WTF I NEED HELP

[DirtyChin]

MOTHERf*ckING sh*t. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY d*ck, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY c*ck. HOLY f*ck*ng sh*t DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????

[Guest Risky]

[FreeMason]

Usually drinkUsually write fabbles

[Mr Q]

[Beavis]

wash your chin you filthy c*nt

[Jam]

smh

[FreeMason]

[Skola]

[jellybone]

Well firstly... the pain might be a blood clot or you could have been raped. I know of a sex act where they stick a thin metal pole into the penis, someone might have done that to you as you slept.Also... you must be ok since you typed up the situation online. Go to the doctor and he can check it out for you.

[Mr Q]

I know of a sex act where they stick a thin metal pole into the penis, someone might have done that to you as you slept.

[Angelo]

lmfao

[Guest28]

IM JUST LIVING MY LIFE U CAN HATE IF U WANT ILL SITTING OUTSIDE WHIT THE OVEN MITS ONPULL UP DDDAATT BUMBAAACARRRRTT WAH U DEAL WID

[Aquaman]

[Kaiser]

wash your chin you filthy c*nt

was gonna say that great minds eh

[jellybone]

I know of a sex act where they stick a thin metal pole into the penis, someone might have done that to you as you slept.

Someone told me that their friend who was in their 30's or something had a terrible pain down below and the doctor found a small metal pole inside of the penis. It's a gay sex act, apparently.

[drifterman]

I know of a sex act where they stick a thin metal pole into the penis, someone might have done that to you as you slept.

Someone told me that their friend who was in their 30's or something had a terrible pain down below and the doctor found a small metal pole inside of the penis. It's a gay sex act, apparently.

no need 4 it

[Fearless-Guy]

sh*t was SO cash

[Stamina Man]

lol