did you ever have that "liar" kid in school?

[smaddy]

very offtopic butI remem in secondary school sum new girl from malta came in yr10 or so. she made friends with 1 neeky no friends girl and was really close.near the end of the yr she made the mistake of confidin in her best m8 about how her dad rapes her. her m8 was goin round tellin every 1.that was berties felt nuff sorry for her

it was a good thing really if the teachers found outdid they?so she could be takin into care an wotnot

[Wayne Gooney]

LOL my bredrin was the worst 4 thisWe lived on an estate and man said he had a JUNGLE in his back garden LMAO lions and tigers and sh*the had EVRY console b4 they came out but they were at his cousins when u asked him 2 play it at his yard, instead he had a nintendo with only African AllstarsHe had all the latest football shirts but when u asked 2 see them he said they were at the launderetteHis uncles were Nigel Benn, Ian Wright, Paul Ince and his Grandad was Don King LMAO NONE of them are related and Ian Wrights son went 2 my school and i even asked him n he didnt know who he wasApparently his dad lived in a mansion in America and had a Shotgun in each room and infared beams 4 intruders, but he really lives in a flat in LeytonstoneAnd his stories about mashing chciks were 2 much, 1 time he apparently went 2 his cousins yard and when his cousin was sleeping drew his wifey 2 the toilets and mashed it and got brain of it and buss all on his cousins wall LMFAOOh the good old days

[NewKingofKings]

Ian Wrights son went to my school stillsecondary or primary?

[zlastboss]

very offtopic butI remem in secondary school sum new girl from malta came in yr10 or so. she made friends with 1 neeky no friends girl and was really close.near the end of the yr she made the mistake of confidin in her best m8 about how her dad rapes her. her m8 was goin round tellin every 1.that was berties felt nuff sorry for her

it was a good thing really if the teachers found outdid they?so she could be takin into care an wotnot

dunno but she disapeared a few months afterthink she left

[Wayne Gooney]

Secondary

[Creed Diskenth]

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[Creed Diskenth]

ye there was this one boy at secondary who chatted so much sh*t for example:i was appearing offline one day and i see this boy online so an hour later i come online and he's still there so he starts chatting i go to him "so what you been up to" he goes "i just come in like 10mins ago from some beef in lewisham" little did he know that i was appearing offline when he was online the whole time.why lie?

lolsum 1 told him bout it and he thought he wud lielike he was there2 try get sum brownin points

[HHH]

One Egyptian guy i used to go school with used to come with the best lies.- He said his uncle had a submarine and went to see the titanic- He claimed he had FIFA 2000 back in 1997- Said he had a tiger in his gardenOne guy i went school with said he was Patrick Kluivert's son

[Numero001]

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What colour is she?

[qks]

- He claimed he had FIFA 2000 back in 1997

LMFAO

[HHH]

- He claimed he had FIFA 2000 back in 1997

LMFAO

Trust this guy was a joker, used to come up with nuff bullshit

[MUFCCHAMPS2007]

Yeah one guy i knew dropped sum bait lies.sh*t like his dad died becuase a poltergiest threw a knife at him and gave him a heart attack.Some kid hit him with a lunch box and cut his head, he was telling this gurl it was because he headbutted someone.Said he f*cked his knee up and used to come into PE lessons with a black pad on his knee thinking he was stone cold steve austin.I cud go on.

[Benicio del Toney]

I used to claim my dad played for Hollandlmaowhen holland got smashed 4-1 euro 96 i never turned in for school , said i was at the game in dressing room and sh*talso ,,said i played football with gary liniker on streatham commonlmao

lmfaodem kinda dudes

[Benicio del Toney]

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What colour is she?

Im sure shes mixed.

[qks]

when i was in year 7 two brea's made up some hype about how some year 11 girl let them touch up her breastof course when she found out wooooi

[JLovely]

LOL Bradley Gordon, this boy used to talk the most amount of fart.

[streets.]

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where did u draw her?

[kiss123]

what is it with people and the jungle gardens LMAO

[Uncle Fargas]

Said he f*cked his knee up and used to come into PE lessons with a black pad on his knee thinking he was stone cold steve austin.I cud go on.

LLLMAAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[kurious]

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where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think anywhooArthur alwys daid he was a Russian Spy and he said his mum was really his nanTemi said she was a Mermaid lmao just reminded me did u (if u were a bully) ever make up sum f*cked rumor and then actually start believing it urself?we made up a rumor how Arthurs dad was a sperm doner and his sperm he was a test tube babycertain time wed hav convos likecharley 'arthurs well pale, hes translucent'me 'yh thats cuz he comes from a tube remember'elisha 'yh cuz the sperm was frozen for like 100 years so that made his skin cum out really white'everyone 'yh true true'

[Lofa]

Standard procedure.Guy told me his uncle was Ian Wright and his dad owned Chessington World of Adventours and that is why he went there for every bday.Good times.

[Carpe_Deum]

when i schooled in nigeria for 3yrs there were bare liars, white, black, indian didnt matter,.. (was an intl school). The american kids used to take anyone who hadnt been to the US for complete mugs, but 2 really stood out. sean.. he bought these MJ hi tech trainers and said Micheal gave them to him, and that he had been to disney land with him. then the other breh said his dad was a general in the US army, and that he goes back home to the US in an M16, OR that the US has different number planes from the president down to his father, (air force one, air force two, air force three and so on) his dad's plane was Air force 9.

[streets.]

then the other breh said his dad was a general in the US army, and that he goes back home to the US in an M16, OR that the US has different number planes from the president down to his father, (air force one, air force two, air force three and so on) his dad's plane was Air force 9.

LMAO LMAO

[LadyOG]

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where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think anywhooArthur alwys daid he was a Russian Spy and he said his mum was really his nanTemi said she was a Mermaid lmao just reminded me did u (if u were a bully) ever make up sum f*cked rumor and then actually start believing it urself?we made up a rumor how Arthurs dad was a sperm doner and his sperm he was a test tube babycertain time wed hav convos likecharley 'arthurs well pale, hes translucent'me 'yh thats cuz he comes from a tube remember'elisha 'yh cuz the sperm was frozen for like 100 years so that made his skin cum out really white'everyone 'yh true true'

LMFAO.My best friend made up a story that one girl spread dog food on her minge and got her dog to lick it off. This was in year 8.It was still doing the rounds in year 13.Bare people thought it was true.

[Benicio del Toney]

when i schooled in nigeria for 3yrs there were bare liars, white, black, indian didnt matter,.. (was an intl school). The american kids used to take anyone who hadnt been to the US for complete mugs, but 2 really stood out. sean.. he bought these MJ hi tech trainers and said Micheal gave them to him, and that he had been to disney land with him. then the other breh said his dad was a general in the US army, and that he goes back home to the US in an M16, OR that the US has different number planes from the president down to his father, (air force one, air force two, air force three and so on) his dad's plane was Air force 9.

LOLThem rich school lies alie.Us man arent familiar with them tales cuz lol