me.Mr Anderson, GOONER!!! top man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 We had mrs kelly who had some sort of pre-alzheimers (sp) She would tell us to line up in the playground....Then come out shouting as us asking who tols us to stand outside when we were supposed to be in class.She also got baited commando a few times. With a skirt of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayons Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mrs Fox, gave me head in year 13NEVAR FORGET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Always thought you were female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Mr Bazoo [sp] .. Spanish teacher .. Guy was joke, everyone would mess up in his lesson and he'd send Bare people out the lesson and slam/kick the door .. That door had dents and ting .. Funny guyI remember having a form teacher called Miss Mitchell in year 7. She mustve been like 70 at the time .. She was kinda stricted, Locked 2 pupils in a room 1 time just to make them talk. She must;ve passed on by now though.My primary school teachers were sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YourFutureStepDaddy Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 YFSD. Your school got Mrs Tebbs as a result of me telling her i hope she dies so i can come piss on her tomb stone.I hope you're grateful.LMAO She's some bitch.She's like flat aswell. Bare new guys mistake her for a man.Swear we got Lovesey from your school aswell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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