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Is grinding the new word for studying?
yes
Shouldn't you be boning the Yank chick right about now?
nah it was a joke
Not a very good one.
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Pic of girl:2002079189079160113_rs.jpgI think someone asked how i met her so here goes:One of my hobbies is Tae Kwon Do, and this weekend we had a seminar with different schools around London. One of the students was this fine ass girl (who at the time I didn't know she was 20). Anyway we ended up doing some sparring and stuff, getting a little physical. I was like "nice kicks". Really though, she can kick very high ! Anyway, after the seminar we had a BBQ party at night at one of the Sensei's house. So anyway I was chilling and shooting the sh*t with her / chewing the fat. One thing led to another and before I knew it we were in her car hooking up. Afterwards I was like "oh sh*t I hope no one finds out ! " So I told her I had to get up early the next morning, and if I could get a ride home. She said she still wanted to party but she'll give me one if I really need it so I was like "nah it's ok". So I got out of her car and whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there was dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "nah, forget it- yo home to Bel-Air!" Now I work up this morning and this girl texted me some pics of her.
malinackermanflashrk0.giflol @ noone realising
LOL sickLol at this thread tho .. punk'd was a '03 ting still
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u aint bangin thatu need Prooflike them other niggas from D12
durttz u jookd dat from another user
u aint bangin thatu need Prooflike them other niggas from D12
durttz u jookd dat from another user
no...im the one who posted it b4
Yea he was, but still.RANNSOOMMM NIGGA.
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wow what a failure this was...

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just got to page 6 aqnd gave upfunniest bit is where e15 ask what does ur name stand for broken umbrella that was funnyis it really this girl or she ne girl?2002079189079160113_rs.jpg
He said she sent him the pic on msn or something, i dunno about u, but do you save files with name like "2002079189079160113_rs.jpg"
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just got to page 6 aqnd gave upfunniest bit is where e15 ask what does ur name stand for broken umbrella that was funnyis it really this girl or she ne girl?2002079189079160113_rs.jpg
He said she sent him the pic on msn or something, i dunno about u, but do you save files with name like "2002079189079160113_rs.jpg"
If I am in a rush I do. It is PI after the 57th decimal place, swear you learn that at GCSE?
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