Sole Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 So im sitting in the kebab shop with my mate an this woman walks in....she's pre-orders sum kebab an the guys heatin it up b4 she goes an she says #"This is for my son he's at home he's really upset his friend died yesterday..."im sittin eatin my kebab an i fink 'thats deep' she then says "yeah he got run over buy a bus...you know one of those bendy ones"now i dont fink the kebab man even knows what she's sayin he's jus grinnin an noding backme an my friend look up at each other like WTFshe then goes "yeah he had left his mobile on the bus an was running along side the bus with my son tryinto get it to stop an he got caught in the wheel arch an ws killed..."she then started to cry an talk about his mum an sh*tf*ckin nuts cos only that day i was chattin 2 sum1 at work about it an we wer like how the f*ck do u get urself in the wheel arch of a bus?f*ckin random...wat a small world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 its sad . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 dude from my school got killed when he went to jump off the bus from the back doors. They closed on his bag and trapped him, he got dragged under the wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 rah! small world 4real, r.i.pThe media released pics of him yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.LMFFFAAAOOChasing buses, its a mugs game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.LMFAOso deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.LMFFFAAAOOChasing buses, its a mugs game.BADhaksdhkshdasaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 So im sitting in the kebab shop with my mate an this woman walks in....she's pre-orders sum kebab an the guys heatin it up b4 she goes an she says #"This is for my son he's at home he's really upset his friend died yesterday..."im sittin eatin my kebab an i fink 'thats deep' she then says "yeah he got run over buy a bus...you know one of those bendy ones"now i dont fink the kebab man even knows what she's sayin he's jus grinnin an noding backme an my friend look up at each other like WTFshe then goes "yeah he had left his mobile on the bus an was running along side the bus with my son tryinto get it to stop an he got caught in the wheel arch an ws killed..."she then started to cry an talk about his mum an sh*tf*ckin nuts cos only that day i was chattin 2 sum1 at work about it an we wer like how the f*ck do u get urself in the wheel arch of a bus?f*ckin random...wat a small world.yeh boii this is deep...i hurd about this yesterday...i was like WTF??? same as you... but i hurd his body got dragged like a mile down the road b4 the driver realised.......thats no way for a life to end...in his prime... R.I.P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StabiloBossman Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Yer sh*t Happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorpzz Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.I tried so hard not to laugh.but3fgdg5-49554rdtrta4534534frdfsdasdsasdsadsadsasdsadatescoBut ona reals R.I.P, Thats sad.But why was she striving for attention, who the hell would tell their local kebab shop geezer about something like that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StabiloBossman Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.I tried so hard not to laugh.but3fgdg5-49554rdtrta4534534frdfsdasdsasdsadsadsasdsadatescoBut ona reals R.I.P, Thats sad.But why was she striving for attention, who the hell would tell their local kebab shop geezer about something like that?? The Boy Hoo She Was Gettin The Doner For Mite Have Been A Regular And The Kebab Man Mite Have Been Like " Were Is Your Boy" And Then She Would Have Sed Rah Rah His Mate Got Dragged A Mile Around London Under A Bus Blah Blah Blah And Hes Cryin At Home But Allow Her Cryin To Get Attention Probly A Divorced Woman And She Needed Sum Male Sympathy f*ck Knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted October 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 nar i fink she was jus upperty an wanted to point out the fact that the kebab was not for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removal Man Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.LMFFFAAAOOChasing buses, its a mugs game.BADhaksdhkshdasaaaaR.I.P.dfjsnfd;bvjon;bdfbrthnbsdgbdfbasojdvnsl;djkovnssdcsdcasdcsdcsdcsgeornipofijrfsdcdcdcd*raises glass* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 nar i fink she was jus upperty an wanted to point out the fact that the kebab was not for her.Maybe she was just trying to get a free kebab?Maybe she'll be one of these that lives off someones death. Next thing you know her MSN address with be "xxKara-Louisexx RIP Bendybus boy - It was needless bruv" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 nar i fink she was jus upperty an wanted to point out the fact that the kebab was not for her.Maybe she was just trying to get a free kebab?Maybe she'll be one of these that lives off someones death. Next thing you know her MSN address with be "xxKara-Louisexx RIP Bendybus boy - It was needless bruv"Shabby name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 lol u love ur kebabs innit or was it not u who was munching a donar in the bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 At least he died doing what he loved.DEEEP, your going hell lol rip though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 lol u love ur kebabs innit or was it not u who was munching a donar in the bathLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotep Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 u lot laffin n havin keyboard fits r deeeeep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted October 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 lol u love ur kebabs innit or was it not u who was munching a donar in the bathlol f*ck off....who done that?imagine proper runnin a bath gettin in an eatin a kebab...did they run the bath an then race to the kebab shop b4 the bath over flowed or did they get the kebab firts? surely it wud be cold by the time u ran the bath?seriouss- she was a middle age woman doubt she had msn (no ageist) an her name wud defo not have beenxxKara-Louisexx RIP Bendybus boy - It was needless bruvmore like "one does not step foot in a smelly kebab shop unless someone has died" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisGustO Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Tuesday was crazy. Left my house about 7.30 and see all the roads blocked off for a long stretch even the A406 exit/entry. Next thing I hear people saying one guys body was found at 5am on the floor, it looks like he was dragged up there by a bus. Everyone was like WTF. People were standardly walking through the parts that were blocked off though to get into their roads n that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 lol u love ur kebabs innit or was it not u who was munching a donar in the bathlol f*ck off....who done that?imagine proper runnin a bath gettin in an eatin a kebab...did they run the bath an then race to the kebab shop b4 the bath over flowed or did they get the kebab firts? surely it wud be cold by the time u ran the bath?loool, swear it was I.B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Painful way to die still.His friend musa give the sickest plainface when they were running and man just dissapeared under the arch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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