streets. Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I have 2 statements to make.1 - When in a house, the most used game from boys on girls is "do you want a massage"2 - When and if the girl accepts the offer, the "friendly massage" always leads to sexual activityAm I correct?Make your own statements.DISCLAIMER-: dont try use the "am i correct in saying this topic is waste" cos i got there first,you dirty corn beef eating slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 yes ur right about the massageI start tickling girls and one ting leads to a next - PIMP GUIDE number 70 u man try itstroking her hair then kiss her head gently then move in 4 the kill (only works on white girls as they have hair) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Face. Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Stone Cold Steve Austin Daboh, why do you make accounts on here and ask some next level relationship questions???I don't ask if they want a massage, I ask them if they want sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 BAAABYYY DO YOU WANNNT A MASSSAGGEEEEYOU MAKE ME STEPP MY GAMMMEEE UPPPSTREETS YOU GOTS GET BACK - LITTLE BROTHER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Surely that doens't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Jr. Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Stone Cold Steve Austin DabohLOL Never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 lmao @ massage.yeah i know a few of my friends have tried that one...lol aparently it worked (led to sexual activity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 shat up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 deepnes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacle Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 When I hear the massage suggestion, and the 'lets watch a dvd' suggestion, I'm out the door, coz those two are codes for; 'let me trick you into having sex'' LONG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Well I used to do it with my girl so yeh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 its not a trickput on save the last daNce and ur in her knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 The goodbye kiss is the one.The way a girl attempts to kiss you when you leave, sets the pace for the next session beleive!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 "REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT YOUR FIRST APARTMENT? YOU USED TO HAVE CHICKS OVER?!?! WHAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE LINE YOU'LL USE TO WANNA TRY GET THEM NAKED?BABY DO WANNA A MASSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHATS IT!"- "Step Ya Game Up (Remix) - Hi-Tek Feat. Dion & Little Brother - Hi-Teknology 3 (2007)Buss those bars without prempt warning and you are getting PIE. Has to be part of the flirt before shes in your room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly Boy Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I hate to say it but I'm with Justin on this onef*ck all this beatin around the bush sh*tIf the bitch will f*ck you asking if she wants a massage aint gonna help you any more than being direct your just wasting timeHoweverOn tuesday a young lady travelled to my yard from the opposite side of London to "give me a massage".She happened to forget her massage oilsI didnt get a massageBut needless to say I did take her p*ssy for a trampoline that evening.So I guess it does workI just wouldnt do it personally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 if u put deisel in a petrol car will it work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 The goodbye kiss is the one.The way a girl attempts to kiss you when you leave, sets the pace for the next session beleive!!bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Carlos you prick! Got there before man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly Boy Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 When I hear the 'lets watch a dvd' suggestion, I'm out the door, coz those are codes for; 'let me trick you into having sex'' LONG.BITCHHow the f*ck does a nigga TRICK YOU into having sex?f*ck OUTTA HERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayy Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 When I hear the 'lets watch a dvd' suggestion, I'm out the door, coz those are codes for; 'let me trick you into having sex'' LONG.BITCHHow the f*ck does a nigga TRICK YOU into having sex?f*ck OUTTA HERE. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I'm not being funny but you deserve to be punched upIFWe haven't been friends from earlyand you think you accepting an invite to come back to my yard does not automatically mean you've just sucked my d*ck and let me f*ck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 You can't be 'tricked' into having sex. If you want it lines like that just make you feel better with yourslef about doing it. Girls are silly. I wouldn't go to a guys bedroom unless I wanted to sex him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 swear treacle slips up every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK. Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 The funniest instances are when you have a regular link rather than the first time links mention above...When you both KNOW deep down what she came for.... you can have fun in the ways in which you decided to drop that its TIME to get down to what she came for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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