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My friends dad does this. He asks for something to keep until they come with the fare, if they don't have anything he'll be spiteful and drive them back to where he picked them up.
Some Paki prick tried boying man like that time ago still. Split a cab with a guy from college, was like 4am in Central so we was struggling to get a taxi. Anyway guy rolls down window and we goes "can u drop one of us off in Archway and one in Stoke Newington. Says he'll do it for a sum of cash up front [can't remember amount], wasn't really sure if this was a deal or not at the time. So he takes my mate to Stoke Newington first, fare's suttin around a tenner can't remember exactly, but at this point i'm realising it's never gonna cost the full fare what we agreed on to get to my yard. Anyway, guy pulls up outside my yard, meter shows he owes me £8, so i politely ask man for my change. Guy tries telling me he don't have any change. So I look into his little bag, see a few fivers and bare pound coins. Then this paki prick tries telling man i can have a pound and he can't afford anything else. So I'm like nah boss I want £8 u see it. Guy turns the car round and starts to drive back cos I wouldn't get out. So I go "alright mate, llow it, pull over and I'll get out". Guy stops in the road, I undo my seatbelt and punch him in the face as hard as I can with two right hooks. Got out, slammed the door shut and bombed it back to my yard and locked the front door.
would of done something similar but i would of taken my money tbf.
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I just take all over my clothes off, run towards the cab and say "hurry up, he's coming, this big bloke"then once in the cab i say i got caught with this guys wife and i had to run offand that if he gives me his address ILL pop the money aroundworks every timealthough the cost of the clothes generally outways the benefits of not paying for the cab

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"Yeah I'm old school like bumping a cab"lol @ me becoming proper pally pally with my cab driver, having the money to pay him, asking him to stop at a cash point, him bumping off two pound from my fare, and me still running off. Guy was bare safe as well.
loli remember a few weeks ago, im on my way from rusholme to old trafford late sunday night , guy tryed charging me some stupid price, i only have like 3 quid on me in 50psi say i need to stop at a cashpoint , hes like okay no problem, where are the cashpoints in old t, so i direct him to the garage fully knowing that the cash machine there is broke.get back in the car, tell him , the cash machine is messed up, we will have to go to a next cash machine, he is like ' where is the nearest one to your destination', i say, this one right here.he is quite sympathectic, drives to my friends house which was my destination and says just give me the 3 quid.didnt even seem pissed with me either.
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i can just remember the crazy titch taxi thing from his dvd
was watching this with my friends the other day. You know titch did actually pay the guy, he slyly dropped some coins into the cabinet thingy on the door, you can hear the coins drop.
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i can just remember the crazy titch taxi thing from his dvd
was watching this with my friends the other day. You know titch did actually pay the guy, he slyly dropped some coins into the cabinet thingy on the door, you can hear the coins drop.
It was scripted innit, he paid the guy.
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My friends dad does this. He asks for something to keep until they come with the fare, if they don't have anything he'll be spiteful and drive them back to where he picked them up.
Some Paki prick tried boying man like that time ago still. Split a cab with a guy from college, was like 4am in Central so we was struggling to get a taxi. Anyway guy rolls down window and we goes "can u drop one of us off in Archway and one in Stoke Newington. Says he'll do it for a sum of cash up front [can't remember amount], wasn't really sure if this was a deal or not at the time. So he takes my mate to Stoke Newington first, fare's suttin around a tenner can't remember exactly, but at this point i'm realising it's never gonna cost the full fare what we agreed on to get to my yard. Anyway, guy pulls up outside my yard, meter shows he owes me £8, so i politely ask man for my change. Guy tries telling me he don't have any change. So I look into his little bag, see a few fivers and bare pound coins. Then this paki prick tries telling man i can have a pound and he can't afford anything else. So I'm like nah boss I want £8 u see it. Guy turns the car round and starts to drive back cos I wouldn't get out. So I go "alright mate, llow it, pull over and I'll get out". Guy stops in the road, I undo my seatbelt and punch him in the face as hard as I can with two right hooks. Got out, slammed the door shut and bombed it back to my yard and locked the front door.
Strong racism
:D:D lol@ this guy writing essays on his racially motivated assaults on a taxi driver
LMAOBut lol at anybody who thinks the cab driver didn't get back to the station and tell people about the "nigger" who just assaulted him.
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if u want money off from taxi drivers pretend u r from where they are from... say uve got familly there... always works 4 meobviously this might seem slightly bizarre if you are african and start claiming you have an aunty in karachi
Come from a muslim background, I just drop asalamalaikum (spelling is raw!) and I'm in.
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"Yeah I'm old school like bumping a cab"lol @ me becoming proper pally pally with my cab driver, having the money to pay him, asking him to stop at a cash point, him bumping off two pound from my fare, and me still running off. Guy was bare safe as well.
kinda snakey
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i can just remember the crazy titch taxi thing from his dvd
was watching this with my friends the other day. You know titch did actually pay the guy, he slyly dropped some coins into the cabinet thingy on the door, you can hear the coins drop.
going to watch now
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i can just remember the crazy titch taxi thing from his dvd
was watching this with my friends the other day. You know titch did actually pay the guy, he slyly dropped some coins into the cabinet thingy on the door, you can hear the coins drop.
going to watch now
hummmi hurd that
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I just take all over my clothes off, run towards the cab and say "hurry up, he's coming, this big bloke"then once in the cab i say i got caught with this guys wife and i had to run offand that if he gives me his address ILL pop the money aroundworks every timealthough the cost of the clothes generally outways the benefits of not paying for the cab
going on like a cabby wouldnt drive past and feel no wayi got cab from edmonton to essex.... man told me 40 return i said live pick me up at 4am i agreed this on the phone i was leaving ends at 11ishin the cab now i show man wear to pick me up from hes like "i come back in 1 hour yh" he wanted the money in advance aswellthought f*ck it and walked out he started screaming at me and threatening me i turn around and saywhat time you coming back to get your money.... hes like 4 o clock bossim doing my ting now and round 2.30 i get a call some guys talking really fast down the phone saying hes ready to pick me up outsideknow the way i didnt leave until 4.30 gave him his Pall the journey back to ends hes telling me a sob story about having to pick up his kids from ealing or some sh*t at 6 like this fassy didnt agree with me on the phone already the dealim actually vexed off this
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I just take all over my clothes off, run towards the cab and say "hurry up, he's coming, this big bloke"then once in the cab i say i got caught with this guys wife and i had to run offand that if he gives me his address ILL pop the money aroundworks every timealthough the cost of the clothes generally outways the benefits of not paying for the cab
:D :D :D :D last line kills it
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