Have you ever been this drunk?

[zlastboss]

When i was at Tenerife.I just went out somewhere, my boys left me, and when i woke up i was back at my hotel. Man didnt even have the key to the door lolDon't remember anything that happened, had all my valubles in my pocket as well. Hate them ones, you don't even know how you got back or what you did, apart from getting pissed.

i call that autopilot modehappens all the time lol

[the_one]

went some girls yard with few bredrins and my girl and som'a her matesme and my boy started shotting vodka( i already drank about8-10 beers and some vodka and coke )all i remember was drinking vodka shots, then jamming on couchfount out next dayi was collapsed on the girls toliet being sick got in taxi to go my girls yard, and i was chatting bare fraff to cab drivergot to my girls yard had to get striped to my boxerswas being sick all on my girls bed, on her side and pillowand me and my boy went through 2-3 bottles of vodka, i only remember doing 1 lolwoke up non the wiser, little hung over so had fry up and was blessed

Bottles?spleen, u wouldnt have a liver left if u had that much unless your sum heavyweight big show.

[Gundam]

When i was at Tenerife.I just went out somewhere, my boys left me, and when i woke up i was back at my hotel. Man didnt even have the key to the door lolDon't remember anything that happened, had all my valubles in my pocket as well. Hate them ones, you don't even know how you got back or what you did, apart from getting pissed.

i call that autopilot modehappens all the time lol

lol I could have banged some nice chick and i wouldn't even have known. Spent the whole of the next day figuring what i done or what i could remember.

[FreeMason]

went some girls yard with few bredrins and my girl and som'a her matesme and my boy started shotting vodka( i already drank about8-10 beers and some vodka and coke )all i remember was drinking vodka shots, then jamming on couchfount out next dayi was collapsed on the girls toliet being sick got in taxi to go my girls yard, and i was chatting bare fraff to cab drivergot to my girls yard had to get striped to my boxerswas being sick all on my girls bed, on her side and pillowand me and my boy went through 2-3 bottles of vodka, i only remember doing 1 lolwoke up non the wiser, little hung over so had fry up and was blessed

Bottles?spleen, u wouldnt have a liver left if u had that much unless your sum heavyweight big show.

Talking sh*t init.

[Maxxx]

went some girls yard with few bredrins and my girl and som'a her matesme and my boy started shotting vodka( i already drank about8-10 beers and some vodka and coke )all i remember was drinking vodka shots, then jamming on couchfount out next dayi was collapsed on the girls toliet being sick got in taxi to go my girls yard, and i was chatting bare fraff to cab drivergot to my girls yard had to get striped to my boxerswas being sick all on my girls bed, on her side and pillowand me and my boy went through 2-3 bottles of vodka, i only remember doing 1 lolwoke up non the wiser, little hung over so had fry up and was blessed

Bottles?spleen, u wouldnt have a liver left if u had that much unless your sum heavyweight big show.

Talking sh*t init.

lol kool famDun know

[Soca Junkie]

Rah boy...luckly I have people around me if I get too drunk... but allow shittin urself lmaoWorst was when I had to be carried out the club by bouncers coz I couldn't walk...the shame.

[Maxxx]

Remember few girls from skl had there stomach pumped

[Lieutenant]

first night in magaluf i was all over the shop, we was drinking bacardi and campers on the plane there, got there about 9pm and went straight out raving and continued drinking.i remember some welsh ting i was moving to from the hotel on the way there helping me out and carrying me backnext thing i no is im in my apartment on my own sleeping, wake up bout 6am and went to find everyone.found out i spent 20 euros on roses for this bitch, got bumped spending 28 euros on 4 vodka red bulls, fell asleep in this girls apartment then was moved to my apartment.blatently coul of beat it ut she left the next morning nice thick lighty aswell

[Guest haze-e]

ROFL COPTER

[Lieutenant]

ROFL COPTER

copter?

[Guest haze-e]

ROFL COPTER

copter?

Copter.Copter fam.

[zlastboss]

ROFL COPTER

copter?

[Scorpzz]

when i was doing my media exam today when taking notes on the movie clip i wrote 'rofl' after a sentencethen when i was done i drew a couple lazer firings on the table i need to cut back on the dosage of them pics.

[zlastboss]

when i was doing my media exam today when taking notes on the movie clip i wrote 'rofl' after a sentencethen when i was done i drew a couple lazer firings on the table i need to cut back on the dosage of them pics.

yeh buy sum LOL'er skates or summin

[Flojo]

Drunkest I have ever got is I was hotting up nuff people saying "Are you trying to take me for a fruitcake fam?! Do I look like raisins, dough, bananas?! Do I look like you can put me in the oven?". I also fell over and was laying on the floor until someone decided to pick me up off of it. Also was walking round in circles in the girl's garden talking on the phone to my girlfriend and my trousers were falling down. Got taken home, and carried into bed. Thankfully, I didn't get a hangover or throw up.

LOL

[Dipset]

LOL wowOnly ever been drunk once .. after that i was like never again [kept to my word still]smh at me gettin drunk up on couple shots .. throwing up twice .. taximan refusing to take me .. then waking up at my friends yard confused .. Never again

[LemonGuy]

Fell asleep at a bus stop one time (only for like 10 minutes, but thats more than enough). Also, one time I was walking down the M1, that was not a good look either.

[Cipher]

LOL wowOnly ever been drunk once .. after that i was like never again [kept to my word still]smh at me gettin drunk up on couple shots .. throwing up twice .. taximan refusing to take me .. then waking up at my friends yard confused .. Never again

tbh, when I see people ill with hangovers n sh*t, i just think good.Whatch when all you gyal get raped, you make it so easy aswell....

[LemonGuy]

LOL wowOnly ever been drunk once .. after that i was like never again [kept to my word still]smh at me gettin drunk up on couple shots .. throwing up twice .. taximan refusing to take me .. then waking up at my friends yard confused .. Never again

tbh, when I see people ill with hangovers n sh*t, i just think good.Whatch when all you gyal get raped, you make it so easy aswell....

DUN KNO!

[Maxxx]

its deep when u can't remember NOTHING at allits f*ckkkd how all u can remember is starting to drink and f*ckall after lol

[Mz Boyage]

Drunkest I have ever got is I was hotting up nuff people saying "Are you trying to take me for a fruitcake fam?! Do I look like raisins, dough, bananas?! Do I look like you can put me in the oven?". I also fell over and was laying on the floor until someone decided to pick me up off of it. Also was walking round in circles in the girl's garden talking on the phone to my girlfriend and my trousers were falling down. Got taken home, and carried into bed. Thankfully, I didn't get a hangover or throw up.

ROFL....

[Blackstock]

I have seen a dude totally spoil himself (Im talking allover himself) coz he musave been some nex level of drunk.sh*t is enough to put me off ever getting wasted like that for life. (no pun)

[zlastboss]

i cant stand people who cant handle their drink

[gemma]

i always collapse in random places or vomit like uncontrollably when i was in miami i apparently spent the whole night lookin for t-pain lol

[Mz Boyage]

when i was in miami i apparently spent the whole night lookin for t-pain lol

lmaoallow getting to the levels of drunk displayed in here.... but i have been in a situation were i had no idea what had happened the night before...lmao... luckly i was in a safe enviroment, with family around me ..lol was a great night tho but i dont really drink no mor, so situations like this will not be happeneing 2 me (i hope)