Cipher Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Ffs.ok.Everytime I walk down brixton road.Some lil black guy with a beard comes to me like "excuse me big man, my electricity jus cut out, could you borrow me a pound, just a pound to keep it on you know"Its like, first time man come, I gave him £1. I was like, this guy doesnt looktoo much like a druggie, so meh.Then AGAIN he comes with the same story reh reh reh I need a pound cuz my electriciy cut out.IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED MONEY FOR A NICE RELAXING SMOKE OF CRACK, I WOULD ALLOW YOU BUT DON'T BULLSHIT ME.Used to happen in clapham junciton/battersea too, some lightskin bre used to ask me for money to fix his house or something every night when I was walking home from my girls, DESPITE the fact he asked me the night before, but didnt remember because he was so cracked out of his mind.smh.Have any regular fiends ask you for dough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 just give them a ghanaian 500 cedi coinlooks just like a pound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpzz Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 YUP whenever i go to the high street in my bits there's always the same fiends about, the one that's always there without fail waits next to a bus stop because the path is narrow so he can ask every1 that walks by.why the f*ck do they always ask for some wierd amount? 19p? 53p?wtf loli remember one time when i went to the corner shop some fiend asked me for 10p, ugliest mothaf*ck i ever saw eyes were all red and sh*t i felt like punchin him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 lol there's a woman in balham who sits outside the moon under the water (whatever its called) pub and always says "hello mum" or "it's my birthday today" then asks for money, she rolls with fat man that sells batteries. They used to get on my nerves man lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxYourDadUp Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Some Asian crackhead bre that lives on the adjoining road at the end of mine must of asked me for a £1 one time to use phonebox, as his girl is in hospital and he has no credit so I just lowed him... he told me he would pay me back...So these times man finds out his a crackhead, I see him again and he comes to my window again and drops the EXACT SAME STORY, I pushed him all the way down the road using the bumper of my car.Next time I see him he came with the P but I lowed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 My electricity had ran out ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 dont give him nothing these cunts f*cking piss me off i can almost guarenteed the guy brought a stella or went bookies get these d*ckheads in clapton one guy thought he could intimidate me 2am and im dressed smart Just switch most of them are pussys and the ones who aint are drug addicts who try and fenbd it but the drugs have made dem dense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 wos ffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 wos ffs?Flying Food Store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 I only give to the most creative story. If they entertained me they get paid but i aint givin up the loot 4 nuthin less than a little entertainment.Dude comes to me in a suite talkin bout can I lend him a fiver cos he left his wallet at home and his wife was locked out the house with no key and no money so he had to rush home.I told him to tell his wife to jam at the neighbors house and I walked on by.Was entertaining tho.MEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The one ive heard is "my cars jus run outta petrol and i need to get my kids from skool, i aint got nomore so cud u spare me a pound" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRACKTRO Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 There's some guy that sells Big Issues outside Waitrose on my way to college, he sneezed on my coffee once, that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Theres on guy that always approaches heads by the cash machine in my bits... asking for 50p or £1 for petrol. Do I look stupid? Petrol? Wheres your car? Shaaaatap. Obviously I don't get brave... Im nex to a cash machine with dosh in my hand... I just say... I aint got change...har har. Then run off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The one ive heard is "my cars jus run outta petrol and i need to get my kids from skool, i aint got nomore so cud u spare me a pound"'can u help us with some change to get a taxi to my cousins in mitcham, theres been a family incident.'me-nothem- o ok thats kool. (do you know anywhere we can get some gear)me-*gimme ten minutes*true story. KMTDamn criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINKY Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 they give me joke u can switch on them they dont say nothing for like 3 weeks then they start again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The one ive heard is "my cars jus run outta petrol and i need to get my kids from skool, i aint got nomore so cud u spare me a pound"'can u help us with some change to get a taxi to my cousins in mitcham, theres been a family incident.'me-nothem- o ok thats kool. (do you know anywhere we can get some gear)me-*gimme ten minutes*true story. KMTDamn criminal.u were meant to get me off the roads since 06. its 08 now janay and i still havent had 'my year'. i blame u for giving up on me. swear u wanted to be a youth offender worker aswell. tut tut.Your too far to be helped sunny jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyOG Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Theres one woman that sits outside the thai restaurant down the road from my apartment. One time I was coming back from sainsburys and it was pissing with rain and she was sitting on the floor on the rain. I offered her my umbrella and she said no. Then I thought, I'll just give her the spare change in my purse. How pissed was I when I found out I have given her £5 just for a score. I try not to give beggars money because I know I'm just funding their drug habit. I'd rather buy them some food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Theres 1 lightskin bre, not even that old, always asking for change around NW, Wembley Park station last time I saw him, he try ask me for money, I had to remind his ass I gave him some last night.Coming out the car 1 time in Wembley and I hear some1 scream"EXCUSE ME GRANDFADA"So I turn round and see 1 coolie man, come exactly like Supercat, hard Jamaican accent, but anyway"EXCUSE ME GRANDFADA, CAN YOU SPARE ME A LICKLE 50P GRANDFADA"Man stunk of booze so I just wanted him away quick, reached in my pocket and gave him some change."TANKYOU VERY MUCH GRANDFADA"I was bussing up still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Just out of curiousty... what course do you study at uni Janay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The ones I absolutely hate is the ones who give some sob story on the train."Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disturb your train ride but at the moment I am homeless and last night I was lucky enough to have money to stay at a shelter and use their shower facilities but today I havent got enough. If you could find it in ur heart to spare some change Id be more than grateful. God bless"KMT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Just out of curiousty... what course do you study at uni Janay?Sociology with Youth Justice at shitty middlesex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removal Man Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 why the f*ck do they always ask for some wierd amount? 19p? 53p?wtf lolcos they start uppin it as soon as u get your wallet out, my girl got caught that way, i say 'caught' but the guy got nothin in the endno-one ever gets nothin from me, i'd like to think of myself an unapproachable, i dont even see them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Theres 1 lightskin bre, not even that old, always asking for change around NW, Wembley Park station last time I saw him, he try ask me for money, I had to remind his ass I gave him some last night.Coming out the car 1 time in Wembley and I hear some1 scream"EXCUSE ME GRANDFADA"So I turn round and see 1 coolie man, come exactly like Supercat, hard Jamaican accent, but anyway"EXCUSE ME GRANDFADA, CAN YOU SPARE ME A LICKLE 50P GRANDFADA"Man stunk of booze so I just wanted him away quick, reached in my pocket and gave him some change."TANKYOU VERY MUCH GRANDFADA"I was bussing up still.Grandfada u kno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyOG Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The ones I absolutely hate is the ones who give some sob story on the train."Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disturb your train ride but at the moment I am homeless and last night I was lucky enough to have money to stay at a shelter and use their shower facilities but today I havent got enough. If you could find it in ur heart to spare some change Id be more than grateful. God bless"KMT Them ones that tug on your heart strings. They always say God bless you like say its gonna soften your heart to give them money.LMFAO Rimacs story was jokes. I was creasing when I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Just out of curiousty... what course do you study at uni Janay?Sociology with Youth Justice at shitty middlesex.LOL at shitty Middlesex... why does everyone hate that uni?Safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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