Davicious X Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Got my tickets for thursday. lookin forward to it nuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today, f*cking joooookes.Too many quotables "Make KeKe minister of defence, she can bite" is the first that springs to mind.Deffo worth my money. Pissed if you didnt go. Kinda went into his own once the race jokes stopped. The Tall ppl vs. short people, fat girls vs skinny girls etc. was the best bit of the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greens Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going lol i know, when he started talking about how barack needs to get a white wife who will do what she's told, the woman next to me got up and left! i thought she went toilet or something but she actually never came back, lol. it was jokes aswell when he started talking about dating, and not knowing when to "whip it out" LMAO.. i felt sorry for all the first dates there, must have been uncomfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going lol i know, when he started talking about how barack needs to get a white wife who will do what she's told, the woman next to me got up and left! i thought she went toilet or something but she actually never came back, lol. it was jokes aswell when he started talking about dating, and not knowing when to "whip it out" LMAO.. i felt sorry for all the first dates there, must have been uncomfortable Yeah that was jooookes. I cant remember what bit it was but like about 6 people/ chavs got up and walked out but I clocked one Black boy in the crew, so I'm thinking "But wait, ah wha gwarn". They must've realised that is was £40 to get in and decided to come back. Cheap mo'fos, stand up for the cause! George Bush doesnt give a f*ck bit was jokes as well. I must admit when he kicked the race stuff man went on a roll. I think I was a bit too shy about laughing at certain tings likehow I was surrounded by White people. Where was you sitting? Nuff people were standing up right at the back, upstairs. Someone pulled a fast one and sold bare tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going lol i know, when he started talking about how barack needs to get a white wife who will do what she's told, the woman next to me got up and left! i thought she went toilet or something but she actually never came back, lol. it was jokes aswell when he started talking about dating, and not knowing when to "whip it out" LMAO.. i felt sorry for all the first dates there, must have been uncomfortable Yeah that was jooookes. I cant remember what bit it was but like about 6 people/ chavs got up and walked out but I clocked one Black boy in the crew, so I'm thinking "But wait, ah wha gwarn". They must've realised that is was £40 to get in and decided to come back. Cheap mo'fos, stand up for the cause! George Bush doesnt give a f*ck bit was jokes as well. I must admit when he kicked the race stuff man went on a roll. I think I was a bit too shy about laughing at certain tings likehow I was surrounded by White people. Where was you sitting? Nuff people were standing up right at the back, upstairs. Someone pulled a fast one and sold bare ticketsi was in the circle bit upstairs, row k, so sort of near the front. lol yeah i saw all those people congregating at the back, they were good to stand up there for 3 hours. we had pretty good seats, usually i always get some giant sitting in front of me but i had a good view this time. where were you sitting? did you catch the support acts?i didn't see the point in people walking out, i mean come on, you must have had some idea of what to expect, otherwise you're an idiot for wasting £40 on a ticket. some jokes were quite risque though, and there was one part when he was talking about sex that was really crude and disgusting.. me and my friend just looked at each other and screwed up our faces lol. i was actually meant to be going with my mum, thank god i didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going lol i know, when he started talking about how barack needs to get a white wife who will do what she's told, the woman next to me got up and left! i thought she went toilet or something but she actually never came back, lol. it was jokes aswell when he started talking about dating, and not knowing when to "whip it out" LMAO.. i felt sorry for all the first dates there, must have been uncomfortable Yeah that was jooookes. I cant remember what bit it was but like about 6 people/ chavs got up and walked out but I clocked one Black boy in the crew, so I'm thinking "But wait, ah wha gwarn". They must've realised that is was £40 to get in and decided to come back. Cheap mo'fos, stand up for the cause! George Bush doesnt give a f*ck bit was jokes as well. I must admit when he kicked the race stuff man went on a roll. I think I was a bit too shy about laughing at certain tings likehow I was surrounded by White people. Where was you sitting? Nuff people were standing up right at the back, upstairs. Someone pulled a fast one and sold bare ticketsi was in the circle bit upstairs, row k, so sort of near the front. lol yeah i saw all those people congregating at the back, they were good to stand up there for 3 hours. we had pretty good seats, usually i always get some giant sitting in front of me but i had a good view this time. where were you sitting? did you catch the support acts?i didn't see the point in people walking out, i mean come on, you must have had some idea of what to expect, otherwise you're an idiot for wasting £40 on a ticket. some jokes were quite risque though, and there was one part when he was talking about sex that was really crude and disgusting.. me and my friend just looked at each other and screwed up our faces lol. i was actually meant to be going with my mum, thank god i didn't.Yeah they should have expected that. I dont remember what row I was, in the middle up top. Dont go on like you never sucked the cum out of a dude's d*ck til he could read Arabic before :DThe only time a that whole sketch about when you can call a person a bad name faggot, nigga was funny, as well as his neighbourhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going lol i know, when he started talking about how barack needs to get a white wife who will do what she's told, the woman next to me got up and left! i thought she went toilet or something but she actually never came back, lol. it was jokes aswell when he started talking about dating, and not knowing when to "whip it out" LMAO.. i felt sorry for all the first dates there, must have been uncomfortable Yeah that was jooookes. I cant remember what bit it was but like about 6 people/ chavs got up and walked out but I clocked one Black boy in the crew, so I'm thinking "But wait, ah wha gwarn". They must've realised that is was £40 to get in and decided to come back. Cheap mo'fos, stand up for the cause!George Bush doesnt give a f*ck bit was jokes as well. I must admit when he kicked the race stuff man went on a roll. I think I was a bit too shy about laughing at certain tings likehow I was surrounded by White people. Where was you sitting? Nuff people were standing up right at the back, upstairs. Someone pulled a fast one and sold bare ticketsi was in the circle bit upstairs, row k, so sort of near the front. lol yeah i saw all those people congregating at the back, they were good to stand up there for 3 hours. we had pretty good seats, usually i always get some giant sitting in front of me but i had a good view this time. where were you sitting? did you catch the support acts?i didn't see the point in people walking out, i mean come on, you must have had some idea of what to expect, otherwise you're an idiot for wasting £40 on a ticket. some jokes were quite risque though, and there was one part when he was talking about sex that was really crude and disgusting.. me and my friend just looked at each other and screwed up our faces lol. i was actually meant to be going with my mum, thank god i didn't.Yeah they should have expected that. I dont remember what row I was, in the middle up top. Dont go on like you never sucked the cum out of a dude's d*ck til he could read Arabic before :DThe only time a that whole sketch about when you can call a person a bad name faggot, nigga was funny, as well as his neighbourhoodlol yeah that was the part, ugh. the way just he dropped it randomly as well. apart from that bit, i think he linked all the topics together really well.. there wasn't really a part where i thought wtf was hilarious when he was about to tell the audience whether white people could say nigga or not, and he said "i know this is what all the white folks came for" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Went today aswell. Sick show deffo worth the money, man is the best when it comes to racial and relationship jokes, and as a tall person I was bussin up at the tall vs short jokes.Support guy was sick aswell, he should of stayed on a bit longer tho.too many quotables...Im a short guy but "Fe fi fo fum" I was bussing upthat whole part was jokes.. "look at these broke bastards!" he's definitely at his best when talking about relationships/sex imo.. i was cracking up at the whole "i'll give you 2 good ones, then three bad ones" thing. the hilary/obama jokes were quite good as well.all in all, a really good showOh yeah that was funny as well."Baby I aint going nowhere" was so much joke and so real. On a sidenote I know nuff people were vex in their when he said the real reason Barack cant win is 'cause he has a Black wife. to start with but saw where he was going when he started bussing jokeThats what I give him ratings for 'cause he really doesnt give a f*ck, man will speak race sh*t infront of White people in England (we all know division lines are blatant in America) and not care. Interracial partners must've been pissed in there as well. "Black man will f*ck any White girl" bit was jokes but tense. Spoilers are used for a reason, dont look if your going lol i know, when he started talking about how barack needs to get a white wife who will do what she's told, the woman next to me got up and left! i thought she went toilet or something but she actually never came back, lol. it was jokes aswell when he started talking about dating, and not knowing when to "whip it out" LMAO.. i felt sorry for all the first dates there, must have been uncomfortable Yeah that was jooookes. I cant remember what bit it was but like about 6 people/ chavs got up and walked out but I clocked one Black boy in the crew, so I'm thinking "But wait, ah wha gwarn". They must've realised that is was £40 to get in and decided to come back. Cheap mo'fos, stand up for the cause!George Bush doesnt give a f*ck bit was jokes as well. I must admit when he kicked the race stuff man went on a roll. I think I was a bit too shy about laughing at certain tings likehow I was surrounded by White people. Where was you sitting? Nuff people were standing up right at the back, upstairs. Someone pulled a fast one and sold bare ticketsi was in the circle bit upstairs, row k, so sort of near the front. lol yeah i saw all those people congregating at the back, they were good to stand up there for 3 hours. we had pretty good seats, usually i always get some giant sitting in front of me but i had a good view this time. where were you sitting? did you catch the support acts?i didn't see the point in people walking out, i mean come on, you must have had some idea of what to expect, otherwise you're an idiot for wasting £40 on a ticket. some jokes were quite risque though, and there was one part when he was talking about sex that was really crude and disgusting.. me and my friend just looked at each other and screwed up our faces lol. i was actually meant to be going with my mum, thank god i didn't.Yeah they should have expected that. I dont remember what row I was, in the middle up top. Dont go on like you never sucked the cum out of a dude's d*ck til he could read Arabic before :DThe only time a that whole sketch about when you can call a person a bad name faggot, nigga was funny, as well as his neighbourhoodlol yeah that was the part, ugh. the way just he dropped it randomly as well. apart from that bit, i think he linked all the topics together really well.. there wasn't really a part where i thought wtf was hilarious when he was about to tell the audience whether white people could say nigga or not, and he said "i know this is what all the white folks came for" Yeah the show was smooth and pro. The way he used previous jokes into to current ones was brilliant.LOL @ Anna Nicole Smith's bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 yeah that was funny. i heard a load of protesting going on behind me when he said all black men love fat white women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpzz Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 get a room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 yeah that was funny. i heard a load of protesting going on behind me when he said all black men love fat white women Pathetic. It is true though. Oh sh*t what was it big tits and sloppy tits. Your in it 'til you start to lose all sense of time. And oh that reminds me, 30 minute break and the time game. Play that game all the time Ahh man, was joke. To think I nearly never made it and no I missed the warm-up act (had some business to sort out) heard he was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubez Fresco Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Good seats. Didn't wanna sit too close, never know what comedians are coming with these days lmao.lol, nobody wants to be "that guy in the audience"His coming The 02 apparently 23rd May Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Just got back from seeing Chris. He smacked it for well over an hour but if Im honest the opening act was more original and maybe even funnierLMFAO all nightChris did get even more RAW though especially on the cum sucking bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Whats the name of the lil wayne song he plays at the end of the show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 WOW... Just booked six tickets for 23rd May. there's only five more left in the whole venue.They went on sale 36 minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 WOW... Just booked six tickets for 23rd May. there's only five more left in the whole venue.They went on sale 36 minutes ago.He's coming back?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Whats the name of the lil wayne song he plays at the end of the show?Playaz Circle feat Lil Wayne - Duffle Bag BoyAnd I posted the link to the o2 show in the LIVE sticky, shoulda checked or been online yesterday Miss Lovelyhttp://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?show...20&start=20Last or 2nd to last post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm tryna book tickets now, but its sayin sme rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I think you should give me your number, just so I can alert you to things like this. I wont use it for other purposes, I swear. I'll be like informative spamAlso, many of those tickets didnt go on sale to the general public, a lot have been sold to brokers that sell at a higher price and were sold to them from weeks maybe months ago. Check some websites but it will most prob be from 60+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Ticketmaster site is f*ckED, didn't work from the start. Ring 0844 844 0202 and cross your fingers homegirl.Had to get mine as three lots of two seats cos there were none together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I am NOT paying £60+, id rather watch him on dvd. But im still trying ticketmaster.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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