dj ryda Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 who has a criminal recordand whats it for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 i been pen for 3 weeks repetative GBH not allow on my local high street anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 I don'tbut onna side note...doing law is so boring...how do u law students in uni cope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlon Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Nope, Im clean.Almost did for shooting pigeons at the park with an Air Rifle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 fly as a motherf*cker girlie on my stablecoz her friends say im a tummy suckerdnt go below the navelimma take a sh*t then sleepto answer ur tingi dnt, clean, dnt intend to get one either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malika Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 who craves a kfc wen leavin pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 who craves a kfc wen leavin pen?Yeah I do.Do you know them ones when your in pen for a few months and all the other guys start looking a bit attractive? and you get a boner in the showers and everyone starts calling you gay but you know your not then they start pushing you around and you swear vengeance on alll of them then you get a new room mate and he is proper FIT and you just want to bend him over and confiscate his manhood? (no homo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 the line is a dot to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppergrain Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Buggary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppergrain Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 OOPS I meant buggery before some pompous, over zealous English nerd decides to accuse me of being doltish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 who craves a kfc wen leavin pen?Yeah I do.Do you know them ones when your in pen for a few months and all the other guys start looking a bit attractive? and you get a boner in the showers and everyone starts calling you gay but you know your not then they start pushing you around and you swear vengeance on alll of them then you get a new room mate and he is proper FIT and you just want to bend him over and confiscate his manhood? (no homo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj ryda Posted October 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 who craves a kfc wen leavin pen?Yeah I do.Do you know them ones when your in pen for a few months and all the other guys start looking a bit attractive? and you get a boner in the showers and everyone starts calling you gay but you know your not then they start pushing you around and you swear vengeance on alll of them then you get a new room mate and he is proper FIT and you just want to bend him over and confiscate his manhood? (no homo) loli was finkin that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 im not allowed to leave the england and wanted in 2 states in america...im messin jus minor cautions and warnings for fightin and affray from bak in the days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 who craves a kfc wen leavin pen?Yeah I do.Do you know them ones when your in pen for a few months and all the other guys start looking a bit attractive? and you get a boner in the showers and everyone starts calling you gay but you know your not then they start pushing you around and you swear vengeance on alll of them then you get a new room mate and he is proper FIT and you just want to bend him over and confiscate his manhood? (no homo)So what happened there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj ryda Posted October 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 im not allowed to leave the england and wanted in 2 states in america...im messin jus minor cautions and warnings for fightin and affray from bak in the days why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorpzz Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 who craves a kfc wen leavin pen?Yeah I do.Do you know them ones when your in pen for a few months and all the other guys start looking a bit attractive? and you get a boner in the showers and everyone starts calling you gay but you know your not then they start pushing you around and you swear vengeance on alll of them then you get a new room mate and he is proper FIT and you just want to bend him over and confiscate his manhood? (no homo)thought you were gay till I saw the no homo, false alarm people. everybody put away your emergency peng crack whore girls Oh yeah and I ain't got a record, I've never been caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 alasi havepissed = megot busted for 3.5g.....of Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppergrain Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'm the stupid one out of all of you, I have quite a few records compared to you lot. I feel awfully bait.Shoplifting - quite a few, infact I used my 3 cautions up on shoplifting alone.Police obstruction.ABH twice, one was where I clasped my hands together like a club and used the to beat a 60 year old widow about the head.Criminal damage twice - One for taking my teenage fustrations out on a flash car on my road the other was for throwing a bag of vomit all up the wall and all over the carpet everywhere, smashed a wide screen TV, kicked all the doors off a fitted wardrobe, smashed all the glass in a shower, pissed on a bed, got outside, threw a lawnmower motor through the back window after smashing it to pieces, then kicked the door off the shed and smashed it in whilst throwing all the objects inside in the pond, I killed some koi karp, I jumped up and down on the roof of the bitches car causing dents and whipped it to death with the hose then I threw a big metal object through the front door window and kicked the door in. I done it because I was lodging with this old fart, the widow who I beat round the head and she just one day decided to throw me out without warning, she put all my belongings in bags and then she tried to lock the door and KEEP my radio. I caused thousands of pounds worth of damage that day.I'm a gangster me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj ryda Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 loloki've jus got a public order offencefor disturbing the peace apparentlywas in ma m8s car goin 2 dj at a partyi was in the front 4 of them was in the back it was a fiesta stilthen the TAU (tactical aid unit)stopped us and was jus goin on big and bad swearin pushin me n sh*t so i jus switched den next ting 1 of dem jus bombed me n i feel right to the ground then about 3 of dem started lickin ma head in n stampin on me kickin puddles in ma face n sh*t then hand cuffed metook me station put me in a cell 4 abit and giv me a 80 pound fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'm a good girl, I don't have a criminal record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young £ Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 AffrayFailure to DisperseTheftABHRobbery (buss case)GBH (buss case)Attempted murder (buss case)Ang tight Oscar Wilson bad boy defendant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 use ur vaseline init Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young £ Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 and i got a caution for perverting the cause of justice i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppergrain Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Oh yeah and when that criminal damage came to court after breaking all those objects worth money such as a car, TV, Lawn mower, shower, wardrobe, shed, doors and windows... ... They were calculating how much compo I had to pay to the old bitch, they ADDED "damage to the hosepipe" in the costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malika Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 wen i lived near kwik save back in the day id do my shoppin in a trolly and walk out with itthis was like 8-30 in the morning i wudnt make it bait aswell never got caught for that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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