McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I remember in school/college we'd be going the house parties/shoobs grinding these ladies down, then the song would change or something and you'd switch partners or take a break. There is nothing funnier than that awkward moment when a dude tries to make eye contact with a chick and move over towards her as she backs off the dance floor. Muttering something like, "I'm tired." Or, "I need a drink." LOL! Good times... good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadinho Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Hahah yepOr even just turn round and look in his boat like 'whats this prick thinking' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Or them ones EVERY man is watching that one mediocre looking girl who's grinding on any man and seeing man crowd her like vultures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxxx Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 lol seen dis few times still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Would consider sucideonly ever had a dance in year 6 thoughwas alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Or them ones EVERY man is watching that one mediocre looking girl who's grinding on any man and seeing man crowd her like vulturesSeen this in parties stillBare man around some average lookin ting while the nice ones are left all alonesome snake makes a move and breaks the silence with gossip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 BoiWho remembers when there'd be the weekend shoobs/house party and there'd be the bredda in your group who got the dirtiest rejectionThe barrage of slewage he'd get on Monday would be SICKENINGType of sh*t that'd make the slow burn slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 The worst are the four point movements. Goes something like...Guy sees a girl whining nice and so he thinks he's going to run up on that and handle his. However, little Timmy is not aware that his looks aren't up to par and the girl is in bitch mode. So, as he gets behind the girl and tries gyrate in motion with her, the girl stops and moves forward one step and then proceeds to...1 - Turn her neck 180 degrees and look at him with a plainface2 - Look him down right to his feet3 - Look back up at him with disgust in her screwed up face4 - Turn her head back to it's original position and walk off leaving poor Timmy embarassedThe whole four point movement takes about 3 three seconds, and sets new records for a quick and effective humiliation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Or them ones EVERY man is watching that one mediocre looking girl who's grinding on any man and seeing man crowd her like vulturesThere was one house party in South Kilburn where mandem were lining up to grind with one dutty gyal. I left before this happened, but I heard this girl was getting had up oin them levels where she couldn't find her bearings once stood up and left by one man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 The worst are the four point movements. Goes something like...Guy sees a girl whining nice and so he thinks he's going to run up on that and handle his. However, little Timmy is not aware that his looks aren't up to par and the girl is in bitch mode. So, as he gets behind the girl and tries gyrate in motion with her, the girl stops and moves forward one step and then proceeds to...1 - Turn her neck 180 degrees and look at him with a plainface2 - Look him down right to his feet3 - Look back up at him with disgust in her screwed up face4 - Turn her head back to it's original position and walk off leaving poor Timmy embarassedThe whole four point movement takes about 3 three seconds, and sets new records for a quick and effective humiliation.LMAO @ at same guy not being able to talk to any remotely attractive girl until the next term break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 The worst are the four point movements. Goes something like...Guy sees a girl whining nice and so he thinks he's going to run up on that and handle his. However, little Timmy is not aware that his looks aren't up to par and the girl is in bitch mode. So, as he gets behind the girl and tries gyrate in motion with her, the girl stops and moves forward one step and then proceeds to...1 - Turn her neck 180 degrees and look at him with a plainface2 - Look him down right to his feet3 - Look back up at him with disgust in her screwed up face4 - Turn her head back to it's original position and walk off leaving poor Timmy embarassedThe whole four point movement takes about 3 three seconds, and sets new records for a quick and effective humiliation. *adds to new everyday vocabulary* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 The worst are the four point movements. Goes something like...Guy sees a girl whining nice and so he thinks he's going to run up on that and handle his. However, little Timmy is not aware that his looks aren't up to par and the girl is in bitch mode. So, as he gets behind the girl and tries gyrate in motion with her, the girl stops and moves forward one step and then proceeds to...1 - Turn her neck 180 degrees and look at him with a plainface2 - Look him down right to his feet3 - Look back up at him with disgust in her screwed up face4 - Turn her head back to it's original position and walk off leaving poor Timmy embarassedThe whole four point movement takes about 3 three seconds, and sets new records for a quick and effective humiliation.LMFAOOH SO TRU! I SEEN IT HAPPEN.ITS A SHAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods Son Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 No Real gash-hunter can tell me they neva been turfed for a dance by a gyalThe 4 Point Move is a Killer though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 This is one that HURTSCheck this...I was in Miami for Spring break and I'm in this clubI started to chat to one girl and everything bless but I had to go handle something somewhere else real quick...I come back and she dancing with another breddaI'm thinking ''Minor, lemme just style it out and nod my head to the music''She LEAVES the guy mid-dance and comes over to me getting ready to dance....You're thinking errting bless right?WRONGHer friend comes out of nowhere, drapes her up and takes her back to the guy she was dancing withI'm still pissed about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 The worst are the four point movements. Goes something like...Guy sees a girl whining nice and so he thinks he's going to run up on that and handle his. However, little Timmy is not aware that his looks aren't up to par and the girl is in bitch mode. So, as he gets behind the girl and tries gyrate in motion with her, the girl stops and moves forward one step and then proceeds to...1 - Turn her neck 180 degrees and look at him with a plainface2 - Look him down right to his feet3 - Look back up at him with disgust in her screwed up face4 - Turn her head back to it's original position and walk off leaving poor Timmy embarassedThe whole four point movement takes about 3 three seconds, and sets new records for a quick and effective humiliation.LMAODescribed to perfection, the Look up and down is the killer part. Their isn't a comeback to this without looking like a prick either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agony Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 The worst are the four point movements. Goes something like...Guy sees a girl whining nice and so he thinks he's going to run up on that and handle his. However, little Timmy is not aware that his looks aren't up to par and the girl is in bitch mode. So, as he gets behind the girl and tries gyrate in motion with her, the girl stops and moves forward one step and then proceeds to...1 - Turn her neck 180 degrees and look at him with a plainface2 - Look him down right to his feet3 - Look back up at him with disgust in her screwed up face4 - Turn her head back to it's original position and walk off leaving poor Timmy embarassedThe whole four point movement takes about 3 three seconds, and sets new records for a quick and effective humiliation. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 This is one that HURTSCheck this...I was in Miami for Spring break and I'm in this clubI started to chat to one girl and everything bless but I had to go handle something somewhere else real quick...I come back and she dancing with another breddaI'm thinking ''Minor, lemme just style it out and nod my head to the music''She LEAVES the guy mid-dance and comes over to me getting ready to dance....You're thinking errting bless right?WRONGHer friend comes out of nowhere, drapes her up and takes her back to the guy she was dancing withI'm still pissed about thatAwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I've got air in a shopobs before, but NEVER EVER have I got the four point move. I have seen it absolutely shatter guy's hearts and souls. Those are the guys that proceed to done the whole dance by wreaking havoc on someone.To think...How one girl could lead to one guy shutting down an entire rave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 LOL at the 4 point movement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 No Real gash-hunter can tell me they neva been turfed for a dance by a gyalThe 4 Point Move is a Killer though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I think the 4-point is real to the 10th powerWhy do you think there's so many man starting beef and screwing next man's in clubs now...There's still bare guys recuperating from the ether they received from Latoya's rave in Crystal Palace back in year 10.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I think the 4-point is real to the 10th powerWhy do you think there's so many man starting beef and screwing next man's in clubs now...There's still bare guys recuperating from the ether they received from Latoya's rave in Crystal Palace back in year 10.... LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 i never jump on a girls back and just start whining. always approach from the front and get eye contact. you can tell if its orrrrn straight. if she dont give you the "come get me" eyes. walk straight past her like say you didnt want none in the 1st place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyeleman Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 You on SOHH ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin' Jones Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 You on SOHH ??Yezzir... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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