Worst Sexual Experiences

[Em Dott]

Sav had one of the funniest stories where his windscreen smashed. I was actually laughing out loud for ages.

[Shawn_Carter]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

[missBee]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

[A Bit Better]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

[Kaiser]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

fdgfhghLMFAO

[Kaiser]

bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers.

fthghghLMFAO*spuds*thats me a few weeks ago

[missBee]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

[A Bit Better]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

Yes I am hurt lol. Yeah OK if he's a prick then fine. But really you should give man another chance. I put it down but I flopped once. Happens to every guy... You could be missing some goodish.

[missBee]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

Yes I am hurt lol. Yeah OK if he's a prick then fine. But really you should give man another chance. I put it down but I flopped once. Happens to every guy... You could be missing some goodish.

lol ye i know it happens to every guy. but i dont think another chance would be a good idea..it happened for a reason.. i wasnt meant to sleep with him so im glad he flopped lol thats why i wasnt 'heartless' about it because it would have been soooo easy to laugh at him until he felt sooo small but he did me a favour..so im not going back to that. it was a bad idea to start with. he was just going to start bragging that he slept with me & stuff

[Flojo]

Sav had one of the funniest stories where his windscreen smashed. I was actually laughing out loud for ages.

lol I remember this one, the gyal tried to slyly laugh about it and he got vexed.

[BLACK VICTIM]

f*ck*ng some chick and i was straining too hard and sh*t all over her mums bed, told that bitch to fix me a drink or something

[Angelo]

Sav had one of the funniest stories where his windscreen smashed. I was actually laughing out loud for ages.

lol What happened?

[Em Dott]

bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers.

LMAOI did this before. I hadn't lashed for time and it was over real quick. I was pretending to be vex like "What the f*ck is up with this condom?". Took it off and threw on another real quick and carried on trying to beat even though my ting was going flaccid real quick. The intensity I was trying to beat this ting with in order to keep my sh*t hard was joke when I think back.

[markthespot]

lol yeah your trying to keep bangin it but you can slowly feel it loosing its life (No Homez)

[A Bit Better]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

Yes I am hurt lol. Yeah OK if he's a prick then fine. But really you should give man another chance. I put it down but I flopped once. Happens to every guy... You could be missing some goodish.

lol ye i know it happens to every guy. but i dont think another chance would be a good idea..it happened for a reason.. i wasnt meant to sleep with him so im glad he flopped lol thats why i wasnt 'heartless' about it because it would have been soooo easy to laugh at him until he felt sooo small but he did me a favour..so im not going back to that. it was a bad idea to start with. he was just going to start bragging that he slept with me & stuff

The way you're talking I'm almost shook you're the chick that I was with when it happened to me lol. She was like "I guess it wasn't meant to be." She meant it in a sympathetic way but I think silence would have been more appropriate. And she told nobody which I appreciated.

[Kim]

too many

[missBee]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

Yes I am hurt lol. Yeah OK if he's a prick then fine. But really you should give man another chance. I put it down but I flopped once. Happens to every guy... You could be missing some goodish.

lol ye i know it happens to every guy. but i dont think another chance would be a good idea..it happened for a reason.. i wasnt meant to sleep with him so im glad he flopped lol thats why i wasnt 'heartless' about it because it would have been soooo easy to laugh at him until he felt sooo small but he did me a favour..so im not going back to that. it was a bad idea to start with. he was just going to start bragging that he slept with me & stuff

The way you're talking I'm almost shook you're the chick that I was with when it happened to me lol. She was like "I guess it wasn't meant to be." She meant it in a sympathetic way but I think silence would have been more appropriate. And she told nobody which I appreciated.

lol dont scare me now. we all know this world is waaaay too small!!i didnt tell him that tho. was just like "erm are you ok?" then got dressed & said bye lol. the good thing is that he cant tell anyone that i was going to do anything with him lol. not to be rude but he is not even my type what the hell was i thinking?! roasting i guess..i dodged a bullet there..

[L]

how bout breaking my f*ck*ng bedThat chick txt me the other day aswell, I was sleepin.Oh and f*ck*ng a chick (not a V reg, coz i took her V a month before). Pull out and seee baaaaare blood on my d*ck.. Not cool at all, it was dark coz as soon as i saw that sh*t I got up, went bathroom and scrubbed my d*ck for like 5 minutes (no wankoff)

[Guest M12 Part 2]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

Yes I am hurt lol. Yeah OK if he's a prick then fine. But really you should give man another chance. I put it down but I flopped once. Happens to every guy... You could be missing some goodish.

lol ye i know it happens to every guy. but i dont think another chance would be a good idea..it happened for a reason.. i wasnt meant to sleep with him so im glad he flopped lol thats why i wasnt 'heartless' about it because it would have been soooo easy to laugh at him until he felt sooo small but he did me a favour..so im not going back to that. it was a bad idea to start with. he was just going to start bragging that he slept with me & stuff

The way you're talking I'm almost shook you're the chick that I was with when it happened to me lol. She was like "I guess it wasn't meant to be." She meant it in a sympathetic way but I think silence would have been more appropriate. And she told nobody which I appreciated.

lol dont scare me now. we all know this world is waaaay too small!!i didnt tell him that tho. was just like "erm are you ok?" then got dressed & said bye lol. the good thing is that he cant tell anyone that i was going to do anything with him lol. not to be rude but he is not even my type what the hell was i thinking?! roasting i guess..i dodged a bullet there..

u need to stop baiting urself out on here.especially as i KNOW thats not the way this story happend

[missBee]

this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time...

lolyou repulsed him so much he couldnt even get hard?deeeeeeep

lol its ok if you want to put it that way. the things some people say to make themeselves feel good..oh wel..

f*ck you for not being sympathetic. Heartless bitch!

lol wow you are sounding a bit hurt there..i was sympathetic enough by not saying anything to anyone & continuing as normal.he is the type of guy that likes to brag & brag about how he can please a lady & when we were talking i even told him not to blow his own horn & he kept going on & on about himself.then he flopped.i was just like ooh.. we are cool still but not going there again lol

Yes I am hurt lol. Yeah OK if he's a prick then fine. But really you should give man another chance. I put it down but I flopped once. Happens to every guy... You could be missing some goodish.

lol ye i know it happens to every guy. but i dont think another chance would be a good idea..it happened for a reason.. i wasnt meant to sleep with him so im glad he flopped lol thats why i wasnt 'heartless' about it because it would have been soooo easy to laugh at him until he felt sooo small but he did me a favour..so im not going back to that. it was a bad idea to start with. he was just going to start bragging that he slept with me & stuff

The way you're talking I'm almost shook you're the chick that I was with when it happened to me lol. She was like "I guess it wasn't meant to be." She meant it in a sympathetic way but I think silence would have been more appropriate. And she told nobody which I appreciated.

lol dont scare me now. we all know this world is waaaay too small!!i didnt tell him that tho. was just like "erm are you ok?" then got dressed & said bye lol. the good thing is that he cant tell anyone that i was going to do anything with him lol. not to be rude but he is not even my type what the hell was i thinking?! roasting i guess..i dodged a bullet there..

u need to stop baiting urself out on here.especially as i KNOW thats not the way this story happend

er okay if u say so.who are u btw?

[Guest M12 Part 2]

dont worry babes just stay in line

[Guest Batman]

Tbh that seems like any sket story, linked some dude and he was gonna smash, you probly didnt know his second name & in the end it flopped and you were glad BUT you shouldnt be cuz if man wasnt pathetic it would've gone tru & you had the intent.

[missBee]

Tbh that seems like any sket story, linked some dude and he was gonna smash, you probly didnt know his second name & in the end it flopped and you were glad BUT you shouldnt be cuz if man wasnt pathetic it would've gone tru & you had the intent.

nah i know him & we are cool still. im glad it didnt go through because it was a bad idea trying to take things there really. whatever the reason he couldnt get hard for i was grateful for it. i doubt we would still be speaking if it had gone through. like i said i caught him off guard so totally my fault lolnot one of my proudest moments & i guess not his either lol

[Angelo]

M12 Bait up this chick.How did it go down?Did she have the fishy fish?

[Grafter]

bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers.

LMAOI did this before. I hadn't lashed for time and it was over real quick. I was pretending to be vex like "What the f*ck is up with this condom?". Took it off and threw on another real quick and carried on trying to beat even though my ting was going flaccid real quick. The intensity I was trying to beat this ting with in order to keep my sh*t hard was joke when I think back.

i hate thisif ur soft ur softaccept it, an take 5